*knock knock*

>You Trump?

wat do?

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No, this is Patrick.

relinquish all my property to the commune

Those are big guns

Take weapon, close door. NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!

I live in a gated subdivision... they wouldn’t get past the gate.

fpbp

How many of your half dozen faggots were in the military?

Perhaps I’d be wondering why’d they knock before shooting

it depends on what you mean by "military"

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Me no Trump. Me Ug. Hide shiny spear before bignose tribe get wind you here.

lady, if you want these other guys to join I'm not going to pay you.

>implying they would dare walk down the street like that.

Invite them to a barbecue on the west lawn

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>communist new york jews pretending to be fellow white, "right wing" citizens of the south that wish to spread communism

the kike subversion and cultural marxism never ends. it's no different then when the new york kike hippies migrated down south in the 1960s.

>try your best to be intimidating
Mommy mommy gimme söy
You know I've been a darling böy

For you

KEK.
So basically, you're going to import moslem terrorist ... but Trump's country ban pretty much stops the terrorist.

Oh sweet Jesus I'm free of this wretched life, goodbye, and tell em to fuck off so that no matter what they'll be pissed an shoot me dead.

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actually come dressed for a firefight, leggings and one mag wont get you far

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>SOCIAL JUSTICE ACTION FORCE
>ROLL CALL
>Legs McGillicuddy
>She will step on your heart while she steps on fascist ambitions!
>Big Beezy Fresh
>Ex bouncer at hip hop poetry slam club. Expert rapist.
>Lil' Bo Peep
>The brains of the operation, he will use his hacker skills to doxx you faster than he can speedrun Watchdogs 2.
>The Neck
>The leader of the pack. Natural ability to see what's around any corner.
>Habibi Jones
>Identifies as black. Explosives expert from converting to Islam.
>Wiz-Tek
>Survival expert. Once subsisted for 9 days on nothing but semen.

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Well, if they’re allowed to pretend to be scary I’m allowed to pretend to have a claymore rigged up to the doorbell

It's very obvious than none of them ever walked more than one minute in a wood.

>a gang of people coming up to someone's door open carrying
>in Florida
Not a very smart move.

No, I'm Sasha.

Knock the airsoft guns outt of their hands then pretend to reach into my back pocket for a gun. That would send these pussies running.

My sides!!

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those are absolutely airsoft. Those hipster faggots wouldn't be able to hold off their daily 15 dollar starbucks latte long enough to save up for guns that expensive.

if push cam to shove, i'd be fine smoking me some cooks

What’s the WASR knockoff that the dipshit wearing BLAZE RED (with camo pants, mind you) on the far right is holding?

Assuming they are attacking my house in American soil.

>Lock all entrances
>Grab gun
>Get family into basement
>Call police
>Wait in basement until they arrive, pray
>Shoot at the first oportunity if needed

Did I do right, anons?

The only one of them that could actually handle a gun is the black one.

hue i missed these

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Flannel breaks up your silhouette. The color is not incredibly important as long as it’s muted. Red is pushing it but hardly a terrible choice

kill all but the girl and then put her in my rape dungeon and force her to birth warriors for the white race.

aunt nancy must be informed that all is well, don't want her to sperg out like last christmas eve.

it even has one of those dumbass forearm straps for fuck sake

What about the orange? Does that contrast nicely too? GTFO.

>the girl
I don't see any women there user...

very very cool, wish i american.

Nice ö you got there,w whach this
So᠌yboys
So᠌y
So᠌ybean
So᠌ylent
Super So᠌yan

orange is in fact not red. good eye, user

So you guys like guns now?

I didn't say women, but the 2nd from the right is a female

Whites and a based black. Looks like it's short time before they're neon nazis.

All the Trump supporters have door frames made of hidden claymores facing out

Is this the fabled Antifa airsoft squad?

that's a dude, bro. seemed pretty obvious to me

They really arent... some 5.56 AR-15s (literally tiny bullet) and 7.62x39 (light powered 7.62)

Page me when lefties have .338lapua/fittybmg semi autos

New space force weapons should be big enough

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Can I interest you in life insurance?

all jokes aside,

this is what gonna happen

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*knocks back*

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When that boipusy doesn't get pregnant I will execute it.

Probably an IO kek

WHEN YOU SEE IT YOU"LL SHIT BRICKS!!!

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Let's start from left to right:

Woman so can't aim and will panic

Nog will hold rifle with one hand and sideways according to his instinct

Onions scarcity in the field will cause his body to shut down

Onions scarcity in the field will cause the twin faggot's body to shut down

Woman so can't aim and will panic

Will take one step and trip because of his baggy faggot trousers and make a skylight through the roof of his head

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invite them in for a beer & talk
when they put their weapons down, I kill them all

open the door and whip out my dick

One major error

> leave wife upstairs, bitch had it coming, always burning the roast

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Nice collection of airshit.

>throw punch
>immediately die of AIDS

They would not have made it past my fence and dogs without my knowing they were coming.
Oh, look; here comes the sheriff.
He'll probably be interested in seeing what's on my game cameras.

None of these faggots has the balls to actually shoot someone. Misgender one and see xer blowing their fucking brains out.

The guns do little to mask how pathetic they are.

Is the girl on the left humping that niggers leg?

Scariest thing about fighting xenomorphs is that acid blood.

Tell them this is a no gun zone

Hahahaha. Exactly.

Laugh out loud and piss on them

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Its cool to roleplay and all, but once the real firefight starts happening, they will drop and run.

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Great vid, thanks user

>None of these faggots has the balls to actually shoot someone.

I think they could pull the trigger. Then they would be shocked about what just happened. More shocked if they are shot back at.
These people literally don't know what they are doing.

Strip them of their gear, sell off the Numales as slaves and keep and rape or sell off Lorde as a sex slave.

Hahaha, this.

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>Natural ability to see what’s around any corner.

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Ignore them they are harmless and crave attention so don't give it to them and they will go back t sipping their s o y lattes soon enough.

>McGillicuddy

damn i always thought this was just a nickname my mom made up for me.

What is it with faggots and 7.62?

Ahhh. Its too funny.. The John Take in the Brown Gun Club..

They need to do some PT before posing with their toys.

>pour some onions all over me so they can't smell me
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They are not harmless. They may be dumb as shit, but not harmless.

Mr. long neck in the middle knows what he's doing. He knows he is evil and as a preparations for inevitable he has practiced getting hanged.

Their combat training includes a daily regiment of play station, blunts, and hymms of "We are the World."

>Right wingers in starbucks be like

Last time I checked you faggots don't have an A-10 warthog.

You can wire a Nerf Claymore to your front porch. I have one.

Hit them with some fucking 00 buckshot, rape the two women, hook up my car battery to both of their nipples, and then call a few "friends" to finish them off.

How long do you think a commie captured city would hold out after the A10s started strafing their shitty eco-friendly occupation infrastructure

A day? Two?

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They'd get slaughtered by some UH-60s

Would anyone else smash the girl?

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By force, yeah.

No, pure hitlerite here

ah yes that too

Wow even though the game is gonna be shit, I have to sat the graphics on Battlefield V are awesome.

Make plans to kill them in order of descending threat. First one to go is the guy at my right.

But not at all accurate.

>This is what "Cyberpunk" became

Thanks for ruining the future Jews.

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Yeah, prime war booty, get your slave basements ready.

>”getthefuckoffmyproperty”
>lefty leans in closer, “Wat?”
>gets blown away
>...
>tell cops they trespassed on muh property