So, I'm totally broke paying for rent. I have few options to buy food products. Recently, I've started looking at dog food as a cheap source of nutrition. This thread is about any possible ways to cook dog food so it doesn't taste like dog food. This is coming from someone who can't afford Spam, because it doesn't have as many calories as I need for that amount of money.
I refuse to beg for money, and all I can do is look for a better job. In the meanwhile, I'm literally starving.
Please help.
call tacobell and tell them they fucked up your order. get free tacos. repeat at mcdonalds, wendy's, etc.
What country are you from where eating dog is the cheapest option for you
costco pizza bud
sign up for wellfare? lol get them food stamps
buy a sack of rice and beans and some salt and pepper.
it may not be the best tasting but itll keep you alive until you get your life sorted out.
I'm from Siberia, but now in the USA. And no, eating out does not cost cheaper than buying dog food and ramen noodles.
try /ck/ you little shit nigger
Already said I'd rather die than beg.
Get a job faggot. Also dollar general, shits a dollar.
I need meat dude. It's not possible for me to do my current job on rice and beans.
I have a job. All of my money is going to paying the utilities and rent.
>Already said I'd rather die than beg.
Yet you're begging in this thread, better stream when you an-hero.
show your flag...i dont give to white people never
If I'm begging
>plz gib me gibs on this user site
Bro just buy a bag of potatoes. There's a reason the Irish were fucked when their potatoes ran out.
A 5 lb bag of potatoes is like a few dollars
Don't need help from niggers in particular
You pay tax dollars for a fucking reason, you idiot. If you don't utilize what you are entitled, you deserve to eat dog food.
coool you son of a bitch
Just get a big bag of rice, beans and tortillas. Make refried beans everyday with rice and tortillas. It's not that bad, I just drink a cup of instant coffee every morning to take a shit.
I don't mind the dog food. I'm looking for recipes.
Ramen noodles are literally cheaper than dog food. Try harder OP
Get the equipment you need. Find a drug dealer. Push the piece of equipment up his nose and take everything he's got.
You need more than fucking ramen, rice, and beans in your diet.
Please. I'm just looking for recipes for dog food. Not what I already know and use.
Equipment? All I need for that is a lighter and a toothbrush.
Don't do it. Dog food has extremely high levels of vitamins that are harmful to humans. IIRC you can get hypervitaminosis A.
There are plenty of food banks and you can try applying for SNAP. Good luck if true.
That's begging like a welfare nigger. And I won't do it.
this guy is larping. in what world is dog food cheaper than a bag of rice and dried beans? lmao.
Why are you autistic? Tell your family your plan, and watch them laugh in your stupid fucking face.
is this some weird furry larp
In a world where you need more than diarrhea to do your fucking job. Fuck you.
Are you able to hunt or forage user? It's time consuming but can actually be enjoyable. There are lots of wild mushrooms and roots you can eat, and if you already have a weapon you can try hunting.
In Australia we also have food vans. They often hang around in the city, and you can go there for some hot meals.
Another option is buying a massive bag of rice, and getting microwave vegies. I think they're around $2 dollars and the pack is quite large. You can get discounts on a lot of food if it has damaged packaging and what not- some stores specialize in selling these things or things that are close to expiry dates so look around in your local area, see if anyone does that. I would honestly try to aviod dog food user, here in Australia its pretty expensive anyway (not sure where youre at) but I've also found some whack shit in it before, especially the wet food; like claws and long tubes from arteries etc.
Buy a bag of lentils or beans. You can get them super cheap, they are filling and healthy, throw some hot sauce on them and they taste pretty good. Easy to prepare
Rice and beans can be bought in bulk for cheap and stored for a long time. They're highly nutritious. Even get beef base and mix with water to get your flavor for cheap. Get a big bottle of bulk multi-vitamins, drink water out of a fountain/faucet, and try to work as many hours/jobs as needed to get out of this. I also recommend a planet fitness membership. It's really cheap: 1 hour of work for a month of membership. Use it to motivate yourself and shower if need be. So you're getting food and exercise for maybe $30 total a month. Look at free online courses in some type of marketable skill or try to get into a trade apprenticeship. Get the rent situation changed, relocate if need be to a cheaper location. If you came from another country, I bet you're in some expensive major city. Look for locations with about 50,000 people with a lower cost of living. Godspeed user.
