Polish German friendship thread

Friendly reminder that historically, Poland and Germany were never enemies - it was always Prussians, and later Nazis who seeked to destroy and occupy their neighbours. Now that Prussia and Nazis are no more, we can come back to being best bros and return to Otto III plan of building better, stronger Europe together.

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Return Silesia first you thieving Pollack

~ "The war of giants has ended, the wars of the pygmies begin" - Winston Churchill about WW1 and Eastern Europe

~ "Austria-Hungary was gone, to be replaced by the pathetic and new states of eastern and central Europe" - George Kennan

~ "To give the Poles silesian industry would be like giving a watch to a monkey" - David Lloyd George, british PM

~ GERMAN BANTZ:
"When in the sixties I was travelling "to learn the language" to Eastern Germany, I was struck by the pride and haughtiness of the Germans in contacts with various people, combined with the disregard of the eastern neighbors. I remember that a woman at a bus stop asked if there were also buses driving in Polacken-land" - one polish professor, whose name I won't give, in order to make polacken of Jow Forums look stupid and ignorant

~ "We made the Jews the scapegoat responsible for our downfalls and incompetence, and we are only barely able to notice the reasons for this downfall which are deeper and harder to remove" - one polish economist, whose name I won't give, to make polacken of Jow Forums look stupid and ignorant, which will only confirm reality anyway

~ "Set in Poland, that is to say Nowhere" - Alfred Jarry, Frenchman, author of "Ubu Roi" /Ubu King/

~ "Let the Polacken govern themselves and they'll finish themselves off" - Otto von Bismarck

~ "Polacken-land is a temporary state /Saisonstaat/" - Josef Wirth, chancellor of Germany in 1922

~ "Show the Polacken a hole, and they'll immediately jump in" - Balzac

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t. Hans, buttblasted Polish girls reject him

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> Mfw we got United Cuckdom by their balls.

By cutting of the flow of gas, no more tea for Ahmed Tollybottom.

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Germans have nice sluts. Shame that so many of them do interracial porn

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Wracaj do czyszczenia kibli polaczku.

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>t.Mykola Churkovich

Her makeup looks like something I'd see on a trannie.

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There is no Polish-German friendship, there could be a "peaceful coexistence" at best.

Poles and Germans will never be friends.

O ta opryszczona kurwa znowu postuje zmyślone cytaty (prócz może dwóch), zaraz zawołam twoją mamę.

>zmyślone cytaty
:^)))))

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WIELGIE NIMDZY CHAŁWA GITLERU (sra w spodnie)

A rzeczywistość....

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Mykola czyść ten kibel bo nie zapłace ci 6zł/h i cię zostawie na polu

I love this ridiculous meme.
It's pretty retarded, yet baity enough that some anons might actually believe in it.

>Mykola
Mykola by tyle o pisslandzie wiedział?

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>Mykola by tyle o pisslandzie wiedział?

No jo przecież jak czyścisz kible to w tle cały czas fakty tvn lecą co nie?

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>all axis countries part of Germany
If Hitler hadn´t attacked the red army would have invided every continent expect North America. If you don´t have the courage to become an axis power they invade you but will leave alone when the true enemy is beaten.

Przecież to nie chochoł, toż to Marcel, żydek z Warszawy czy Śląska czy chuj wie skąd.
>Every thread about Poland there is, there appears Marcel, the self hating jew.

Poles were betrayed by their government, as Bongs were betrayed by Churchill.

I still don't understand why rational Poles are anti-Nazi, when Stalin assfucked them for 6 decades and Nazi's barely killed 100k Poles in camps.

Wyobrażam sobie takiego kuca z tłustymi kłakami i trądzikiem mieszkającym u mamy i piszący takie posty na przemian z wykopem i krautchanem.

Bawi mnie jego obecność więc go prowokuje do dalszego marnowania czasu.

