>*Starts lawnmower* *WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR* NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S SATURDAY MORNING >*Opens a can of Monster* *WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* DAD STOP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP >*Takes a sip* *WHIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* I WAS UP ALL NIGHT SHITPOSTING DAD PLEASE >*Gets lawnmower stuck on a rock* *WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRKKKKKKRRRTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRR* NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Maybe >we should throw a victory party for President Trump in an upcoming thread (or this one). Waifus are invited, and you're encouraged to bring your most stout memes
Jannies Shoah /ptg/ earlier. Meanwhile: There is a giant dick pic in the catalog. >4 Chan is run by Jews
Brayden Anderson
>no nigger combo-breaker
Caleb Williams
ADD MEXICO TO THE TRAVEL BAN PLACE MILITARY ON THE BORDER TO ENFORCE
John Hughes
I'm entirely certain there were strong supernatural forces behind XXXTentacion's murder.
Initially I believed X was killed by the grand pontiff of Hell, Baal-Berith (or Bolfri). Berith appears wearing red (X's killers were alleged to have been wearing "red masks") on a horse (the killing was a drive-by), Berith is most powerful Monday evening and night (X was killed Monday afternoon) and during the month of June, and according to Christian lore, Berith is associated with murder and blasphemy. He also organizes pacts with Satan. Considering all this, and knowing X was open about his involvement in the occult and demonology, it was assumed he invoked Berith in order to gain success and fame, only to have Berith claim his soul early.
However, I evoked Berith (night of June 19) in a full ritual using his sigil, candles, incense, and a black mirror, and asked him if he did in fact kill X. He said no, but did concur X was killed for being into the occult and for being stupid with it. Spirits snatched his soul because he was "nagging" them too much; legit occultfags know you never get spirits to do your proverbial laundry because they will demand you worship them and fuck with you if you don't. Berith also showed me an image of the guys who gunned X down: dark black dudes, tall and skinny, saggy pants, one of them had grills I think, and they were holding huge guns in front of their black car. He also showed me whom I believed to be another shitty rapper from Florida, Kodak Black, with the killers (X and Kodak were friends, no idea how he's linked to any of this).
I am fully convinced this is what occurred: the spirits angry at X possessed the three to go kill him. Considering how X's death was especially violent and unexpected, this makes said explanation even more plausible. (Also take into account the arrested killer referred to himself as a "demon" online.) youtube.com/watch?v=c98DglknV78
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>i say we fight! >well you, not me >i have diabettus >my feet hurt
Juan Gray
> I don't know, Jow Forums has always been politically incorrect. Maybe things have changed. Back in the days being politically incorrect and edgy meant doing drugs, DDOSing sites, opposing the Christian conservative, being degenerates and spreading troll information like delete sys32
Today being edgy and politically incorrect means striving for a monogamous relationship within your community, living a clean and wholesome life and spreading true information like "there are only two genders"
why should they be. most of the bad players have been jailed
Oliver Williams
5 minutes ago
Democratic Sen. Tim Kaine holds an 18 point lead (54% to 36%) over Republican challenger Corey Stewart in the Virginia Senate race, according to a new Quinnipiac University poll released Tuesday.
Trump was meming it earlier. Not sure how much of a chance it has of passing (probably small), but stranger things have happened.
Justin Walker
This is the heart and soul of Jow Forums Go eat a dick faggot and write a blog about it
Juan Scott
Wasn't a coup, but the crown prince has gotten a LOT more influence in the last few years and it trying like hell to position for a post oil KSA. Reforms and trying not to piss us off
>tfw i can't settle for a less than perfect white gf irl because i have nightly fantasies about one and it's beginning to feel increasingly real and i'm starting to believe it such is the struggle of a chink with white fever
Jacob Watson
The salty lefties are reviving the 25th amendment talk. AJ says expect riots and bigger push to use 25th to remove Trump before November red wave
Those were wasted digits WASP are absolute scum Except they only ruled from Truman to Peanut Farmer so you're wrong, and they wrecked this nation harder than any other group including the fuckers in the Union who started the civil war who were TRYING to destroy it
