Canadian philosopher Professor Dr. Brian Pronger has shown in a paper titled "Outta My Endzone: Sport and the Territorial Anus" that male sports players are motivated by repressed homosexuality. Jow Forums has no response to this:
>The practice of competitive sport itself can have homoerotic dimensions: the contact of the playing field, the spectacle of the partially clad body, the steamy environment of the showers and locker room... I argued that men's sport allows men and boys to exclude women and girls from their all-male environments, permits them to play with each other's bodies, to surround themselves with naked men in the showers and locker cooms, to enjoy that all-male contact, without suffering the vilification that usually comes from the open acknowledgment and pursuit of masculine erotic contact, the stigma of "being homosexual. ...
>In other words, the homophobia of competitive sport allows men to play with each other's bodies and still preserve their patriarchal heterosexist hegemony; they can have their (beef) cake and eat it, too.
>I will argue that competitive sport... is embedded in the masculine colonizing will to conquer the space of an "other" while simultaneously protectively enclosing the space of the self... In sex, it shows in the desire to penetrate the holes of others and the desire to resist having the same happen to oneself.
>Less boastful than the phallus, perhaps because of its embarrassing vulnerability or even more terrifying potential openness, is the phallus's companion, the protective side of phallic desire, the side than can repel or admit others into the space carved out by phallic aggression. The simulacrum of this other side of phallic desire, I suggest is the asshole. It is the tightly closed orifice of the phallic conqueror, as well as the (perhaps) reluctantly opened orifice of the phalically conquered. Masculine desire is thus produced in the play of the phallus and asshole. It stimulates desire as both homoerotic and homophobic: homoerotic in its preoccupation with phallic intent, homophobic in its resistance to penetration.
>It goes without saying that a limp, shriveled penis is not effective in simulating the domineering masculine organization of desire. Given that no penis can live up to its phallic boast, no matter how swollen it gets, phallocentrism finds other ways to territorialize the body: innocuously, possibly, in body building, and more despotically in the territorial violence of warfare and competitive sport, for instance.
>Since one's participation in competition indicates one's commitment to phallic potency and one's defeat shows one's anal vulnerability and therefore phallic impotence, there is humiliation in defeat, in being penetrated by one's competitor.
>When, in the context of the philosophy of the limit, we consider the conventional pleasures of sport...we see the simulation of desire in the territorial project that transforms the puissance of the human connection into a pouvoir of dominance and submission. Competitive sport, therefore is a profoundly unethical way to organize desire.
(((Larry Kramer))) >jews hate sports >jews are anal >Ooga booga sports is gay Yeah fuck you kike , Yiddishkeit is gay and satanic BTFO
+sage
Eli Scott
Larry Kramer didn't write the paper. I just used that image to illustrate the true nature of sports players.
Thomas Adams
The guys a faggot. Homos pushing their faggotry on straight men and trying to sexualise and pervert hetero environments isn't a new thing, it's why we used to bog them
>OP fails to include competitive sports like racing >only sports in OP's mind are the ones that involve men making physical conact > O BOI SPORTS SURE ARE GAY seems like a case of the pot and the kettle
I don't like sport but I do like having my asshole fucked by multiple dicks simultaneously so idk if this theory is correct
Thomas Mitchell
This is the most retarded thing I heard in my life.
Joseph Young
This is written like it's a woman because they have no understanding of brotherhood and bonding and instead turn everything sexual.
Jason Davis
This is the primary reason I hate faggots. Men cannot have any arena or relationship that isn't looked upon with putrescent "gay gaze." Historical friendships between men in particular are subject to this special type of revision. The idea of gay acceptance/visibility is how the left will win in the end by consistently calling into question the relationships or men.
this is a good point that i have failed to realize until now. every time i've been next to a queer they're always quick to point out when somethings gay. i suppose it's their own pathetic way of trying to subvert hetero society
Jace Evans
Address the argument, not the man. He may be gay in his own personal life, but his research is general, not personal.
>Homos pushing their faggotry on straight men and trying to sexualise and pervert hetero environments isn't a new thing Of course his research is personal, modern sports evolved from ancient war games, he's pushing he's cock obsessed perversion into an arena it's entirely irrelevant, like homos typically do.
Camden Jones
>he's pushing his
Oliver Turner
It's personal when you have an agenda
Samuel Flores
Seems like his own personal mentally ill fantasy. Pretty sick actually. He thinks about mens competive sports and has homosexual thoughts and thinks thats normal. It isnt normal unless you are a huge fag.
Julian Hill
People who like Strawberry Ice Cream --- are actually fighting a deep unconscious desire for Rocky Road Ice Cream.
Nathan Torres
Sports are for faggots. What kind of man wants to watch his favorite big black buck run around every sunday? I bet he fantasizes about Jamal fucking his wife after the big game.
Jackson Bell
This book sounds one big repression
Brody Evans
Everyone has an agenda faggot
Ethan Harris
Guaranteed that the author is a faggot and a weak twink at that. He failed at sports throughout his life and is attempting to get revenge by calling others gay. This will inevitably be spread in the news by the usual suspects who will laugh about it because gay rights are serious business unless they are insinuating their opponents are gay, in which case it is perfectly acceptable to laugh about it.
Henry Torres
Sport is sublimated war. It is attacking and dominating another tribe without actual bloodshed. Sport is more about controlling the desire to conquer and kill than than engaging in sexual perversion.
Nathaniel Hall
I guess this is why blacks are over represented in certain sports.
This explanation makes way more sense than the OP's.
John Rogers
This.. Saved me from having to type this. Inb4 wwi &wwii were homo erotic pleasure fields.
Lucas Williams
>the Territorial Anus
I guarantee you Marvel is already thinking about a netflix series for this superhero.
Whether we get to see an angry anus courted to join the avengers in a blockbuster will remain to be seen.
Michael Lopez
I know, this is killing me.
James Perry
This, kinda. So this guy sees everything as a metaphor for dicks or buttholes but somehow this makes everything gay, even though the common factor is the eyes that see. People like this are the fucking worst.
Juan King
not really, since that desire is individual, and you are more likely to be incompetition for mates with your fellows who compete in the same area with the same women. Primate males are nearly always LONE figures who dominate groups, so team sports is an entirely different dynamic for males to work in.
Carter Hughes
His "arguments" are a bunch of assertions that he backs up with nothing other than his own garbage opinions.
Austin Smith
t. cuckooboy
Evan Hernandez
Sure, but the point isn't the argument, it's that the guy wrote a paper titled 'Outta My Endzone: Sport and the Territorial Anus'.
That's funny shit.
Daniel Williams
This is just pathetic and sick.
Brandon Green
faggots love turning everything gay this is why they are repulsive . sports is the moder n day gladiator battles . it activate the warrior inside of us but instead of killing we elbow the enemy , tackle him , destroy his knee and sometimes put a ball through a net
Connor Wright
Academia was a mistake.
Daniel Perez
>The simulacrum of this other side of phallic desire, I suggest is the asshole.
Fucking this. Fagots keep trying to push this idea that nothing is straight and that everything is "a little gay" in some way for form. I'm really sick of this shit.
Ryan Howard
Men can love each other in a properly ordered manner. Anal sex is NOT properly ordered to natural law, whether a woman's or a man's anus. What this idiot sees a suppression is a celebration of filial love amongst men. How degraded has academia become?!
Tyler Lewis
>subjective opinion piece with zero data backing up claim I'll take projecting faggot professor for $200.
