Never trust the Dutch

romulans are real

Italy isn't in Nord.

Here's another meme

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You haven't seen anything yet.
Keanu Reeves is immortal.

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and another one

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But I thought Caesar was a blonde haired and blue eyes man of nordic ancestry, and that Italians are nothing like him.

This is correct. He was basically Norwegian.

He sure wasn't mulatto, since mulatto didn't exist back then, first Spanish had to rape Indians and mix with African slaves.

Modern Italians aren't mulatto. They're as african as you are turkish.

All (((facial reconstructions))) of people dead for such a long time are biased, why the fuck do you cucks care about this shit ? This is literally bread and circus.

People arguing about Italians/Romans being white or not like a bunch of autists.

Bullshit, Caesar wasn't a wh*teoid.

We are Turkish? We don't have any Turkish genes. Back to geography lesson:
youtube.com/watch?v=7_pw8duzGUg

That's the fucking point. You're not turkish and they aren't Africans. Classic Slav.

Keanu Reaves in Deus Ex movie when?

Still posting to an irrelevant slav from another irrelevant shithole?

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Nobody cares what Gaius looked like. Augustus was always superior.

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actual face

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>Dutch
she's some ugly gook who couldn't do a realist western face if her life depended on it

Hopefully when he climbs out of his breathtaking depression and stops dating that tranny.

>Cesar
OP THINKS THERE WAS ONE CAESAR LOL

This one is dank.
May I steal pls?

looks exactly like my shitalians friends

whats the issue

are niggers we wuzzing romans now?

3/10
Try harder senpai

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As though Italians with blond hair and blue eyes don't exist lmao

Obviously everyone from a particular country has the exact same stereotypical features.

Even snowniggers are we wuzzing as romans now.

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kek nice one jacques

>now
dude whites are the ones who invented wewuzing largely

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It's annoying how in these modern 3D models they always go overboard with the "flaws", one eye too low, lips asymmetric and skewed, nose crooked, etc.. None of this makes the 3D model look more real, it just make it daft.

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DUTCH STILL SEETHING OVER 58 BC.

True.

Scroll to bottom of pic

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Lincoln looked worse.

So he looked like the lawyer who got eaten by the TRex in Jurassic Park?

Its obviously complete guesswork. Its not even like they have a skull to work off because he was cremated, and even when they do there are a lot of gaps to fill in. Basically whenever you see one of these "forensic reconstructions" you can assume that its almost certainly not what the person looked like.

Putin looks like a Chinaman

Non nel Lazio, idiot. Pensi che nessun americano abbia vissuto in Italia, mai? E pensi che siamo tutti ignoranti?

roll

They literally made that according to a bust. Like wtf, just look at the marble statues to see how he looks.

>Experts are still divided about whether or not it's Caesar

So even he admits he's just guessing.

reminder anglos had a bigger empire and invented more stuff

btfoooooo

>Only Nordic people have blue eyes and blonde hair
Many ethnic groups have those phenotypes, the mutation for blue eyes didnt even start with Nirdniggers

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Most of Rome's knowledge is lost to us. They were probably a whole hellva lot more advanced than we realize.

>just look at the marble statues to see how he looks.

Statues made centuries after his death.

This is based on a bust made when he was still alive, very likely by an artist who had seen him with his own eyes.

The statues looks more real, the flaws and asymmetry are credible. This 3D render looks closer to brian peppers than to any statue.

I like this statue, looking at all the statues I think it averages every characteristic to normal proportions in a realistic matter.

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You sure can

Of course there are. Sure they're a minority but they exist.

He didn't look like a fucking Goblin in that one either

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He looks like Alan Partridge. Maybe all anglos are descended from him, he did conquer France and england

we have a shitload of roman ruins here and we've found in an underground crypt a hidden portrait of the mighty Caesar himself.
pic very related

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>le dank maymay xd gonna post on my normiebook
Get out

motherfuckin stannis!

I dont even have a facebook.
I only have a snapchat and I have like 4 friends on it.
I like this meme because I can text it to normies who think its real.
Why am I explaining myself to an obese retard?

wtf is wrong with albanians

I swear, Bethesda modelers have face blindness or something.

These facial reconstructions are always a crock of shit.

So he DIDNT look a Circus freak?

It has more to do with the fact that facial reconstruction is laughable at best.

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roll

THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF

>tfw to smart for democracy

because you care, son

Coysar

This is a game that was made in 2006 and on a new engine to boot. A lot of things were experimented at the time and this proved to be a failed one.

rjyollë

rolex

cringe

>Never trust the Dutch
As if most of Jow Forums hasn't played Sid Meyers Pirates
Of course you don't trust the Dutch

yeah they were so advanced that they wiped their asses with shit rags and shared them with each other LMAO

is it skooma?

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what a waste of amazing DSLs

tfw too intelligent for the senate

It was a community thing. You (((individualists))) wouldn't understand.

they are trying to convince themselves that those great people looked ugly, so they can feel better about themselves.

Same thing as that fag "historian" on youtube trying to call Alexander not great. They are such weak faggots that they can't stand the idea of the ultimate Chad being a symbol of greatness. They'd rather have a single mother.

No, Skyrim models are ugly as fuck as well.

What a great sausage mouth, too bad it doesn't translate on the doll model...

Cæsar is the title, not his name dumdum.

kek. that seems way more likely than the fucking monstrous helium-head the other faggots came up with.
Nobody would follow a dude who looked so deformed - he would have to look at least kindof normal.

Call me paranoid but could this whole thing be related to PC culture?

Remember how that historian (mary beard) tried to force blacks in the history of roman britain?

if somehow they make all indo-europeans of that time (or at least the most prominent) look like ooga-booga neanderthals that "just recently" improved their aspect, this would greatly contribute to their narrative

>monstrous helium-head
My sides BTFO

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