I actually go around my city and forage for giant puffball mushrooms. Those actually give me enough protein for between 2-6 days. But yes, I do forage when I'm not at work. I just don't beg.
>I need meat dude. It's not possible for me to do my current job on rice and beans.
thousands of poorfags around the world do harder work than you on even less
if you're desperate for meat then buy stickered down pork that is a day away from best before date
Chinks manage it. Then you buy that frozen tubes of mechanically separated turkey at Wal-Mart. Shits like $1.50 for a 1 pound tube. Or chicken drumsticks and shit. Your not gonna die eating beans and rice for a while you overly dramatic shit. Beans, rice, salt, pasta. Dirt cheap, high in vitamins and protein. Combine beans with any wheat product like bread or pasta to get a better protein ratio match.
Fun fact, dog food is regulated by the FDA because during the great depression poor people were getting terribly ill from eating monkey brains and dumb shit in per food.
You are welcome, us Democrats have saved you from yourself.
This might be the best bait thread I've ever seen on Jow Forums.
The level of creativity of this is blowing my mind. You, Sir, must write novels, film scripts and short stories.
Fucking dog food recipes. Genius. Pure gold
Thanks for the legit advice user. I live in Philadelphia. Rent is a motherfucker.
The fact that you don't want to do it tells me that you'll only do it until you have work in which case I would rather you get it then some dumb fucking nigger.
t. American
And what the fuck do you think your gonna be getting from dog food you stupid fucking troglodyte?
Done that and all it has resulted in is food poisoning. I'd rather eat the stray cats at this point.
> eating pureed roadkill
> thinking you won't have diarrhea
go steal shit?
get a loan?
pawn shit?
ive had to do all 3 in shitty situations.
get a job nigger
Thank you for the good advice.
show your flag faggot.
You are in the UK.
>sign up for a food service like AngelFoods
>sign up for foodstamps
>buy cheap bulk items like peanut butter, ramen, oatmeal, rice, beans etc.
>"I r-refuse t-t-to beg!"
It's not even begging, it's just you being ignorant and stubborn. There's a reason volunteer and assistant programs exist, so people can LIVE. If you refuse to take advantage of them in your situation, then your pride will lead to your death. Also,
>so poor can't afford food
>can afford a device to connect to the internet and have a stable wifi connection
learn to cook better. you can cook rotten mean to 175 internal temperature and it would be safe. It'd taste funky but it's entirely edible.
OP is a faggot who should actually starve. Do not bump his faggotry.
I swear to god the only reason I'm asking is because I'm desperate.
>memeflag
No man, thank you. You're a fucking legend. This is hilarious
I HAVE A JOB YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
Check dumpsters behind grocery stores. They have to get rid of food on its expiration date, but the food is usually still fine for a while afterwards. Check convenience stores that sell donuts, sometimes they are required to throw all of the donuts away every night even though there's nothing wrong with them. I took a gigantic trash bag one night at like midnight and the employee just gave me the entire display worth of donuts for free since he was supposed to throw them out anyway.
If you have a car and legitimately need food, go through the drivethroughs of fast food places when they're busy. What you do is be like "Hi, I just came through here like 10 minutes ago and ordered a big mac meal with an extra big mac and you forget the 2nd big mac". They'll probably ask for a receipt, just say you left it at home with the food. If they're busy, they're not going to hold up traffic at the drivethrough to question whether or not you're telling the truth; it's more profitable for them to just give you a big mac. I did it once and the manager came over and apologized to me and gave me a card for a free meal next time I came. If you live in an area with alot of fast food places, you can feed yourself for a while like this. Just do it when it's busy and obviously wait a while before hitting the same place again.
1. You are a faggot so suck dick
2. Work at a food serving place and take home some of the throw away stuff at the end of the night or pay the whole sale price. Also put a lot of sage on it to make it taste better
3. Also swallow when you suck dick. good source of protein
Squirrel stew, friend.
OP, have you looked for discount/salvage grocery stores? You can get food for pennies on the dollar,it's just past it's "best buy" date. My grocery bills are like $50 a month, and I eat all that organic food that they can't sell in the supermarket cause it's overpriced and gets sent to salvage. Also, I recommend checking out /ck/ for some poverty tier cooking tips. Your main food stuffs are basically going to be rice, beans, peanut butter, and oats. Good luck ot you sir, I'm out of work too and I'm making it with the tips above.
