A New Challenge

I bet Donald doesn't visit

Pop the Balloon Challenge you mean

Where's an English Longbowman when you need one?

Not in the middle of London, friend

I can't believe anyone else would allow this orange retard into their country.

>Can't own a bow
>Can't own a bb gun
>Can't own a laser
>Can't own a drone
mission impossible.

HOW WILL BLUMPF EVER RECOVER?

either cut the wires or

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It's better to leave it alone and let the Left embarrass themselves with it. It will be a symbol of their childishness.

Actually we're good for drones for now, as long as you don't go above 400 feet

I don't think many British people like Trump. Are you gonna fly some MAGAtard out there to pop a balloon that makes fun of Daddy?

Are we going to meet up and counter protest or what

What slingshot ammo would you use to pierce it though?

Some user go and slash the rope that holds

I don't give a fuck about Trump, I want to pop a huge libtard balloon

Oi, you got a loicence fur that balloon?

I wish Trump didn't even have to make face for your vampiric fucking government

With what a spoon?

A talented guy could fly one of those 30£ mini ones close enough for penetration. Dump the remote and there's absolutely no traceability.

Good thing Trump has a sense of humour.

A nail

Shoot it with a pellet rifle or cross bow

>destroying private property because it happens to hurt muh ledditpede cuckold feelings

The absolute state of the "manly", "virtuous", and "free speech supporting" right wing white niggers

LMAO

steel balls or marbles. neither will kill someone falling back

Well said /bro/ but we set a precedent.

shoot it with an RPG

Alright bud, you have a little more than 2 weeks to make a balista. Get to it.

can you use bb guns in london? or that shit illegal

I feel your pain. Kids in Mexico could have invaded with that balloon.

Hope the cartels skin you alive.

>wielding a crossbow in the capital city of Britain
I wish

That ammo's not going to pierce the balloon unless there're spikes on them

They’re called quataris

Too bad you're not allowed to have any sharp objects

Actually this.
I don't think we should care. Sure, it's rude. But it's far more of a statement to let it fly and just ignore it.

Could be a bad fucking idea to pull one out near POTUS

Sling shot my dudes, nice and legal

No amount of memeing and stale shitposting will revert your admission to being white niggers who chimp out at the sight of something that hurts your fragile feefees.

So much for the virtuous and rational right wing amirite?

Unlike your country, we sadly don't just get handed guns as long as we promise to shoot drug dealers

Looks like some creepy pedo sex toy

I've found a fun challenge for us to engage in.
You're the one getting all salty about it, amigo

Great idea, someone needs to do this!

>So much for the virtuous and rational right wing amirite?
Are you really retarded enough to think that a british balloon allergic's forum is a homogenous entity?

they are too quiet to be noticed

This is why it needs dilation.

its a cute balloon lol

We should fly one of Khant, however popping it or cutting the string will trigger them into next presidency.

Drones
Real Guns
Jury-rigged Pipe Guns
Jury-rigged Air Guns
Airsoft Guns
Crossbows
Slingshots
Stones
At leas one of those things shouldn't require a loicense in your country chap!

Let's ask it this way: Would you attend a POTUS event with a bb rifle?

>le Jow Forums isn't one person meme
Strangely enough, you'd be hard pressed to find people disagreeing with destroying private property that hurts ledditpede feefees in this thread

>people point out muh white nigger ways
>therefore they are salty about me acting like a nigger
Epic trolle bro

i will put you in a cage

Animals get cages, commies get graves.

Easy, just get a cheap drone and mount it with a sharp[ obj...oh.
Oh.

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Any UK user could literally make a blow-dart weapon from a fucking straw and a needle and shoot it down from their apartment.
Stealth-style, not caught, literally a ghost.

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See

Ah, blow-dart! Good idea, didn't think of that

You are Mexican, I don't care what you think

Supreme court upheld the Muslim ban, I like the autistic screeching of BBC Radio 4 journalists and The Guardian.

A muslim ban in the UK when?

Needle stuck through a pencil eraser, add frayed cigarette butt into empty end, then some sort of pvc tubing at a barrel.
Pop goes the weasel.

Millions of tutorials on the internet on how to make effective and cheap blowguns as well!
Although I doubt a simple straw and needle doesn't pop it.

Portubros think alike

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Please, you'll be surprised to hear that laser pointers are restricted to 1mW for public use here. A decent air rifle should do the job, maybe even a catapult if it's hit while at a low altitude.

Considering there's going to be an army of police on duty during Trump's visit and a heightened sense of tension in general, it's probably best not to walk around in central London with anything resembling a gun.

fly a small drone into it? maybe razor blades on the props? I'm just spitballin'

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I am sorry but the time for civil discussion with the Left has long gone, we have gone way past that point after 1917

Be a shame if it sprang a few leaks thanks to a b b gun
Oh wait you bongs can’t even carry forks in public can you

Very dangerous and difficult but extremely cheap

Get a sharp rock with pointed edges from the street
Go up to rooftop on the day of the balloon
(wear gloves) chuck it as far up as possible, aiming to hit the balloon with the descending force of the rock
pop the baloon and look as people are intrigued as to where the rock came from

Of course you would need to plan it out carefully, testing your launches beforehand.

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This

stupidity only makes it look like Trump is the high road

>OI, YA GOT YER LOICENSE FOR THAT LASER?
Why am I not surprised this is already a thing?

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I'm going to that even to support Trump.
Who else is with me?

Apart from anything else the article says they won't be allowed to fly it, no balloon licence. See this stuff cuts both ways.

I think white niggers do have a sense of pride in reveling in logical fallacies like appeal to authority/nationality instead of grappling with the facts and your own actions, is it a turbonigger tradition of some sort?

Good for you to admit your white nigger nature and intentions, makes it easy for the (scarce) non-retards to separate from your ranks.

>let it fly and just ignore it.

Or tweet about it for the next 3 days

Just get a huge mirror and magnifying glass and redirect a sun ray to pop it.

Check em

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Ya got a loicense for that ballon, m8?

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Another quality suggestion.

So far we've got:
1. Go all out with a crossbow/air rifle
2. Make and use a blow-dart
3. Razor blade drone kamikaze

>No balloon license

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How will blimpf ever recover

Make an even bigger balloon saying "MAGA"!

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>having a diaper fetish is memeing.

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You can get a box of sparkplugs for 15 bucks, if you smash the ceramic bit you can get an extremely hard projectile with jagged edges.
Also useful if you need to shatter glass

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$199
If any Jow Forumsacks want to volunteer we can crowd fund and ship this
wickedlasers.com/arctic

>Lefties try to protest blumf
>Forgot to renew their protesting violence
>Get jailed

just use a handheld mirror or a magnifying glass

>Make an even bigger balloon saying "MAGA"!
it should say "NO U"

He doesnt need to. Stop giving any legitimacy to Sadiq Khan. Let them have their "win" as they fade into Islamic obscurity.

1 and 2 could get you caught but are a very much guaranteed pop.
Where the blow-dart you have to be at same altitude/higher to make sure you don't lose speed
(that is, if you're using a cheap makeshift blow-dart gun)

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you need a loicence

Who's the lucky winner?

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Throw a ball with pins stinking out