Look at this thing. Just look at it. It doesn’t do SHIT. Yet...

Look at this thing. Just look at it. It doesn’t do SHIT. Yet, here I AM filling its bowl of food and even scooping its poop out of a box. I mean I love my kitty, but I can’t help but feel like it’s a stupid nigger faggot welfare queen. How is this thing not exactly what is wrong with this world? Seriously. No offense kitty, I love you, but you’re a nigger. -___-

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He cute

cute cat, but you choose to keep it indoors - it's your own fault

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No, you're its subservient underclassmen.

No fresh water? Criminal

Cats kill pests and keep them away. They have a job. They are employed. Therefore cats arent niggers.

kittie loves you, dude. be a good friend, it's fucking easy.

Cats are truly bluepilled pets. The only approved pets are dogs and fish.

>pest terminator for fun
>useless

It’s almost impossible to tame cats like dogs but you can certainly teach them new tricks and stuff. Mine is the bane of everything smaller than her around.

At least yours poops in the box, mine poops on the carpet in front of the box just to be an asshole.

get a burb, they are vastly more superior

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What about snakes or. Box turtles.

What about parrots? They live forever and they can talk shit

get a bigger box, dumb ass

t. cat

Andrew Jackson had a parrot.
Andrew Jackson was a pirate AND president of the united states.

Parrots are cool.

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Mine tends to get in the way of shitposting when she's bored.
also this.

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>Keep your cat inside got
>It's bad for the bird
>Buy all this catfood and litter and feline insulin
Leave your cat outside so they can kill rats and those fucking house sparrow cunts.

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Get a turtle and tape dildo on its back
I did this once it's hilarious

>-___-
Leave

Cat is literally a murder machine if set loose on the world... Objectively not blue pilled

It allows you to say you touched a pussy without having to lie.
So be fucking grateful.

>bluepilled
>removes housejews and mexinsects
>doesn't give a shit about anything but its owner
>literally eats only meat so isn't a basedgoy


Dogs are redpill too, but they're brotherly love redpilled, cats are individual warrior redpilled.

This. Whenever I had mice in my house my cat took care of the problem for free and with no effort by me. It may have taken him about 2 or 3 weeks but he eventually got the job done.

LOL, my old cat probably did more work in those weeks than you have in your entire life.

>Mine tends to get in the way of shitposting when she's bored.

Awww....cute little kitty wants to shitpost with you. Give him a treat whenever you get digits.

Domestic cats kill between 1.4 and 3.7 billion birds and between 6.9 and 20.7 billion mammals (mostly mice, shrews, rabbits, squirrels, and voles) each year
>businessinsider.com/cats-kill-billions-of-birds-and-mammals-each-year-2014-12

So make fun of it like I have.

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Sorry, but anyone who views cats negatively is usually a Nigger. If you start abusing it, you are a nigger. If you start abusing it for food, you are a chink.

So true.

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The cat will keep your environment free of rodents. Rodents will destroy your environment. Pick one.

Cat is elegance and grace on four legs, plus keeps the home pest-free. I prefer dogs, but kitties also have their purpose.

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>Cat is elegance and grace on four legs
All that pretentiousness. It's like reading a car or perfume commercial.

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