Is Croatia an African country?

I've been to Split before, it's a beautiful city filled with history and culture. The people are quite polite there.

Basically, the farthest thing from Africa.

Croatia is the shit. Friendly people, high rate of English literacy, clean, and beautiful countryside. This guy is wrong though .. he should have said "Africans would KILL to live here".

Spalato, now split was a beautiful Italian city when we were forced to live in 45.
Socialism and slave mind asset took their tool

our PM said that africans would "thirst" for croatian standard. Kinda hard to translate into english

Many Euro countries have depleted their mineral wealth . Socialism is a must.

there wasn't many italians here to begin with

That is bullshit. There is a written and signed order to destroy it as a false flag and blame Croats for anti-muslim “culturocide”
The charge was dropped at Hague Tribunal trial against Croats.

Who are you bullshiting?
Split people are terrible to other Croats, I got attacked by a pack of feral Vlaj and Torcida imbeciles.
A Serb would get BTFO

Except if you are some Croat mutt from Serbia and you immediately got on all fours and sucked up to locals. The way Serbs always do to Westerners

Split never had Italian population.
Not even during Medieval periods.
Zara is yours. Nothing else.

He's not really wrong. Split is a dirty city with nasty people living in it.

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Why are Croatians so disgusting?

post feet splichanka

this
and this, also you may post something else. I prefer but

>butthurt Protestant heretic, diaspora Muslim or Serb

>I got attacked by a pack of feral Vlaj and Torcida imbeciles.
story time.

Niggers shouldn't be allowed to use electricity.

>basically africa wit electricity
there's a huge difference there

Is that the bridge the meme poison guy killed himself for being accused of war criming over?

>4 years ago
>3 of us, fourth friend scored
>drank a lot
>returning home from Bačvice clubs
>out of nowhere at least 10 subhumans aged 16-18 appear
>communicate in barely intelligible sounds, mostly vowels
>Aaaaaaa
>Aeee
>A?
>AaaEEEE
>bitchslap my friend who is the weakest and most shitfaced
>the other immediately takes a swing at me
>glances my face
>chaos ensues, as the other guy breaks a concealed bottle on head of one of them
>I throw a punch that finds its mark
>kick the bottle KO one with leg
>2 down, too many left
>chimp out like niggers
>start throwing rocks at us
>first friend ran ran away, decide to join him
>get hit in arm, back, torn shirt, bleeding

>run into cops less than 200 m away who just laugh at us and see us off

We got mauled quite a bit, mostly arms and legs, though

Charge was dropped
>Culturocide
Total bullshit

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look Serbiabro not everyone likes croats alright

So this nigger basically just admitted that the worst European country is better than the best African countries, on the basis that Croatia has electricity.

>The way Serbs always do to Westerners
Top kek

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>worst European country
not quite

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>the Croat posts a horse
lmao I guess you are about as smart as a horse, Croat

Have you ever wondered why in every single historical map the city was named Spalato ? Split is a toponym that was unknown until 1918. As in many other places in Dalmazia, the towns was inhabited by Venetians and the countryside by Croats.

>Africa

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>Fresh Island festival most likely
>Literally tailor-made for niggers
>Zrće
>Not a containment zone for foreign retards, druggies, Brits and Italians, where unscroupolous locals rip them off on stay, taxi, drugs and food after they spend their Western bux at clubs owned by top level Croatian mafia

have balkan people won a single war in history, ever?

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lmao what a bunch of subhumans
you can find like those in zemun and the police is the same too (they're doing nothing to prevent those things)

>Swedish education

>Split
>inhabited by Venetians
>An Italian map has Italian names
>A city in area conquered by Venetians is named in Italian

You are a brainlet.
Zadar/Zara had Italian population.
Central Dalmatia had very few, only the local Croats spoke Italian/Latin vernacular due to commerce and “culture” often.

>electricity
>also no rampant disease
>also no endless crime
>also no smelly niggers
So not Africa at all, then?

Not a single woman in any of these photos. They know to stay away.

WW1 and 2
Balkan League vs T*rks
Along with multiple wars against eachother

they totally could've build that in africa too if it weren't for them evil white folks
they wuz architects

Crorats BTFO

>also no endless crime
It's Eastern Europe my dear Johnny

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That was not a thing, actually.
And I am not talking about history.

