How should I respond pol?

>Don't worry, I'm sure there is enough rope for you too.

:(

Ask this

Then call him a nigger

"communism will lose."

Say
>habla Espanol?
Then say you are undocumented but want to make a difference

This guy knows how to party.

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THIS

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Damn saw that too late. Took the risk of sounding cringey in exchange for added shock value.

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weak... what is his phone # maybe we can crowdsource a undocumented influx

this. try to get him to admit he is undocumented,or offer to volunteer with other undocumented immigrants.

try to work your way towards a list of names and phone numbers or addresses which you can send to ICE

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great now end the exchange with DESPACITO

It's in op

why is nobody on Jow Forums mature enough to withhold their emotions long enough to con some commies for doxing purposes?

“You have to go back”

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My bad. Chances are low that anything would come of it though

>democracy

We're a republic, faggot.

tell them to get educated. we do not have a democracy. we have a constitutional republic that employs a representative democracy. well, that was the theory. now it is actually a corporate UCC heap of bullshit.

>republic
maritime republic you stubid goy

at least we have his number, probably a generic campaign number but maybe we can send some amusing texts back

You have to go back, Manuel.

Get after it mein dude

you're speaking of the UCC bullshit controlled by the jesuit vatican and zionist banking cabal. your days are numbered.

Very canned response

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came here to post this

Why do they even have your phone number you stupid cunt?

Most likely they mined it / bought info. Oddly enough, the name I crossed out was actually my siblings.

say adolf hitler kek. cant tell for sure but this seems a lot like a bot or robotext

They get it when you register for party. Must been registered as a dem

So your sibling is a liberal commie? That has to suck

No they didn't. You gave them your number or someone else did. You are full of shit. These text messages only go out to people who are on a list of supporters.

What this guy said. Who the fuck registers to a specific party?

You are pathetic.

They got my number and the wrong name because I gave it to them? No retard, they probably bought from one of the many data merchants

No, doesn't even live in same state. Doesn't make sense for them to get the message

Then its settled then.

That's now how this works.

>You are pathetic.
Kewl bro

That's literally how it work

You're lying out of your ass and it is sad af.

They contacted me too

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This!
PLEASE TELL HIM ADOLF HITLER!
It would literally make my week.

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Haha omg you totes got me I just wanted to get some Jow Forums gold! Can I get upboat pls? XD

>How should I respond pol?
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

you say you'll vote for him, then you don't

Well ok

What is Jow Forums gold?

>how to out yourself as a shill

you earned this upboat, lad.

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>(You)

>How to prove how easy it is to get a (You).

Get a job faggot.

kek i designed that ship

>needing (you)s
Get gassed pls

For you

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>Posting a thread asking for replies to a bottled political message

>Making over 1/3 of the posts in a thread

>Making references to reddit

>Jobless

>Texan

10/tenno

>Jobless
>assuming assumptions

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inb4
>I respect your choice and sure you haven't made it lightly. He's a great candidate aswell.

I know someone who is part of this Beto phonebanking bs. It's all done through a website, that number is only for this campaign and no one will ever be able to see it if you spam them.

No surprise, would be retarded otherwise

it isn't, but they do have a canned script.

Yall are fuckin pussies in here. You're supposed to wreck them so bad they never reply. Webm link was to the cartel flayed face/box cutter to the neck video. Doubt the link still works, this was a month ago. Thanks for not supporting webm in messages, android.

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I baited one into a convo once, wasn't the beto campaign though

Post pasta here to share

it's most likely a bot.

>Please don't let my thread die. I'm so lonely.

>op can't post too much! Or too little! Just the right amount that I decide.
lol ok bub

Dude gtfo you salty ass spic.
Your people are going to be train rided totally by years end, gtfo you weak bugmen untermensch.
Fuck your illegal spic pandering Beta O'Cuck.

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>train rided

>rided

lol ok.

Holy fucking shit get a load of this E D G E

everyone deserves to have a long thread for creating content
bump

You have to go back.

See this spics signs all over here

>dumpstering the major claims on a politician's website is edgy
Next time I'll follow the Spanish method of licking your opponent's balls until they're defeated

Kek

Whata guy

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Would you suck a dick for a vote ?

swift rope and then the trial

ftfy

Kek, I hope that's actually recorded somewhere

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>Nevermind Cruz, we need to be watching out for this Adolf guy!

Topkek
>o-oh ok thanks have a great day

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Everyone text the number for major lulz

Ask him whose dick he's sucking to pay rent this month.

Bump because fuck this spic

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