>when Stalin assfucked them for 6 decades and Nazi's barely killed 100k Poles in camps

please kys

It´s the propaganda that tells people that all those 100k were innocent. Same in Finland about the anticommunists but it doesn´t bite as bad.
emotion without logic, how pathetic

>I still don't understand why rational Poles are anti-Nazi
Dude I don't understand how Poles can hate the nazis despite nazis wanting to enslave or exteriminate their entire nation, causing unimaginable destruction to their lands, culling nearly 70% of their intelligentsia etc.

>Naziboo mutts everyone

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>emotion without logic, how pathetic

No, this is proper reaction to an obvious and disgusting trolling, or, maybe jugding by flag an inbred stupidity and ignorance

Remember that war is peace and ignorance is strenght

>ignorance is strenght
that helped you in ww2. Want to trust the english crown once more?

Churchill was a nobody until the Munich peace was broken. It was Hitler that betrayed Europe.

>that helped you in ww2
yes, it helped us be free after all 50 years of soviet occupation is better than 5 years of nazi occupation

Lol your such a eetard

It was either have bong and frog alliance or have nothing.
Even worse it was the meme alliance with the west or becoming a slave to the soviets or becoming a slave to the nazis.
>Great choice.

Retard*

>all 50 years of soviet occupation is better than 5 years of nazi occupation
Why?

>becoming a slave to the nazis
Don´t believe the allied propaganda about Hitler hating nazis remember Croatia and Bulagria

Hello butthurt volksdeutsche

He was being sarcastic. Poland meant no more than Sudetenland to the British establishment it was just the last time Germany could be trusted.

>Why?
50 years of relative economic progress, social housing, lack of homeless people

vs 5 years of genocide opression and total destruction of a country.

I know you're a trolling since you come from an untermensch mongoloid country that hitler cooperated with and lost war against Russia, but I'm not taking the bait.

I'm treating you like a 5 year old so I will respond in that manner

kurwa, to ja już się gubię. Jestem Niemcem, Żydem czy Ukraińcem?

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You seriously believe Poland could've allied with Hitler with no bad sides?
Dude, he clearly wanted lebensraum in the east. He didn't care about the south of Europe that much since the lands that were supposed to end up being colonised by the germans after the war were in the east.
We'd have lost Danzig and the sea access it gave us. In return we'd get some insignificant and backwards lands in the east and became a literal vassal to germany with no chance of turning it around if they went back on their word.
>As they did multiple fucking times
He'd have used us as cannon fodder and then annexed the country outright.

Prawiczkiem

>50 years of relative economic progress, social housing, lack of homeless people
Relative to what?
>genocide
Why you care about jews or commies? They didn´t execute good poles.
>destruction
It happens with war but it must be some place where the bombs are dropped.

Jesteś po prostu tłustogłowym podczłowiekiem mieszkającym u mamusi.

Gdybyś chociaż potrafił czytać mapy, czy wykresy to może twoje trollowanie byłoby do przełknięcia ale pokazujesz swoje spierdolenie i nie douczenie tak bardzo, że nie sposób się z ciebie nabijać, więc pisz dalej, bo sprawiasz mi frajdę

Szczególnie ta mapa to wisienka na torcie twojego analfabetyzmu wtórnego.

What are you basing your claims on?

>Relative to what?
Relative to german occupation

>Why you care about jews or commies?
6,5 million Poles died in ww2, most of them civilians Poland's population dropped from 32 million in 1939 to 23 million in 1946

>It happens with war but it must be some place where the bombs are dropped.
Yes, like Germany for example Soviets got rid of nazis more efficiently than anyone else.

Obviously a german. Its pretty clear

Definitly interested in a kebab removing campaign

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Economic progress isn´t made in 5 years.
>6,5 million Poles died in ww2, most of them civilians Poland's population dropped from 32 million in 1939 to 23 million in 1946
Were they just meant to let the red army march without resistance?
>Yes, like Germany for example Soviets got rid of nazis more efficiently than anyone else.
If they let the red army march to Germany it would have been too strong to stop.

it's clear to you, but to them I'm a Ukrainian and a Jew :\

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>Economic progress isn´t made in 5 years.
Economic progress can be made in 1 year.

