I was thinking of moving to Mexico.
>Strut across border.
>Squat in abandoned houses.
>Don't bother to learn Spanish.
>Don't pay taxes.
>Only associate with other whites.
>Get into gunfights with Mexican gangs.
>Knock-up Mexican women and leave them.
Doesn't that sound like fun?
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>Knock-up Mexican women and leave them.
>Don't bother to learn Spanish.
>Don't pay taxes.
Damn. That does sound like fun.
Yeah it does actually
Should we set up a colony?
>Kidnapped by cartel
>Photographed with nuts sitting on flayed head
god speed user!
That's a gook
That's why we take our guns with us. Mexicans are fleeing Mexico because of the violence and corrupt politicians, and we're going to invade Mexico for the fun of fighting the cartels.
Yeah, I know. I meant to post this pic instead.
Mexico tends to arrest its illegals though.
>Dr. Gay MD
kek
They don't really seem to be doing shit about their cartels. We just have to be as violent as them. Kill the cartels and if the cops get in our way we kill them too.
>dumb LARPing gringo thinks he could go as far as 25 miles without getting kidnapped and hung under a bridge.
You burgers are a bunch of fucking softies. Please do try.
Getting killed by the crooked system doesn't sound like fun to me
hola!
And you Mexicans are dumb magic believing child rapists.
I was drugged and assume narrowly missed abduction/robbery in a 3 day Mexico trip.
Didn't quite get that one amigo
>literal third worlder trying to talk shit to another third worlder
You burgers need to work on your banter.
Happens quite a lot in clubs, sadly. Try to stick to tourist traps and "clean" entertainment.
How the fuck did you get drugged?
That's where it was in a club in San Felipe. What would have happened to me mexibro? Friend pulled us out when he saw the guys we had been chumming it with pointing at us with somebody new across the way and got bad vibes. Both us completely blacked out on the drive home.
Nigger you haven't left your moms basement in months, face it you wouldn't survive a day without your parents providing you, let alone in a shilhole like maxico.
Having drinks with some young guys (no homo) in a club.
My parents have been dead for years.
>no homo
That's what you thought. The fag that drugged you thought otherwise.
The goverment have an understanding with the cartels thats why they should all get purged
Exactly. Kill the cartels. Kill the cops. Kill them all.
Probably your run of the mill kidnapping and extortion, I doubt they would have hurt you. Tourists are somewhat safer than us Pacos in most places. Still, if you plan to return, avoid shady clubs and illegal entertainment. You'd be involving yourself with dangerous people.
Gay rape might also be a possibility, although a much smaller one.
>when you try to show how hard your country is but instead show how shit it is
I probably will. Thanks for the advice amigo.
So much this!
Itt edgy fagots
Stay safe, burgerbro. Most of us want you to have a good time here, just don't be an asshole and support the ones that actively harm us.
>australian
There is a reason we only go back to see family, my grandma has kidney failure and after the funeral I refuse to step foot in that wasteland again.
Says the Cancun sunglass vendor.
Mexico shoots people who cross the border illegally.
>some autists from Jow Forums build some IEDs and get ahold of some RPGs
>take over Mexico in a few weeks
>Declare victory.
Only brown ones from our southern border. Funny how everyone, even us, forget how horrible we are with immigrants.
I am down only if we name it "New Texas" just to piss beaners off...
Then here's an alternative. We arm you idiots like we did the Contras, you kill them, you get paid. If not, we kill you.
Dude seriously tho. Mexico is more free than the USA. No fucking building codes... Just build whatever kind of house you want to
>Only associate with other whites.
I see a flaw in your plan.
We'll call it hielo. Spanish for ice.
Yeah, a big part of your problem is your borders are shit. We have a border problem because you have a border problem. Half of the fuckers we've got to deal with are just passing through Mexico on the way here.
What is this vulgar shit?
We'd still need a separate building for the /mlp/ faggots. And an underground area for the Mexithots
> I love black cunt
gooks sell that shit to retarded honkeys.
someone is buying it, clearly there is profit to be made.
Only downside is they'd kill you really fast. The contrast being America where the less taxes you pay and the more crime you commit the more gibs you get
If John McAfee could take over an entire town in what was it, Nicaragua? Why not any of us?
Belize. That's what it was
The only way out of this mess through drug legalization. Violence has already proven to make things worse. The government has to try and deal with the cartels the smart way.
Well, there's the obvious problem that a bunch of immigrants are used by cartels to move drugs through borders, and that a lot of border patrol agents are either corrupt or intimidated.
The government tries to keep a hold on the border, but they can barely maintain control in our main cities.
>I
>any of us is a milionaire
>The only way out of this mess through drug legalization
I honestly couldn't give a fuck about the drugs. It's the human trafficking I can't stand.
>The only way out of this mess through drug legalization. Violence has already proven to make things worse. The government has to try and deal with the cartels the smart way.
Blame Nancy Reagan. And Jeff Sessions.
Immigrants are forced to become mules by cartels. Legalizing drugs in both our countries would cut a massive source of income, and stop the immigrants from becoming criminals in your country by cutting their possible ties with cartels. It's all related mang, you can't cut one head off the Hydra and expect it to die.
