Maynard James Keenan accused of rape

Bet it’s from someone with a completely dead career, notice not a single meetoo has had an active career

WHO?

I don't know the guy personally, but Maynard doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would rape someone. Besides, he doesn't need another fucking lawsuit, I WANT THE NEW TOO ALBUM DAMN IT!

Checked. Literally no kek.

>t. someone falsely accused before

I’ll check in those too. This man speaks the truth. He is your friend.

He's earned a stripe in my book.

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>people ITT dont know Tool

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When did they start letting underaged on here

Tool fans are the new hipsters dude, everyone knows tool Maynard was in a fucking Austin powers movie

Where my coping Maynard fags at?

Reminder TOOL is boomer numetal that only soiboys still enjoy.

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you don't know what nu metal is

When there are no men left in Hollywood, duh.

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>got famous stealing from Quay brothers
>got famous piggy backing on Alex Gray
>rapes everywhere he goes

typical military fag.

t. Boomer making numetal

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only 1 good tool album.

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TOOL is a fucking shitty band for neckbeards.

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The barber raped his head.

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Tool is either very awesome or very shitty, depending on what kind of listener you are.
They hate their fans for a good reason.

Same here user.
Sadly, as a man, you're guilty till proven innocent, but even then you will always have the stigma attached to your name.

God bless. First time I've seen someone else say Undertow is their best.

wonder if there's shit in his popcorn

>It was terrible...he held me down and thrusted in 7/8.

I prefer Salival, but Undertow would also have to be the best studio album in my opinion. So count me a third to the party.

twitter.com/IWas17HeWas36

username check’d

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JUST

Im going to create a random twitter account and accuse amy schumer of raping me years ago

Fpbp

Just don't plagiarize this too badly. Amy Schumer wouldn't watch Fear and Loathing, she would watch one of her own dogshit movies.

I don't really like the lyrics or the shitty image of Tool but the songs on this specific album are pretty cool. I didn't like any of the other albums or Henry Rollins stupid ass.

legalize rape

seriously

getting sick of this bullshit

rape = cycle of life

>music timing jokes

nobody gets it and even if they did its not funny you fucking hipster faggot

Now that the SJWs are teaming up on him I wonder if he'll ditch his STOP DRUMPFism.

Just another reason not to release tool's album.

The more celebrity rapists are revealed the more rape will be normalized. It's a fact of life.

You dummies keep calling gen x boomers. Boomers are pushing 70 now.

gay rape in prison

does that include when men want to rape your asshole? Didn’t think so. The reason you’re for rape is because you don’t have someone chasing you down attempting to shove things in your asshole all day.

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Manlet btfo. But seriously lateralus is their best album. Undertow is second but lateralus is the last bastion of non pussified white rock music

It took so long to remember just what happened
I was so young and vestal then
You know it hurt me
But I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive
Even if signs seem to tell me otherwise
I've got my hands bound
My head down, my eyes closed
And my throat wide open

Do unto others what has been done to you

I'm treading water
I need to sleep a while
My lamb and martyr, you look so precious
Won't you come a bit closer
Close enough so I can smell you
I need you to feel this
I can't stand to burn too long
Released in this sodomy
For one sweet moment I am whole

Do unto you now what has been done to me

You're breathing so I guess you're still alive
Even if signs seem to tell me otherwise
Won't you come just a bit closer
Close enough so I can smell you
I need you to feel this
I need this to make me whole
There's release in this sodomy
For I am your witness that
Blood and flesh can be trusted
And only this one holy medium brings me peace of mind

No one cares old man.

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Many such cases!

Biggest thing I like about the band is I can get lost in the music without having to think about the frontman being dead(which gives me depressing thoughts with other bands). Undertow has a good bass-heavy sound too.

>wanted it
>felt bad for chad afterward
>is rape because she didn't know she'd feel bad afterward

This is what the left has redefined rape as.

pretentious faggots with a peripheral knowledge of rock music BTFO

i'm a 60 yr old boomer

Don't humor them. Just let them know that their generation failed.

