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I'm seriously considering joining the mormons
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We're all creators. Don't let the Jews think you're anything less than a creator.
You sound inbred. Give it a shot, you'll fit right in
Do it faggot
Mormons are underrated by the far right. They follow Christian values better than Christians do these days. Like hell am I paying tithing though.
Sounds like a bad science fiction movie lmao
Fucking don't please. Mormons are the worst, i can't explain to you how much of a mistake it will to be to join them. Please please please don't, you are making a mistake. Live like them, but don't live among them. Mormons are the worst, don't do it you will be making a mistake!!!!
You sound like a catholicuck. Go back to washing and kissing muslim asses with your false prophet pope faggot.
>Joining the mormons
>"Hopefully they'll change my life"
And americans wonder why anyone else in the world says they're retarded.
You do know LDS are all daughter fuckers, right? There ain't an LDS girl older than ten who hasn't been fucked by her dad. If your okay with getting a "tradwife" who has been fuckmeat for her father since before she could talk it'll be great.
Oh, also, you have to go FLDS or one of the other fundamentalist groups, the main church has been corrupted.
provide your source, fag. i don't believe any of this nonsense.
how many bitches do I have to knock up before I'm technically a god?
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Listen to these Arrogant and prideful words of smith. Remember GOD hates pride.
Proverbs 16:5 (KJV) Every one that is proud in heart is an abomination to the Lord: though hand join in hand, he shall not be unpunished.
"Come on! ye prosecutors! ye false swearers! All hell, boil over! Ye burning mountains, roll down your lava! for I will come out on top at last. I have more to boast of than ever any man had. I am the only man that has ever been able to keep a whole church together since the days of Adam. A large majority of the whole have stood by me. Neither Paul, John, Peter, nor Jesus ever did it. I boast that no man ever did such a work as I. The followers of Jesus ran away from Him; but the Latter-day Saints never ran away from me yet...When they can get rid of me, the devil will also go." (History of the Church, Vol. 6, p. 408, 409) Joseph Smith
The Bible is all you need
For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast. For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.
Ephesians 2:8-10 (KJV)
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I married an LDS cunt. You don't have to believe it, she admitted it happened and I've talked to other LDS bitches who are willing to talk about it because it's an open secret. Its totally true, I'm not saying it like it's a bad thing, just letting you know.
No. Mormons are a cult. DO NOT JOIN!
This is anecdotal crap. You're probably an asshurt catholicuck.
All religions are just large scale cults retard.
Mormons are going straight to hell user.
>joining religious manchilds
Lol... that church is a few miles from where I live..
Mormons are great at making money and raising kids. Having a Mormon upbringing almost guarantees success and good life habits -- provided you realize it's a cult and walk away from it. Joining Mormonism in adulthood is stupid.
>I am amazed that you are so quickly deserting Him who called you by the grace of Christ, for a different gospel; which is really not another; only there are some who are disturbing you and want to distort the gospel of Christ. But even if we, or an angel from heaven, should preach to you a gospel contrary to what we have preached to you, he is to be accursed! As we have said before, so I say again now, if any man is preaching to you a gospel contrary to what you received, he is to be accursed! (Galatians 1:6-9)
Utah here. Not Mormon but they sure are nice people and our community is safe and clean. Give it a try
No retard they adopted shit from the Masons. You're fucking retarded. This is a bait thread. sage.
I'm interested. Do Mormons take in blacks?
>Christianity and the end of Rome
>Mormonism and the end of America
It's 100% true. I've fucked all my daughters and every LDS person I know has as well. It's amazing how well we can keep the lid on this thing. Not a single squealer in the entire group. I was one of the lucky ones that got to marry a virgin because her dad died in Vietnam.
They didn't allow blacks priesthood until 1978 I think.
>You're probably an asshurt catholicuck.
How do I sound "asshurt". I'm not saying it's bad, I married one of them and I'm glad her father raised her as he did, she believes females are meant to be property which is great.
I'm just saying if you want to be LDS you have to be ready for that any LDS girl you get with will have been fucked by her dad and will probably expect you to do the same to your daughters.
This. They're even worse than Jehovah witnesses. That says a lot.
The main church does but they're compromising and corrupted. Fundamentalists don't allow the negroes.
>fucked by her dad
Who has the bigger dick, you or her daddy? I usually tap my married daughter when she visits, does your wife do that as well?
>I usually tap my married daughter when she visits
Stop fucking around, real LDS wouldn't do that. Marriage is sacred, you cant keep fucking your daughter after you have her married.