How do you survive a Nazi death camp?

How do you survive a Nazi death camp?

There are many stories of Jews who survived Nazi death camps, but how?

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the answer is be the jewiest jew in jew camp

Gutter was seven years old when the second world war broke out. He lived in the Warsaw ghetto for three and a half years, took part in its uprising, survived six Nazi concentration camps – including the Majdanek extermination camp – and lived through a death march across Germany to Theresienstadt in occupied Czechoslovakia.

>survived six Nazi concentration camps
>six

I can't even imagine surviving one camp, let alone six.

Less than 200,000 died in them and they where nothing like of (((History))).

Ask them who sold more slaves ever in History.

Pro-tip: it wasn't whites.

>How do you survive a Nazi death camp?
On your appointed day to get elaborately, painstakingly murdered and then vaporized into nothingness, there is no more room in the death killing room. You go scott free. There is absolutely no other way for them to kill you, which they obviously, deeply wanted to do, and went to all the effort.

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had to escape the masturbation machins atleast 3 times

>“For me this whole thing is about not forgetting. Because if you forget, you repeat it over and over again. To me, the great importance of testimony is not to forget what people are capable of.”

Never forget, Goy.

Oy Vey.

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>maus

I'll do, didn't heard of it before.

Those inefficient and ineffective Germans.

He ''busted'' his way to freedom.

Escape? I'm getting back in line!

We were taught that stupid comic in school

You dont, you get masterbated to death.

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The one who came to my school said he was tasked with dishing out the soup to the other inmates. He said he used to let the large chunks of potato sink to the bottom so at the end after dishing it out to everyone else he would have all the best bits left to himself.

Lies.
If you were hungry enough, the evil Nazis sent you to a hospital instead of gassing you.

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But the large potato chunks float

>oops ze ran out of gas
>and bullets
>and everyone's fists are broken from repairing the masturbation machine
>hospital for u!

DELET THIS GOYIM

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wew lad

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You buckle up and keep your hands down on the rollercoaster

>gather information about inmates families
>gather information about inmates escape plan
>tell everything to Nazi supervisors
>they give you free meals and do not kill you
>other jews start thinking you're a traitor
>ask Nazi to change camp before being killed by others inmates

This actually makes sense.

>virtual holocaust survivor
Is there any other kind?

Friendly reminder that the (((holocaust))) ended over 73 years ago.
There are STILL more (((survivors))) alive today than kikes who died in the concentration camps.

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Not much of an extermination camp then. Didn't anyone notice he wasn't dead?

Tha nazis spent the war transferring jews from one death camp to another for no reason. It's why they lost the war.

This brainwashing needs to end.

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He's almost as real as the holocaust!

the virtual jew was a mistake

Pretty sure everyone survived. They were actually LIFE camps.

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When the day of the rope comes, anti-Semites will be hanged first.

go back to your Muslim shithole Ahmed, Britain is not your home

Can it be fucked with like an AI or is it just pre-recorded answers to predetermined questions?

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imagine believing the holohoax jewish swimming lesson camp for masturbation practice an soccer tournaments in 2018

oy they turned me into 6000000 lampshades of soap before i finally escaped the rollercoaster

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repetition is the basis for every great lie

>repetition is the basis for every great lie

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>virtual holocaust
real erection

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The absolute horror.

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>the nazis tried to gas me 6 different times, but couldn't figure out how to hook up my projector in the gas chamber. it was terrible.

>>“For me this whole thing is about not forgetting. Because if you forget, you repeat it over and over again. To me, the great importance of testimony is not to forget what people are capable of.”
good advice.

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I'm confused about why HolocaustLand isn't open yet, they would absolutely trash the DisneyLand with attendance records.

Interesting concept. Similar to S•ros's situation. Like an artificial reverse meritocracy breeding program. Almost selecting for psychopathy and other weaknesses.

Look up george soros.
Thats how you escape.

Gee it's almost as if death camps weren't a thing

Hey Jew, has it occurred to you that if the "holohoax deniers" are right, then your "murdered relatives" may simply have gotten separated from the rest of the family during the war and either ended up on the other side of the iron curtain back in 45 or moved somewhere else in the western world? And that using the internet you could probably locate them or their descendents today?

even the phrase 'death camp' makes no sense

Oy vey it was a second hard drive wipe.

What a fucking jew

He escaped the Gas Chamber 6 times because he was needed in the kitchen to serve up the potato soup.

It makes sense, in my mind.

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