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>anoynomous twitter account created just for this purpose

Who would do that.... just go on the internet and tell lies???

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Learn to swim faggot

30 year old boomer reporting in

>failed

take responsibility for yourselves

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mah nigga

Who?

>gayest generation ever
I'm not taking responsibility for that shit.

Wake up fellas, this is standard divide-and-conquer shill tactics. Pretty much anyone using the word "boomer" on the chans is a shill. Filter it.

>You won't feel what you'd like to feel
>Lay back and let me show you another way
So you're saying the guy who wrote a bunch of songs about rape and weird sex and being raped is a rapist?

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Was he MKULTRA'd as a kid or something?

Shut the fuck up boomer

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Yup. Lost interest after Undertow.

On his last joe rogan podcast they were both joking about the rape witchhunt and how he could be next..

No. He's just more adept at using words than 99% of the public.

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some shitty boomer "rockstar"

Guess what? He's anti Trump according to Joe Rogan podcast so nothing of value was lost

Trump is a zionist. Not hard to be anti-Trump.
Though truly smart men don't give a fuck about politics either way because it's all 100% bullshit.

I believe it. Without money he would likely need to rape someone to have sex judging by his looks

You know, last October, Seth Rogen made some unsubstantiated claims against one of the Trumps - I think it might have been Big Don or Junior? - of sexual assault on Twitter. It didn't sit well with me. So I decided I wasn't going to let that fat slimy jew fuck get away with it. I made a fake Twitter under the name Dana Jade, went to the tweet in question, and made a long string of false sexual assault allegations, and before I knew it, there were headlines everywhere parroting the story and asking "Who is Dana Jade?" It was truly something else to behold. Point being, our society is fucking retarded and just about anyone can be destroyed with lies in trial-by-media. It's all so tiresome.

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Loved Undertow.

Trump is going to free America from usury

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Ok Grandpa Rick

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>new tool album never

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checked, women are shit

20 minutes into backstage and chill. Maynard looks over and gives you this look

>anyone older than 30 is a boomer

fucking faggot

Go back to reddi* new/summer fag
>t.37 yr. old boomer.

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Maynard would never rape a woman. Maynard is a fag. Fags don't rape women.

Me
reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7iszxk/so_whats_the_truth_behind_dana_jade_and_seth_rogan/

Look at this. Look at these fucking idiots. This is two months after I pulled that shit and they're still eating it up. This is the power of public stupidity.

she gets some cock and no consequences in the end. In fact, she gets praised and showered with sympathy. makes sense i guess

No he's not. I mean, I think he WANTS to, but he'll never be allowed to do it. I mean come on, best case scenario he gets 8 years to do his work, then some asshole comes in and undoes anything good he did with the flick of his pen.

American politics is fucked my friend. We need a giant swim meet.

Nigga you're a prime target. The Lonely Incel that snapped

What music do i have to listen to, if i don´t want to be a basedboy?

By the way this is progressive metal

>held her down and fucked her face, the whole time chanting "LEARN TO SWIM, LEARN TO SWIM, LEARN TO SWIM, LEARN TO SWIM, LEARN TO SWIM, LEARN TO SWIM,"

Holy shit Maynard , what the fuck dude?

Anything you fucking want quit. Taking someone else's opinion over your own when it comes to something as personal as music is soiboy tier.

>lads help me. I was raped 18 years ago. What nao?

He was Brianna Wu the whole time.

shhh! leaf i want to hear his opinion.

>She literally wanted it
I don't know.
being asked to hang out with the band is pretty awesome for any fan. especially for an impressionable 17 yo. objectively she was put in a very intimidating (for her) position: "hanging out with the band" turnt out to be being alone with a fuck ugly guy, in his bus, behind his security. it's like you've never been to a rock concert. for band members picking up chicks is literally like shooting fish in the barrel. no one would say no to meeting the band. taking advantage of the situation is piss easy. I would like to hear more from this.
maynard should either speak or sue.

What year do you think it is?