>stealing
NO
>loan
Hell NO
>pawn shit
Done, now what?
There are a bunch of PA cities that are smaller and cheaper. I'm talking rent for half a duplex at $700 a month and cheaper for a single studio unfurnished apartment. Philly's the most expensive. Just don't move to NJ, NY, or Maryland for now as they're even more expensive. Move to an unfurnished studio, get a shikibuton, and get free and cheap stuff people give away on Craigslist or flea markets. You'd be surprised at the things people give away when they're moving for next to nothing. Things like air conditioners, couches, and so on. Pro tip: college students throw out a lot of good stuff when they're moving out after the semester.
Got one.
Haha sucking cocks? Charge more faggot
Start """stealing""" from the dumpsters behind the supermarkets, they are full of still good packaged food. I'm sure you will find bunch of freegans already there and if you don't find a local freegan group on facebook and raid dumpsters with them, I'm sure they will be more than happy to share their secrets with you.
Go fuck yourself. I live in Philly, and pronounce water like "watta"
>Eating dog FOOD, not eating dog.
Don't worry, your wife is safe.
>Dog food
>Cheap
Idk what kinda dog food you're trying to eat but that shit gets expensive after a while.
Just kill your landlord and eat em.
eat rice and beans retard
Hows that aids coming along?
Yep, all my money is going into being an effective member of the workforce, which is not enough to afford food.
Use the dog food to lure in a dog then crush its skull with a rock, then cook dog.
hahahahaha nigger you gay
Skip the rice, beans and potatoes iirc are the most calorie and nutrition efficient.
food stamps.
never eat dog food. they put a chemicle in it to keep the fat from going rancid that causes cnacer.
>Germany
I'm glad I'm going to starve to death instead of seeing my relatives raped before I get neck'd
Worst larp ever. Meme flaggot.
Go fishing faggot. When I was living out of my car I would go fishing every evening and eat fresh fish. That and trap rabbits/squirrels. Got me through a rough patch.
Tell McDonalds that you’re hungry but that you’re not a bum. Ask the manager if you can clean the parking lot of trash in exchange for a burger. I knew a dude who had these deals worked out with quite a few restaurants. It’s not a hand out and none of the employees ever want to do that shit. So it’s a fair trade. Just a thought.
Get a Ham radio, user. You can eat it while you talk to Croatia.
They're really cheap. I recommend an IC-7851.
Dog food isn't cheap though.
how about some fresh road kill you sicko
Thank you. I know it's stealing, but shit.. fucking hurts to starve.
Dogfood will kill your kidneys and liver in the long-term. Standards for pesticides, antibiotics and heavy metals are different for animal food and the crude protein fillers used in the food is not completely digestible by humans.
Do this. Can substitute beans for lentils if cheaper. High protein, kept me fed and not dying of malnutrition during college for ~$30/mo.
kys
You'd just eat any fish you caught?
Rice has more calories per unit cost than pasta though.
>works hard enough to need significant meat in diet
>all money goes towards rent
>obviously an entitled faggot living in some overpriced shithole, move you fucking moron
Actually done that before. Not too bad, IF you catch one.
dog food is expensive compared to rice and beans.
I raided supermarket dumpsters for a couple years and never got sick. Most of the stuff there is perfectly good and still in the package. Includes deli meats which they had to throw out because (((lawyers))). Give those poor suffering animals a meaning to their otherwise wasted lives. Added bonus: Screw the Jew.
>spam
>dogfood
>puffball
You dun goofed with this shitty larp. You are in the UK meme flag.
I have a job lol. But thanks for the tip. Will visit Wholefoods on their off-days.
Get a Tan
Spray paint your car NIGGA WITE POWER
Setup gofund me
Look up "Freegan." If it's thrown out, it's not theft and if a cop shines you, just explain your situation and they'll just tell you to get off the store property.
I actually had to dumpster dive in a low point in my life and found lots of legally expired but good food. Just make sure the package isn't damaged and I'd avoid anything that isn't shelf stable.
dog food is just horsemeat
add some A1
Buy tuna and eggs OR if you must eat dog food brown it a little then add water, beans and a chili spice mix that will cost you under $2 for everything.
LOL PICK ONE
Thanks for the tip. Will look into it.
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