>start selling drugs
>gain trust of cartels
>infiltrate since we know the workings of the US and how to get in and out with our citizenship and whatnot
>make a lot of money
>say fuck you to both countries and retire happily in some extradition free nation
What's the primary income source for the cartels? I assume it's human capital and not narcotics.
as much as you'd like to, you can't really do this.
>Strut across the border
Mexico has the same immigration enforcement model as the US. You'll likely get deported.
>Squat in abandonned houses
You can do this, but its going to be pretty subhuman. I don't think you'd want to.
>Don't bother to learn Spanish
Atleast in the north you'll be fine, but if you go further down (where its more subhuman) you wont be able to communicate at all and probably get taken advantage of by businesses.
>Only associate with other whites
This is fine
>Get into Gunfights with mexican gangs
You can't really have guns in mexico. Nor can you bring yours over from the US. And there isnt really any self defense laws here, so if you shoot someone, even if its a cartel member you'll likely both end up in jail. Except the cartel member has contacts and will likely get released quickly.
>Knock up mexican women and leave them
You have to be pretty cruel to do this, and likely become a target if you do this to the wrong person.
You're the first burger to accept your countries involvement in this fucking mess. Still, our shitty administration played a big part.
Then we'll go to resort areas and take it under siege.
>You have to be pretty cruel to do this
I'm planning a small, violent invasion on your country. Do you honestly think I care if it's cruel?
You guys take this shit so personal, blame the fed.
My dad used to deal. Got caught right around the time Reagan and Friends came up with the War on Drugs bullshit. My uncle dealt even more heavily and made money way back. This is a graph demonstrating increases in United States incarceration rate
>wall off new mexico, drop it from the union
>reconquer it, rename it
why doesnt any presidential candidate run on this campaign?
Because that's fucking retarded?
Well, after Civil War II, I'll be happy to lead a division into Mexico for some reparations.
child porn?
Drug trade is their primary source of income. After all, they control literally every part of the process, from growing crops and developing chemicals to distribution.
Human trafficking is a relatively new source and, should drugs be legalized, would become their main one.
Yeah, who would have guessed taking a dumb, all American approach would have terrible consequences?
you dont have to be mean
Reconquista!
how do i get such perfect-fitted denim
Just look at cocaine. To produce a kilogram (2.2 pounds) of pure cocaine requires about a ton of fresh coca leaf, it then gets dried out, it weighs a bit less, but that ton of leaf to start with costs only about $400 or $500 in Colombia. Farmers who process that coca leaf into a base paste and then sell that to traffickers can get about $900 a kilo.
Once that paste is turned into cocaine and shipped north, it can fetch between $10,000 and $20,000 a kilo, depending on where it arrives.
A tailor.
Tailor
>We just have to be as violent as them
you have to have as much money as them to be as violent as them, they do whatever they want cause they can pay to play
Im sure you can be violent, but how are you going to buy cops, gun, and cars, or getspic women to suck your dick without drugs or cash to throw at them
cartels have all the money, and they use it to lord over everyone else
>those post numbers
anyhow, i guess it never occurred to be i could get denim tailored. my mind is open.
Get yourself a nice pair of pants user
Most drug millionaires are in the US. Not Mexico.
>ladyboy rape me
>i dr. gay
Eeeeeehehehehehehe
>I love ping pong
>Child trafficker
>small pussy
what did the tourist industry mean by this?
i have three nice pants, two for suits one for fun, i just never thought of tailored jeans. all those jeans look really good and not like working class. ill have a look at patrician jeans
What's your waist and inseam, user?
you know that's a picture of Thailand right? or china one of the Asian countries, fucking racist
come home white man
31 waist, not quite sure what an inseam is. my work jeans are 31/30, i typically wear my 32/31s for days when i wear boots in the desert
Fucking lawl I wouldn’t put it past that board
Hmmmm
Inseam is length, so it'd probably be 30 or 31 depending on the shoes you've got on.
Only if it were that easy
>I have good aids
Nah, you made the right choice the first time.
Will you fucking faggots stop talking about clothes?
No
It's best that you understand that Mexico enforces it's borders...if you are found in Mexico without proper work/travel visa, you will be detained and expelled...
Funny how that shit works in the real world init?
we're faschionists
Lmao,
>im going to mexico to behave like a mexican in gringolandia
just change your name to carlos and do that shit in america my guy
Step 1: purchase NEW Levis 501's (real ones not fake shit) about 1 size larger than you usually wear
Step 2: remove extraneous tags, put those pants on, DO NOT WASH THEM FIRST!
Step 3: slip into a stream, river or lake (or a bathtub/shower if youre a pussy) with a bar of ivory soap or irish spring
Step 4: wash them pants while wearing them. wash them thoroughly
Step 5: let the pants dry ON YOUR BODY.
Step 6: the sizing will "shrin to fit" (thats what those words mean) until those britches conform to your exact shape.
thats why they are made to shrink at the first wash. tailoring was a rare commodity in the old west, but nobody wants britches that bunch up in the saddle, chafing your grundle, or flap in the breeze snagging on the chaparral.
and now you know
You COULD theoretically do this just go the the Mormon controlled lands and convert.
life is not a videogame junior
Yeah, I know, but I kinda want to die.
>ladyboy rape me
if that's true, this needs to be spread hard. any source for that?