WE WUZ MAGICIANS N SHIET

>Chainwhirler scum
Eat my shit dice roller

i work at target, i've only seen fat kids in tight basketball shorts and stained t shirts buying these shits

True wizards go to dedicated card shops

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so this is why MtG sales dropped

I only have my charizard one left. Do you still have the stands for them?

Fuck off. This shit is for kids and fat old white men. Since there are more kids than fat old white men you can see how it's gonna go.

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two of my coworkers, one 29 and the other 35 both play this shit....they even bought me a deck of cards but i just pretended to have lost them. No surprise that they're both beta basedboys who are raging leftists. These man children need the rope.

You stand no chance against wizards this powerful

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I thought so too. I started playing MTG Arena lately and it's not bad.

Jace left a bad taste in my mouth for years, and I never even played against one.

yeah well ive got a rookie chipper jones

>my imaginary friends are real jerks

crappy gimmick from the start, pushes "mythics" and fucks with the game flow.
m13 was the last time mtg was even playable.

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It's okay friendo, you don't have to play it.

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I don't. No one plays anymore and I'm not going to the retard store to play against my city's rag-tag band of losers.

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Agreed. There was still some nice shit after, but when they changed the border and added that shitty holofoil stamp, something changed at HQ and the quality took a fucking nose dive. Granted that was a number of years after planeswalkers, but planeswalkers ruined the game - or rather the greed that led to their creation did.

There have been black characters in MTG for a long time.

Not like this.

Wizards of the Coast is based in Seattle. This shit was always coming. They will continue to bleed sales until Hasbro cleans house.

booster packs are in paper packaging?

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>Jace left a bad taste in my mouth
I wonder why

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I've done this. It's a sad experience.

Yeah, corporate was pushing for a new rarity for years but that was back when maro apparently wasn't a faggot, which is hard to even imagine at this point.
That is why jace was op. To distract from how fucking stupid the concept is and get some traction in a low period.
fuckin' gay

The pack is inside the cardboard packaging.

mirage was literally kangz

>All angels except 1 are women in magic
No one cares
>Someone complains about equal representation
95% of Knights are now women or black, 100% all the "good" (knights suck but the ones that are clearly the ones that are actually playable) knights are women.

Not like how? Notice that those are three different expansions.

>Magnig: The Niggering.

I used to play yu-gi-oh while in primary school, is this shit the same?

This is worse than uppity Christians getting pissed about the satanic imagery.

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>I still have the gold plated ones you got from Burger King
that was a great investment. paid for my first house with mine.

And what’s wrong with that? I mean in the real world it’s incredibly fucking retarded because we actually have history to disprove it. But that’s a fantasy world. You already have plenty of shit that’s incredibly fucking retarded like elves and dragons

>rick-and-morty-pasta.txt

>Satanic imagery
And there’s a simple way to avoid having to deal with that. “Don’t run red or black”

To be fair...

>Kek

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Like fuck that was a good investment. Those are a dime a dozen on eBay

OK, what card is that, and what is that card’s lore?

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can someone please shoop these into those plastic anti-theft casings?

no shit

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> he hasn't seen the percentage of white cards depicting dindus

literally 90% of angels in standard are black now

I loved mirage. I like to elves and dragons too desu
There is a time and place for everything. Just not so many cotton-pickin' porch monkeys in my fantasy games, god damn!

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All I remember is she's boros, other attacking creatures get buffed

kek, fellow magician

It isn't even just blacks and women. They added two noted transsexuals in magic too since the complaint about equal representation during a con event.

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shes a kang and she dindu nuffin

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Will this game correct itself?

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European

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>all that card text for such a boring ability

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Battlebond's art is so fucking bad

No. It will get btfo and there won't be a good paper card game left and when you say "card game" people will only think of cards against humanity or exploding kittens or some other equally faggadelic. and it will all be on telephones.

pandemonium players in here?

That -2 in my atraxa superfriends though

Ok grandpa

What the fuck, is that picture real?

>Human tribe

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So this is the true power of diversity in the workplace.

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Want to know what is even worse about this shit game? I used to play Legacy fairly competitively and haven't played in years I also did the same for Heroclix. My friend last weekend asked me to teach her how to play. Say ok and buy 12 packs and some Clix packs so I could teach her and her friend how to play a sealed game and Heroclix. Have been having the shakes to build a shit modern deck that I KNOW will make me mad enough I will want to throw more money away on this shit game on a meta deck. Same thing for clix.

Goodbye money. I hardly knew you.

>at my imaginary job

I can no longer distinguish parody from reality. Niggers don't have the brain power/attention span to play this shitty card game.. What is the advertisement plan here? "Listen little white children, Egyptians were black, okay? Make sure that when you learn about Egypt, you picture a bunch of enlightened niggers strutting around building pyramids, otherwise you're a thought criminal who will never get laid like these based nigger planeswalkers." Does this shit sell? Do children love niggers on their toys? Or is this just geared to 25 year olds who fap to interracial porn? How the FUCK are the kikes able to BLACK.com a card game for white nerds?

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back in my day we had 4/4 creatures for 6 and we liked it!

But why would (((they))) do this? Most black people don't play MtG...

>Blue eyed blonde aryan siblings

They are probably incestuous or some shit.

who said they were my friends? stop playing magic faggots

brb selling my lotus and moxs

>m13 was the last time mtg was even playable.

What changed between then and now? Give me the run down

> Ivy Elemental has been out for over 10 years
> liking 4/4 creatures for 6

Those 4/4 creatures better have some good effects, or you better be old enough to own Alpha and Beta cards.

I play mono black edh skittles t1 10poison

did they at least suck your dick?

Well they are twins
So wincest is guaranteed

slowly replacing you and all history

they really are just that disconnected from the actual consumers
the whole place is run by 80% old people who don't play and 20% faggots who don't play either.

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that's about as exciting as Boros gets. hit stuff, sometimes harder than usual

Who here cube master race

>quick rundown
the game is only good when Garfield comes out to help build a set.

One yes, but not for that reason. Other no.

That is because I actually am your grandpa.
Since 98.

You don't have to lie on the internet, user.