>yfw you will never be a true American
>never hunt big grizzily bears and eat bear jerky with your buds
>never listen to Alex Jones live in your f150 pick up truck
>never greet your neighbour with "howdy neighbour" and listen to stories about his days in Nam
>never own enough military equipment to topple a smalll country in case you need to fight the big government and save America from tyranny
>never go to white castle and order many burgers
>never vote republican to keep the big government, big socialist democrats away from your freedoms and hard earned dollars
>never praise Jesus and hold the red, white, and blue
>never be a cowboy in Wyoming with an open carried 6 shooter just like from movies
Why even live?
Yfw you will never be a true American
Gavin Perry
Mason Rivera
freedom's never been so cheap!
Gabriel Morgan
You fucking redcoats are gonna get it again.
Brody Bennett
I do half that shit and I live in Michigan. Come over for a visit.
Elijah Ross
You're the kind of Bong that's welcome here. Have a (you) and a warm hug from Operator-Chan
Hunter Gomez
Come on over. Don't acid us.
Samuel Roberts
I don't think england is on the travel ban yet.....
hurry though....londonstan is next
Charles Campbell
I have a lot of money, pretty much enough to live off without working for life, but I don't have a job or any skills. Just a glorified NEET that got lucky with his family.
As far as I know, you need an actual skill and work history to get in.
I am working on it, but it's going to be a while.
Parker Murphy
I generally just deal with it by being an American.
But actually, you sound like more of an American than half of the people that live here, I’d welcome you with open arms as long as you promised to uphold the constitution, shame we have to accept millions of spics instead.
Cooper Brown
> "femme"
In fact we use the word "baleine" for thing like her.
Jacob Sanchez
>never listen to Alex Jones live in your f150 pick up truck
>in case you need to fight the big government and save America from tyranny
>never vote republican to keep the big government, big socialist democrats away from your freedoms and hard earned dollars
Yeah? That's right? Alright. Yeah. Sure. Definitely. You got it. That's right.
Elijah Baker
I'd accept any Euro tbqh
Carson Brown
Gosh darn it, I sure wish I was born as a hooty tooty full blooded yank!
Curse you, great, great grandparents!
Ethan Jackson
Work construction, or at a farm.
Charles Howard
You can do all those things and more Nigel. Just ditch that God forsaken island and move to the USA. Land of freedom and delicious burgers
Evan Nguyen
if you invest 500k or something you get a green card
Elijah Martinez
very difficult for a white person who would actually contribute to society
Aaron Hughes
America is based other than the CIA Niggers doing whatever the fuck they want and any other law enforcement agency being free to kill you and cover it up or the enormous nigger and beaner population armed with hi-points raping and killing your family while you work. Oh and the genital mutilation of infants and the nationwide worship of Israel and anything degenerate. So basically the states are amazing as long as you remove the occupants
Carson Lee
>britbong
At least our country isn't run by Sharia law.
Sage
Nathan Collins
Did you read the post?
Christopher Allen
You can literally get a box of like 100 sliders from White Castle, it’s like 80 bucks