I am talking about how Serbs always shit on their country, nation and government, when in the West.
As if to present themselves in a better way than “those common Serbs back home”.

Why do Serbs always come to Croatia threads?

>Why do Serbs always come to Croatia threads?
i can ask the same about croats, though
why would we woudn't?

We are currently having a massive infestation of lefty Anti-Serb Serbs, thankfully like you mentioned most of them piss of westwards
You can spot them easily, if they mention "toxic nationalism" or "we should abandon Kosovo" it's red flag for high onions levels

They are known as (((drugosrbijanci)))

Italy does not exist Calogero. Spalato was a Venetian/Croatian town. It is sad how the Venetian heritage is systematically erased there now. Still better than becoming a Siculo-neapolitan shithole like the whole of Venetia is now anyway. From this point of view it is a fortune that the town has become part of Croatia.

>I am talking about how Serbs always shit on their country, nation and government, when in the West.
thank god those shits are living there and not here
thousands of miles away they complain about a country they visit once in a blue moon and most of them haven't even spent a year here in total

there was local dalmatian population that spoke romance language, dalmatian. They were not venetians, they were dalmatians and over 1.5 thousand years were assimilated into Croats

Meanwhite you were squating in the mood

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don't reply to meme f(l)ags,he spam his shit in every italian thread

Yes, he admitted blowing up the bridge but it was declared a legit war target.

>We are currently having a massive infestation of lefty Anti-Serb Serbs

???
Why now, exactly?

>anti-Serb Serbs
Why don’t they come to Croatia and settle among their kind?

They are not diaspora (only), travel, part-time and students.
The cringiest were Serbs on work&travel in USA.
Also, I can’t understand any self-identifying Serb living in USA, UK, Germany, Austria or Croatia

I've been to Split a couple of times. The Roman part of the city is actually lovely, really beautiful. Move outside of there and it is a horrible shithole, unfortunately

ANOTHER BULLSHIT SPREADING MEMEFLAG FAGGOT

>The cringiest were Serbs on work&travel in USA.
well what can i say for the people who go to the countries that were directly involved in bombing their houses?

>Also, I can’t understand any self-identifying Serb living in USA, UK, Germany, Austria or Croatia
true, they're serbs only in name

>No women in the photos
CuckFiction.

Let's say that similarly to Ragusa (now Dubrovnik) the croatian countryside conquered the venetian city in the course of the centuries. This process was accelerated in the xix century by the habsburg's policy of slavification and then became a complete ecatomb in the xxth. I'm fine with Spalato belonging now to Croatia, I am just saddened by the systematical erasing of the Venetian heritage and culture from the city's history.

>similarly to Ragusa
>Ragusa
>being ever Venetian

Your delusions know no bounds

They literally donated a plot of land to Ottomans in order to not border directly with Venetians

Women here, unlike western women, actually have some integrity built in them.

Sweden was once poised to control the entire Baltic sea and become the most powerful empire in Europe until the Great Northern war
Learn some history dumb zerg
>???
>Why now, exactly?
Who knows, could be anything

Perhaps it is the spread of cancerous neoliberal politics that doomed the west
There's already tumblrinas in Slovenia literally screaming "you're a fucking white male"
More and more gay shit is being shoved down Ex-Yu countries throats (your referendum, our PM)
Our cucks are usually concentrated in big cities like Belgrade and Novi Sad
I'd imagine Zagreb is in similar situation

Do me a favor, next time you see those anti-serb serbs tell them to go fuck themselves

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i ALWAYS felt a disgust when someone mentions that he goes to work his ass off in 'murica, just because everyone thinks it's the best country in the world
meanwhile, he, or even worse - she, as a serb, goes there to work like a slave and to go back with nothing *but experiences* in return

i can't describe how much such thinking is gross to me, like what the fuck is going in mind of those people. i would rather kill myself

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it was not venetian, they used venetian language togather with their slavic dialect, latin and dalmatian. Romance heritage in dalmatia isn't being erased, it's preserved.

>It's basically scenic like Africa with all the luxury of a stable electrical grid.
How is this a bad thing?

