Mandatory waifus should be legalized and no fap should be banned

TL:DR No fap or even low fap is more likely to give you ass cancer.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/behindtheheadlines/news/2017-07-06-frequent-ejaculation-may-decrease-prostate-cancer-risk/
>"Ejaculating at least 21 times a month significantly reduces a man's risk of prostate cancer," is the headline on the Mail Online. This is based on research from the US that asked men how often they ejaculated per month and subsequent reporting of prostate cancer.
Don't fight the urge, user. Just fap.

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UNIVERSAL BASIC BITCHES

and the most obvious jewish subversion award goes to

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lmao reminder Jews make porn but aren’t allowed to fap. Then they post shit like this to maintain their semen retention buffs while we drain ourselves.

I would crawl through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walky talky.

Your balls actually produce enough jizz to fap once every day or two and still have plenty of cum.

reminder to fap everyday but also supplement your zinc, copper, and magnesium

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Why not just reingest your cum?

You mean I lose 30% of my RDA of copper and zinc a day?

Shhhhiiiiieeeeetttt!!!!

Don't fight the urge goyim, watch some more (((porn)))!

Why don't you ingest my cum?

Canadians could feed the entire world

What has no fap done for anyone.
I had sex two days in a row with different girls after weeks of fapping for 8 hours twice a day.
Get on my level.

I don't trust your diet desu. If you had enough zinc you wouldn't just give it away like this.

Obviously. From the evolutionary standpoint men are meant to fuck as much as possible, because that's basically their only purpose.

kek

No Fap is cutting into profits.

Actually you shouldn't watch porn because it can be harmful, especially S&M. The best thing to do is have sex. If you can't have sex, recall or re-imagine your sexual memories. If you can't do that Imagine the person or scenario that would be ideal.

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>you shouldn't watch porn because it can be harmful, especially S&M
Pretty sure that they're professionals and there's hardly any accidents ever.

This but have you bros seen or read anything about biopolitics? I'm convinced it's why there is free porn in the first place.

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I don't care about the people doing it. BDSM has a history with serial killers. psychologytoday.com/us/blog/shadow-boxing/201704/erotica-serial-killers

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>especially S&M
That's the best, though.

So correlation/causation fallacy, then? People who are serial killers may tend to like S&M, but partaking in it won't make you a serial killer.

Are you implying people benefit from the data and population control (through sperm count, sexual orientation and sexual dysfunction)? Would love a source on this.

wtf i love my balls now

Correlation implies plausibility of causation.

>Don't fight the urge, user. Just fap.

But losers need some artificial "victory" and artificial bogus life improvement to tell themselves that they can fix their issues while not addressing their real problems, which would require to be actually a man.

Have there been any studies on tentacle porn?

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Not trying to say it's a causal relationship. If you like to see women in pain BDSM and snuff films will put ideas in your head that would never have naturally been there. Expressing that in the natural world may prove challenging and may need to be forced onto someone.

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Plausibility is not evidence. To make the claim that indulging in SnM is mentally unhealthy, a causal link between that and becoming a sadistic serial killer would need to be established.

For me, it's Jane Levy

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>If you like to see women in pain BDSM and snuff films
Getting off on receiving/inflicting pain is a far reach to snuff films, though.
>will put ideas in your head that would never have naturally been there
This is wrong, though. It's basically the same argument moral panic moms used against video games in the 90s. If you're predisposed to a certain behavior, you will naturally incline towards it through your life. People like Ted Bundy were always going to end up doing fucked up shit in some way no matter what house they were born into.

The link has been studied. Of all the categories and variety the favorite of serial killers are snuff films and bondage. You could argue the number of serial killers are too low to gather meaningful data but like a lot of lists in wikipedia...

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The lazy eye and her absolutely boring personality devoid of passion or emoting (probably due to the metric tons of pot she's smoked) killed it for me.

Correlation is evidence of plausibility of causation. Pointing out other possibilities like a spastic isn't going to help you make your correlation/causation fallacy meme any more relevant here.

Again, there's a correlation, yes.
>Serial killers --> bondage
but there is no causal link that
>bondage --> makes you a serial killer
See what I'm saying?

Source on the pot smoking?

>flag

There are plenty of psychopaths who live normal lives. Just like there are plenty of fifty shades whores and bdsm fags who don't kill people. The key is the fixation IMO

who is this jew?

>The best thing to do is have sex. If you can't have sex, recall or re-imagine your sexual memories.
And don't deathgrip your cock either.

You just restated what you already said. This is very very basic socrates/aristotle logic here. see

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I watched Apollonian Germ's vid on biopolitics, and he linked to another channel that had a lot of content and very few subscribers/views. And I watched his series on porn. His channel's name was Dr. Deep State. I don't have any academic sources or anything, it's all just lectures and he has the format of all those fucking nutter youtubers that have like "Babylonian Wizzard numerical 0rder MUST WATCH" tier content, even some of his vids are like that. But in his various series about subjects like porn he was able to articulate things that I had only concepturalized after many years of thinking about this kind of things.

But Apollonian Germ's vid is what led me there. I haven't been able to watch pron since. And I was an avid pron watcher user.

but there is no causal link that
>bondage --> makes you a serial killer
It plausibly does. In all likelihood, they're both a consequence of a third variable -- mental illness.
Red herring. That one doesn't imply the other is irrelevant to whether one implies the plausibility of the other. Don't misnamedrop basic philosophers to me.

But psychopathy isn't a requirement for bdsm. I have almost zero psychopathic traits.

The key traits i've seen of serial killers are:
>clinical psychopathy
>torturing/killing animals
>bdsm
>liked to play with fire as a kid
With the first two listed by far being the most important. I'd say the animals one is the single most important, actually.

it's no joke my friend, and the reason why so many weak beta men exist now

all men should supplement their minerals by eating pumpkin seeds

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They receive gratification in different ways. We could have an entire board about psycopathy and serial killers.