>Were they just meant to let the red army march without resistance?
Yes

>If they let the red army march to Germany it would have been too strong to stop.

They actually let them march to Germany.

You had a choice and you chose wrong. Face up to it.

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Believe it or not but for the whole period since 1920, you know the Polish-Soviet War, we've been preparing for the next inevitable war with the commies. Our entire defense strategems were suited for the east.
Then the fucking one balled, vegetarian, drug-addicted, failed artist, austrian autist comes along and fucks it all up.
We'd have finished the fucking job in the 20's if krauts and czechs weren't faggots and stopped the munition shipments from the french, bongs sabotaging us in the League of Nation and lithuanians letting soviets through their lands.

>I'm a Ukrainian and a Jew :\

I other words a perfect "Der Untermensch"

Wiele byś się nie pomylił, w jakimś temacie na Jow Forums ktoś z niego wyciągnął, że ma długie włosy i piegi (czyli rudy).

I mean you hate on all of eastern europe so your not ukranian. You also get super butthurt and defensive if someone shits on germany so yea hello folksdojcz

polacken ins gas!

Czyli norma dla przegrywów xd

>Economic progress can be made in 1 year.
It´s still less than in 50 in almost all cases. 5 isn´t comparable to 50
>Were they just meant to let the red army march without resistance?
They would have taken to whole fucking world? Why you want that?
>They actually let them march to Germany.
But because they were bombed along the way they weren´t as strong as they would have been. I admid Hitler was bad at war.

>6,5 million Poles died in ww2, most of them civilians Poland's population dropped from 32 million in 1939 to 23 million in 1946
That's because the Soviets took a third of your country. And then you ethnically cleansed the Germans from what was left.

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You underestimate the soviets. They could fight on flat grounds so well that they would have invaded Poland with no problem

>tłustogłowym podczłowiekiem
>podczłowiekiem

A Slav is calling me an untermensch while just 80 years he was getting murdered by better organized and stronger Germans, who thought of him as untermensch. Irony of history

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took you a short time to come, marcel.

There was no Germany until 40 years before WW1. It's a made up place full of Bohemians. The original mutts.

>5 isn´t comparable to 50
So lets narrow them down to 5 years of nazi and 5 years of soviet occupation.

5 years of nazi occupation - terror, rape, genocide, street executions, destruction

5 years of soviet occupation - rebuilding, zero unemployment, construction of social housing, sharp rise in living standards

>They would have taken to whole fucking world?
Why not, why I would fucking care about the useless "world" when I'm in Poland?

> But because they were bombed along the way they weren´t as strong as they would have been

Germany wasn't strong at all that's why they failed miseably, it's like Jow Forumstards vs reality

Soviets have actually expulsed the poles that have lived in the east to the new borders. That's how we became 99,9% white.
>Getting rid of the krauts living in your lands is bad.
Yeah, just forget them being a literal fucking 5th column.

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Wrong, it has nothing to do with that.

As well as the millions of Poles killed by the nazis and soviets

tia

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>A Slav is calling me an untermensch while just 80 years he was getting murdered by better organized and stronger Germans

BETTER ORGANIZED AND STRONGER GERMANS XDDDDD

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Obviously they were building up heavily and most likely would've crushed us easily. But you missed the point of us becoming a literal bulwark against communism in Europe.
But thanks to kraut autism half of it went to the Soviets instead.

DO YOU WANT TOTAL WAR? GERMANY STONK. FUCK YOU SLAV SUBMUHANS. WE ARE ARYAN SOLDIERS!!!