I saw a white boi in my country for the first time in my life yesterday, and I didn't think "I should kill that creation of Yakub cracka right here right now".
No..
I thought how exciting it would be to talk to him, uncovering what made him as sissy as he is. I thought about how nice it would be to learn about his life, and learn about the world I never saw.
I pictured talking to him, eyes darting like those of a noble lady, looking anywhere else but in his eyes.
I pictured myself princess carrying him with ease, to a bed. I pictured myself, still with my clothes on, unclothing myself, and rubbing his silky-smooth pale skin with my rough, black hands, and him, squirming lady-like.
I pictured him unclothing himself in a slow manner, drawing it out, so I can have a good look at his body.
I imagined him slipping his hands under my underwear, and jostling my big black cock, rubbing his effeminate, pale fingers on the precum-covered, sensitive tip of my big penis.
I imagined...

Damn white boys, I can almost give up on my pan african ideology for you.

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Turds with eyes don't get to disrespect higher entities than themselves.

A better country, a better people.

If you are non-croatian, in Croatia, living as an immigrant, student, another parasite, you automatically admitted your country and people inferior.

Why do hot countries always look like shit even in Europe? Take Italy for example, its nice in the North but Sicily and the like is a wasteland.

that's pretty gay

This was just geopolitics. Trieste did something similar with Austria. Have you ever seen the portraits gallery of the Regents of the Republic of Ragusa ? You can hardly spot a single Croat. All of them were Lombards. Why it is so difficult to accept the fact that these lands have a double heritage, both Croat and Venetian ? What bothers me is just the denial of this historical evidence. I have no problem for instance in aknowledging that the Republic of Venice was also a partly slavic country in its essence.

Going there and witnessing all the degeneracy is real eye opener. We should organize filed trips to Malmo and force leftist cucks to attend them.

Brateee Amerika je toooo
Pusio sam crncima kurac i sad imam Iphone X pickeee
Ne budi seljak sto si takav sovinisticki toksicni nacionalisticki ksenofob,
zar nisi video Bajdenove epske mime
Bombardovali nas da nas civilizujuuuu
#Prajd

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Tbh, cuck tier german, dutch, norwegian bois volunteer in Africa and will've had more sex there than they will masturbate for the next 40 years of their lives.
Grown men too.
Local women, wherever they are, will just throw themselves at them and not the old ones.

t. 1/4 transylvanian saxon with german family abroad

>Lombard
>ruling over Ragusa
Oh boy

You do realise they Latinised/Italianised
their names?

Treba organizirati to da Hrvati premlaćuju “Srbe”, drugosrbijance i te ostale vaše, a da Srbi zgaze ove naše urbane Jugoslavenčine, liberale, pederčine i partizančine

electricity is pretty huge deal imo.

...

slazem se

u to ime...

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>bruh Croatia is just like Africa if Africa had electricity, running water, and a low crime rate
>Croatia btfo
Blacks are so dumb

They're not going to murrika because they like it, but because they can earn a good dinar at no-skill job.
eg dance in a bear costume or being a prep cook at $15/h, as opposed to $2/h in Serbia.
For example, my relative quit his job in a bank in order to go to murrika and paint walls at $35/h.

your brother deserves to be shot

I don't have a brother.

you know well that i've meant on that relative you mentioned. maybe he's your distant brother though

>distant brother
brother is brother, how can it be a distant one?

>distant brother

KEK

Cousin is the word

Going to murrika is profitable if you're not working or have a shitty job here. Or going anywhere else. Just like we're losing C category drivers and medical personnel to Germany because they're being payed shit here and they get big dime over there.

well i'm a retard at anguish, thanks for correction and sorry for my lack of knowledge at family subject

well if they're incompetent enough to not survive here they then deserve to starve

>15$ hour
you can earn that here working as a waiter

In Serbia instead of "cousin" they sometimes say "brother from my Aunt/Uncle" (Brat od tetke/strica)
It's an old phrase I think

exactly, that's what got me confused there

>Africa with electricity

So the Croat was right?

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Enjoy your call-center job at $10/day
Your average wage is literary twice as big as ours though.
Kažu i Hrvati, ali nije tako na engleskom...

>Croatia
ahuurhhh me google search foist image, this is right!

>bratić, sestrična

>sestrić very rarely

Brat od strica, tetke = Serbia and Montenegro

>Move outside of there and it is a horrible shithole, unfortunately
What makes you think that, besides the socialist-era buildings, those truly are horrible.

holy shit, imagine getting this btfo by a fucking nigger

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Our average citizen is a lazy retard. If you're driven and hard working you easily pull over 2000e a month.