I used to make fun of lefties all my life. fuck me is this shit rigged?

i used to make fun of lefties all my life. fuck me is this shit rigged?

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Don't sweat it OP, the shitty test has a huge left wing bias.

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I got one down and one to the left from you.

I think it is probably correct-ish but it gives the wrong idea about how I got there.

You’re just fiscally illiterate.

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In the kingdom formerly known as Sweden I am considered far to the right lol

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im a centrist for fucks sake

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I'm just a basic fingolian. Most are like me. Well most of generation z that is.

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gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html
This one is better.

What have I become?

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Be honest, will I make it?

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use 8 values desu

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This. It is the best one. The politiscales one takes some more patience, but it also is a lot better than the compass.

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pls no bully

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execute the retarded

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im waiting for the helicopters

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make up your mind you fuck

why?

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Rate me

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It will be extreamly painfull

>tfw I'm a Radical Centrist
Thought I'll be more on the right lol

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pro Deo et patria

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this test is quite stupid btw
>hurr durr you don't like both crapitalism and gommunism co you are on the LEFT

The problem is that most people who now consider themselfs on the "right" would have previously have been on the "left"

The modern left has gone so far into progressivism that anyone with normal logical views now feels on the "right"

I have held the same views since avout 1999. I was then considered a leftist. The same views now have me labeled as "right wing" this has happened to lots of people i know.

This.

im right wing by standards of the french revolution time
however today it doesnt really apply

ok the other test makes more sense to me

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really the only two ideologies that matter.

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Literally popierdolony panzerkamphwagen

Hasn't budged in the past year. Couple years ago I was in the blue but same place as when in the red (middle).

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What you need is a more comprehensive assessment OP.

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oh look a wishy washy centrist authoritarian, don't every girl's pussy get wet all at once

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you are merely a central-leftist, that means you have strong natsoc roots. For any real commie you are nothing but a mere neolib right winger.

Fuck up fatty.

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Where will I go next?

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why did you become so much more socially conservative with time?

Define left-wing and right-wing

Got mine.

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The overton window of germany is left of california I would imagine, you are now incapable of wrongthink Hans, the circle is complete.

>Where will I go next?

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He's not wishy washy he's a fashy facist

I got the exact same result. Idk if it's feelsbadman or is it ok. But do I care?

Reminder that centrists need to be put into camps.

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I think it's because I moved to the city. Before moving, in the countryside, I didn't mind at all each individual person's "deviations". I wasn't aware either of the indoctrination. Now I see it's a big issue which grows over time. I'm not really happy with my actual beliefs, they don't go with my personality.
I still don't mind the deviations, as long as they are kept private. Endorsing them makes them an infectious disease.

The test is total BS. It basically says "do you want the rich to kill all the babies, No, then you're a leftist." And "do you hold even marginally socially conservative views? Yes? You are basically Hitler"

Seriously, saying premarital or modern art is bad makes you authoritarian according to this test.

on political compass we are on similar positions now, although we came there by VERY different ways
i grew in a village as a normie right winger and became french revolution tier-right winger
biggest conflict with right wing is probably that i consider them all hypocrites and hate nationalism and capitalism

What makes a man neutral?

oh boy camps! that sucks, no maybe it'll be ok, but then again it could be bad, no lets think positive, no maybe it's the death of us, no wait....

Gross nigger

because the old left is now right ring and the new left are now white genociders

there is a reason obama was tough on immigration in 2014, now its like #noboarders

>you are extremely against the idea of a government or a state ruling over your people ... prefer the idea of everyone living free, without authoritarian control
>Fascism: 58%
these tests are such a fucking meme

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i think is because they relate themselves not to universal ideals, but to contemporary political context
it is very hard to describe someone who totally rejects the contemporary paradigm like me

forgot to attach this shit

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In this test to actually be far right you have to be a straight up twitter leftists boogeyman version of far right.

Common belief is that the guy who wrote it worded it in such a way that most people get a left-libertarian bias. One of the questions is some shit like "You should never question authority and should let your betters rule over you" or some shit. Obviously most people are going to disagree with that. Word it as something like "We should listen to the guidance of those with greater expertise than us" and you would have most people agree, even though they're practically the same question (i.e. both would push you equally towards "Authoritarian", not that they have the exact same meaning).
I heard the dude is libertarian so it would make sense.

I'm half surprised, but not really.
I would say I lean more right than left, but I disagree with all the hate against people being allowed to do whatever the hell they want behind closed doors, which these tests always seem to use to skew my results left

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That test always disappoints me because whenever I take it, even if my results are different from the last time, my flag is never aesthetic while everyone else's seems to look great.

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Remember how there was a study a while back that showed right-wingers could accurately estimate what left-wingers care about while left-wingers could not accurately estimate what right-wingers care about? That's what the political compass does. It takes questions of pretty basic morality, and unless you pick the edgelord option, it's going to categorize you as left-wing. I think most leaders of right-wing populist parties in Europe could take the political compass test and end up in the left-libertarian corner.

Let's examine the questions.

>If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations.
Very first question on the test. If you believe your people are more important than faceless international corporations, even if it's from a nationalist point of view, you've moved your first step to the left.

>I’d always support my country, whether it was right or wrong.
If you don't support whatever wars the Neocons cook up for you, you've moved into the green corner (left-libertarian).

>Because corporations cannot be trusted to voluntarily protect the environment, they require regulation.
If you don't believe in toxic waste dumping in national parks, you've moved another step to the left.

>It is regrettable that many personal fortunes are made by people who simply manipulate money and contribute nothing to their society.
If you're not too keen on (((usury))), congratulations, you've just moved another step to the left.

In other words, the political compass takes a lot of shared nationalism/leftism positions and ascribes them to leftism only, because the test's makers believe right-wingers love toxic waste dumping and international finance.

Pretty much

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First time doing this test

Forgot pic

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Usually i'm farther to the right than this

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Sasuga

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Spirit of natsoc

it is i got far left wing authoritarian

Rate

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Took this test again, Results

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Every time I do this test I get results that are very centered, but still somehow my friends tell me I have very extreme views.
I'm starting to think its' not me that has extreme views..

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Kek you probably believe the memes forced by your media that Merkel is a right wing politician

ITT: Autists not using the spekr

What a board of idiots

Who's gonna make it

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>centrist authoritarian left 5 years ago
>centre right last year
>pic related me now

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nice

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Try the World's Smallest Political Quiz:
theadvocates.org/quiz/

only 10 questions

you have almost mastered the evolution of a Jow Forums user, just a little bit more up

>tfw a no. of choices were neutral
I admit o being a fag but they should've had either 4 or 6 choices for each question.

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