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>terror
Why would Hitler terrorise poles when the camps are ready? It was all commies wasn´t it.
>rape
too red for nazis
>genocide
Why you feel bad for jews?
>street executions
beats communism
>destruction
that´s just war
>rebuilding
that´s what happens after war
>zero unemployment
Same as nazi occupation
>construction of social housing, sharp rise in living standards
That´s industrialisation

It was the onions.

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>3 Slovak Divisions

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Just wondering, are you actually serious or is this bait? Surely you know of all the things the nazis did to us?

based ally

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Soviets aren´t easy to crush.

>Why would Hitler terrorise poles when the camps are ready? It was all commies wasn´t it.
No, it was nazis
>too red for nazis
Nazis were basically reds, but countless times worse.
>Why you feel bad for jews?
I feel bad for ethnic Poles.
>beats communism
That's actually nazi reality, mongol
>that´s just war
Which was made by nazis
>that´s what happens after war
no shit, soviets liberated us
>Same as nazi occupation
you confused slave work with workers rights in soviet occupation
>That´s industrialisation
no that's communism

>TFW the fascist leader of your country is some fatass

Haha they hung that fat retard. How funny :D hahaha

> Killing communists
> Communists reshaping the country with "progression" and "modernization"

If you like the latter so much what's your beef with the EU? They're Neo-Soviets and you're rejecting their vision of "progression" and "modernization"....

ekhm...

nie przepuszczę okazji, żeby doedukować polacken

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What in interesting thread.

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>Hitler, I don't feel so good...

no

used to look better

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Germany sTONK!!! one the horse we will get to Moscow!!!!! German technology is best (horses, carriages and other innovations out of this century)

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>No, it was nazis
Why would Hitler terrorize if he had the camps ready?
>Nazis were basically reds, but countless times worse.
Is there any actual proof of german soldiers raping?
>That's actually nazi reality, mongol
Why is publicly executing commies bad?
>Which was made by nazis
Soviets attacked first and the allies were wanting war all along.
>no shit, soviets liberated us
Every country has been rebuild after a war.
>you confused slave work with workers rights in soviet occupation
>workers rights
>soviet union
LoL
>no that's communism
Living conditions usually improve when industrialisation hits

Wasn't your clay and hadn't been for centuries. EU had to indemnify Poland for German claims so Poland could join the EU.

You people like to make things up as much as Jews do. Probably because most of you have some Jew blood in you. You just can't admit you fucked up because you had that bombastic idiot Smigly-Ryzd as your leader. This clown show was saying he could kick the Germans back to the Elbe and then ran off to Romania while the rest of you were going "what happened?".

Q: How did the Germans stop the Polish cavalry?
A: They turned off the carousel.

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>You people like to make things up as much as Jews do.
We've only reached pre-war population in 1985. I guess all these people have just emigrated or something right? Germans dindu nuffin after all, they all good boiz.

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Poland and Germany should unite to make open borders for israel

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look how gradually frustrated this polacke gets

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>Why would Hitler terrorize if he had the camps ready?
Because he wanted to terrorize, germans are genetically made for it
>Is there any actual proof of german soldiers raping?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_crimes_of_the_Wehrmacht#Rapes
>Why is publicly executing commies bad?
Publicly executing non-political civilians is bad.
>Soviets attacked first and the allies were wanting war all along.
No, Germany started ww2 and attacked Soviets later on.
>Every country has been rebuild after a war.
Some only thanks to the billions from Mashall plan, others without it.
>LoL
What's funny about that? Yes, Soviets gave workers their right and they had more free time and proper benefits
>Living conditions usually improve when industrialisation hits
Which was achievable under communism.

>Pollack doesn't understand oil conservation

>Probably because most of you have some Jew blood in you.
Just like you all have nigger and spic blood right?
>This clown show was saying he could kick the Germans back to the Elbe
>What is propaganda
>what is morale
Polish leadership obviously knew they coudnt win a 1 on 1 war with Germany
>Q: How did the Germans stop the Polish cavalry?
A: They turned off the carousel.
Cringe
Also you must be a very special type of retard to deny nazis massacres.