Why are other European countries so shit at making international popular music?

Everyone on Jow Forums should listen to this song from 3:45 and out.
It's like this song was made for you guys. You need it. Listen.

Norwegian music is the best.

Everybody thought they could make it on their own
But I've seen them all turn into stone.

That's LITERALLY Jow Forums

>Norwegian music is the best.

This.

youtube.com/watch?v=FPewKGoPhHA&t=1640s

youtube.com/watch?v=l2kTaIOaj-o

>Norwegian music is the best.

Why so many great musicians from Norwaybro? Free gibs for autistic neets who sit home and practice their instrument all day?

This maybe

youtube.com/watch?v=QxSIXfYkJVA

3:55 also for Jow Forums people

We Norwegians just want to help you guys

I'm a bit sad this epic vid didn't take more off though:

youtube.com/watch?v=ZxNfD1fIdzM

Fucking epic.

>tfw literally trying to save lost Jow Forums people and they don't even respond

I guess you know it's true though anyway right? You can listen in silence.

>literally trying to save lost Jow Forums people

Jow Forums people MUST listen to this song @3:40:
It may save your life.

I listened to a lot of black metal from Scandinavia in the 90s early 2000s. I still listen to a few swedish bands. I think Scandinavia produces some great musicians overall.

You must have heard this Norwegian song then?
youtube.com/watch?v=sOOebk_dKFo

That's the only song you ever need to hear. It covers everything.

But really though... Jow Forums people absolutely NEEDS to listen to this song from @3:00 and out:
It was literally written for people like you. To help you out of your misery.

"Everybody thought they could make it on their own"
"But I've seen them all turn into stone."

That's literally 90% of Jow Forums right there!

youtube.com/watch?v=3TUhk00H86g

youtube.com/watch?v=PPZP_E890Bo

I'm talking about more modern music here...
Like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=MCIaj-oLi28

She is LITERALLY a real musician and writes and plays everything herself. Most popular US artists don't do that.

dumb frogposter

I love Aurora, she is the only real pop music I can appreciate.
But for the crown you have to prove you have something better than Garmarna/Triakel (23:14):
youtu.be/Vrbz8ZgP9O4?t=23m14s
youtu.be/CF_MgVubIT4

Thanks for sharing the music, Orjan is pretty amazing desu.

>inb4 mods move this thread
youtube.com/watch?v=DzV2XsT5KtY

norwegians are niggers

Austria can't make music. Never heard of an Austiran artist? Except that Eurovision freak?

>advertising your country to foreigners
enjoy the niggers

OMGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEKEKEKEKEK OMG HAHAHAHAHA

Finland make much better music.

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Well if you get niggers on this board... where would you not get niggers?

Anyway, this is not an invitation - it's a warning:
From 3:00 and out

That's a DESCRIPTION of your POL lives (not an invitation)

Our artists makes meaningful music and SHE is a REAL artists making EVERYTHING herself (not many popular female artists does that).

Name a norwegian artist as good as wintersun.

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That's just screaming

youtube.com/watch?v=Cg6n3ZhKwt4

ensiferum is p good

Which sing user?

Ensiferum is awesome. At least the jari albums.

Dimmu borgirs first 3 albums are gold. Some songs from their early 2000s albums are good too. They are shit nowadays though.

UK produces the most music.

The first 3 mastodon albums are gold

please step your games up im tired of this nigger shit being glorified

I actually somewhat like their new song if you listen to the whole thing:
youtube.com/watch?v=5ws18_MZ-lw

A bit over the top of course, but not too bad

But their old stuff was better:
youtube.com/watch?v=GTPr3JxiSdc

Older than that and it's shit.

I hope you're not including the UK in that, because there's probably no other country in the world that has had a larger influence on music, in all of history.

As for the rest of europe, dunno. I haven't heard of most of your Norwegian tunes. Rammstein from Germany made waves across the globe not too long ago.

the only decent thing to come out of icelandic countries is black metal and bjork

Nah which wintersun? If you want a melodic one with no harsh vocals listen to death and the healing. And does norway have any power metal acts?

Army of me is good

But Russia made one of the greatest songs of all time, jokes on your Norway

youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4

>Iceland countries
Even today the UK is dominating the charts.

I like mastadon but I have to be in the right mood for em.

It’s alright. I’ve tried listening to the new album all the way through and I get bored and the choir gets on my nerves, way over bearing to me.

>Even today the UK is dominating the charts.

Well that is about to change
youtube.com/watch?v=rBgMeunuviE

What about mastodon post crack the skye?

youtube.com/watch?v=JRd5OJ2p3pw

If you don't have your songs played by a North Korean band it means you can't compete with Norway. Obviously.

Not so into their albums after crack the skye. I haven’t listened to them in ages, I’m going to listen to leviathan right now.

Ahh a fellow patrician. I thought the hunter really sucked and once more round the sun was interesting, but they just became utter shit after skye.

>I’ve tried listening to the new album all the way through and I get bored and the choir

Yeah, the choir is way too much and some songs are TRULY crap. But that song I posted is not so bad.

OHHH NONONONOONO GAGAAHAHAHHGAHAGGAGAGAGAGA

Lorde

youtu.be/XoNZAY-r40U
The first song I ever heard by mastadon. Thanks limewire for the songs and viruses.

aurora is amazing tho

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This sounds like a terrible copy of Amerishit. Their voices even sound bad.

because not everyone sings in engIish, faggot

what kind of gay faggot Iikes this shit?

*blocks your path*

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