LOLBERTARIANS

No, that is anarchism. Jesus how new are you?

>rand paul
>libertarian
lol what?

>not shooting him and catapulting the remains back to his house
He's a watered down version of his dad

its a long story

The Pauls have become a joke in the Libertarian community.

>be libertarian
>openly believe that court systems have a legitimate role in addressing grievances
>have a grievance
>file suit to address it

imagine being dull enough to see some sort of conflict here.

Lol he's going to own his violent neighbors house

Racist

I've never met a libertarian who doesn't believe in a strong judicial system. It's typically the legislative system they have problems with. I wouldn't expect a burger to understand tho.

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well the libertarian community is a joke so thats a good thing

This is dumber than nigger dick threads.

He libertarian not ancap you fuckstick

>when people don't know where ancap starts and libertarian begins.

OP is a fucking idiot

You're the joke, statist cuck.

You're confusing libertarianism (small government that protects the individual) with ancap (no government). Even in an ancap society there'd be courts, but they'd be privatized.

>be socialist
>own an iPhone
Fucking faggot.

As a lolberg, you have to wonder why little Paul did just hipitty hoppitty, blow his ass away on his property?

shareblue is getting lazy. 0/10 bait op

One clue is that he works for the government.
Senator Rand Paul is a Senator.

Rand isn't a libertarian though, he's just a limited government Republican

>libertarian and ancap are the same

I'm a libertarian myself actually. The modern libertarian party is a fucking joke they are like liberal socialists now.

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Rand is a minarchist, not ancap.
If Hoppe did the same that would be lulz worthy

ding ding ding. how effective are his principles if his neighbor and come over and kick his ass whenever he wants and his only recourse is to cry to the gov

>LIMITED GOVERNMENT HALP!

ftfy

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only cia niggers push this meme

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Woah be careful you don't create a state there, bucko

the only reason he doesnt retaliate and shoot him is precisely because of the government you commie scum

what (((libertarian community))) do you speak of you commie nigger

>Literally got beat within an inch of his life over grass trimming falling on his neighbors yard

Honestly, did some meme magic create a realistic manifestation of pic related onto Rand?

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his neighbor was a self admitted commie and should be locked up

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OP is dipshit

>Where damages can be proven and quantified in a court of law, restitution to the injured parties must be required.

>We support restitution to the victim to the fullest degree possible at the expense of the criminal or the negligent wrongdoer.

Not really. His speech on due process for illegals and killing sand niggers was hard to watch though

>Not using the iron/protein in his blood to feed the microbes that you will use to salt the neighbors land with.

Is that before or after you guys went full no borders?

It is, their whole ideology could be reduced to: the government's job is to make sure the rights of the citizens are not violated, everything else can and should be privatized.

No those are anarchocapitalists, which as "anarcho" suggests do not believe in any form of government. Libertarians like Senator Rand Paul believe the government should restrict itself to defending citizens rights and defending the country as much as possible and leave the rest to private businesses and individuals.

rand paul is a minarchist, not an ancap

>"HALP, GOVERNMENT!"

>goes to civil court
>"HALP, GOVERNMENT!"

So the guy will have to sell his house and move away seems logical to me.

You probably should be executed for a sneak attack on a senator.

Rand isn't a libertarian you're confusing hin with Ron.

>Libertarian society
>Absolutely no laws or justice system

It's like you retards are comparing libertarianism to ancap just to meme or some shit

that picture is cancer

>be OP
>dont understand an issue
>try to snidely rip on the issue
>get consistently BTFO in the replies

well I hope you at least learned something here, OP. Truth be told, there are multiple lessons just ripe for the picking for you in this thread.

1) Democracy is bullshit. Once the mob becomes unruly with one another and chaos ensues an iron fist is required to restore order. Democracy dies without martial law.

2) Libertarianism is bullshit. It rides on the idea that the NAP is never violated which contradicts human nature. Once a Libertarians NAP is violated, these guys become fascists, or reactionaries at best. They will then maintain this attitude to suppress any local stench of the same ideology that violated their NAP im the first place.

3) The idea of a republic is bullshit because a central government will always emerge because a few people will always fight for control. This central government will always violate the states rights of the states that comprise the Republic.

4) Monarchy is bullshit, because there is always a chance you'll get a candy ass on the throne that will weaken if not give away the Kingdom. This is why England went from a global empire to a fucking joke that it is today.

They only legitimate government is fascism or imperialism. They suppress any dissent, keep the interests of the homeland at heart, while kicking the shit out of anyone who stands in the way. Hitler failed in this because he was too soft on Britain and fucked with Russia. Japan would never had lost if the US didn't have the bomb.

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Hey man, I hate government hand-outs just as much as the next guy around here. But when the United States government says that I get an extra 2k on my taxes because of my son, I don’t rush to give that money back.
Just my 2 cents

Remember the old days when people just duked it out and had a beer afterwards? Are those days ever gonna come back?

that neighbor belongs in gbay

civil judiciary is the backbone of libertarianism..

>not being a hypocrite means dogmatically adhering to every tenant your ideology, even when forced into a framework where it does not apply.
Do you also consider it hypocrisy for an ancap to collect their pension? Or for a socialist to have a job?

>just duked it out and had a beer afterwards
This was never a thing.

>Libertarians =/= anarchists

I agree he should have the right to go over to his house right now and blast him with a 12 gauge slug.
Sad we dont live in such a libertarian society.
Loving this police state though, am i right fellow MAGApede?

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Do you think courts don't exist in a libertarian society or what? You may be retarded.

Hi /leftypol/ still as clueless about right wing politics as ever I see. Get back to me when you learn the difference between a libertarian govt official and an ancapistan sovereign citizen living in their land boat.

Libertarian is not just a noun ; it's also an adjective. It's the opposite of authoritarian. You are conflating libertarian conservatives with anarchists.

Libertarianism is an ideology of the dorm room. There's a reason that most libertarians grow up to be standard conservatives. I remember during college all the Libertarians I knew you were as idealistic and naive as the campus leftists. Reality is a son of a bitch.

>LOLBERTARIANS
my favorite meme ideology.

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shareblue keeps posting this over and over. it's boring
sage

Why make a civil suit out of something that clearly requires a criminal investigation?

>ITT people who are too low IQ to realize there's a difference between the ancap meme ideology and IRL libertarianism.

They broke into his office in New Hampshire before the primary. Some "psycho" attempted to assasinate him during a baseball game. He's been violently mugged and still stands up and questions the wars.

You want us to surrender for whatever it is you stand for, faggot?

>mfw

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Libertarian = Anarchist according to some people huh?

If you take this to its logical conclusion then it implies anarcho-capitalism, but one can hardly blame ancaps for opting to use government courts in cases where the government would throw them in prison for competing with its monopoly.

>OP
>Not understanding a difference between the 'least possible' government vs 'no' government

Holy fucking shit neck yourself faggot did rand paul ever claim he was an anarchist? I dont fucking think so

I lost all respect for the "Libertarian community" when I found out that it's a pretty common belief in the higher-ups of libertarianism that defending the border goes against the precepts of their beliefs

Let's be fair though, whenever Rand makes a dubious claim about his 'Libertarian' credential. I do too chop his head off.

If we lived in a libertarian society, we wouldn't need lawyers.

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Ron Paul isnt a fucking ancap