>Serial killers have a thing for dominance
You don't say

Stupid idiot. There are malnourished fucks all throughout history with 10x the alpha as you.

This. Also associated with T levels. I have an ounce every day.

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>i'm supposed to not stretch the snake while thots ride the cock-carousel

Yeah get fucked

>It plausibly does.
No, again, this is the logical fallacy you're making. There's a spectrum of traits that correlate with serial killers, and the key ones are cruelty to animals and clinical psychopathy.

Getting sexual pleasure out of physical pain wouldn't fit the requirements for a mental illness unless negatively inhibits other aspects of your life.

>That one doesn't imply the other is irrelevant to whether one implies the plausibility of the other.
And again, plausibility is not evidence. There's plenty of behaviors and traits that correlate with negative outcomes (which generally requires several of those traits), the only relevant question is whether a given behavioral trait is objectively healthy or unhealthy or neutral for a given person. Liking to whip a bitch or be whipped by one in the context of a private monogamous relationship would fall under the same category of liking chocolate but not peanut butter.
>Don't misnamedrop basic philosophers to me.
Read them and I won't have to.

>New Zealand

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I know it's common sense. When you threaten someones kink though watch how they recoil.

Except excess copper increases estrogen.

>We could have an entire board about psycopathy and serial killers.
Would be kinda cool, a psychology board or something. /sci/ is probably the closest but they have colossally faggot mods.

FPBP, but underrated

I blow a load into my wife 5 times a day and i still have energy to run and lift weights every single day. So fuck off with this bs shit.

Read where I said the best thing you can do is have sex. Excessive masturbation can lead to peyronies.

I treat no fap like fasting. I'll do 30 days once every year to reset myself.

No Fap does work wonders but after 30 days it loses its benefits.

I only do it because it helps reset my sleep patterns and I can wake up a lot easier. I'm not sure where the link might be but, hey, if it works for me then it works for me.

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maybe it was from being in a photoshoot for hours bored out of her mind

Yes and no. Your body is capable of balancing iron, copper, zinc and sodium ingested from food. It's when you supplement isolated minerals that you enter danger zone

(p->q)->plausibly(q->p)
>plausibility is not evidence
Plausibility is a truth just like anything else. Whether q->p is true isn't relevant to whether it is true or false that it is plausible that q->p. This isn't a fallacy, and therefore you are plausibly a serial killer, which implies a higher risk of becoming one. Your liberal-tier logic is demonstrably irrelevant and you stand retarded.

I like to talk about science but there are a few that just want to stick to studies that favor their worldview or stay within the orbit of scientific law. The majority of the worlds mysteries have yet to be fully examined.

>nigger gets a free car just because he does what everyone else is doing.
I'd walk to work just for the exercise.

That's impossible she'd be unable to leave the house to go to work/errands/pick up kids because she'd always have cum leaking out of her. She'd have to wear protective underwear...not to mention you'd have to be at home as well...

Same also more tariffs for Canada

It's pretty much every interview. She has that blank and dead affect that comes from lots of pot smoking.

>Levy
>He doesn't know
>(((Levites)))

FPBP

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> Fap once a day.
> Still shoot fat cums evertim.
I make-a de carbonate sauce all over my Mokoto Kusanagi onahole now.

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Not yet but they made that Hitomi Tanaka vid and we are one step closer to making it real.

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you loose proteins like zync and shieet

Nutting a body quaking orgasm into my masturbator is my favorite pastime. Leagues better than a quickie fap and go, though those have those place as well at times.

Seriously, I can't recommend it enough. It's probably also easier on your dick physically as well than using your hand.

Not happening but if men are unable because of the state's social engineering there could at least be companion dolls as compensation.

Pretty much this. Magnesium and zinc are probably most important

I used to do just that. This made national news btw.

Zinc is a metal

I wish, I am a 30 yr old incel. But that's not gonna happen, women have far more value to society than incel men, so even if there was a surplus of women, they would still rather fuck Chad or Tyrone, also the government won't enforce that because of liberalism/feminism.

Either way, your best bet as an incel is just to go your own way and hire hookers if you need sex, or wait for sex robots.

Twitter handle:
jcolburnlevy
"Coal Burn Levy"

It's recommended to make masturbation as similar to a vagina as possible. Good advice user

>ejacuating is jewish now
Its porn thats evil. Not wanking.

>Plausibility is a truth just like anything else
Plausibility is a percentage of possibility, nothing more. It's not evidence. Science is done through evidence.

>This isn't a fallacy
literally a by-the-book fallacy
>and therefore you are plausibly a serial killer,
Since I completely lack the two most important traits of one, it's quite doubtful to say the least. You are plausibly one as well, through any multitude of correlating traits. You know how you're actually a serial killer though? By being one.
>babby still doesn't know what evidence is
>still can't create a logical argument as a result
Lib-tard logic would be denying the genetic basis for certain correlating traits, or giving brown people with those traits a pass.

I agree with the sex robots. Too much risk with prozzy's. Until they are legalized and regulated you might as well get pozzed.

normal serving size is about 1 oz or 28-30g

>wake up easier
Man if this really works I'll never jerk off again.

It's a totally different psychological feelings as well. Masturbators/onaholes/whatever give you a very empowering feeling of penetration that simple jerking never can give. It's fucking amazing.

For anybody who is choosing to pursue this path in stead, just a word of warning. Make sure to choose a good and healthy lubrication. The common stuff you find at walmart or walgreens has chemicals potentially toxic and classified as carcinogens by the FDA.

Treat your dick right.

This Italian partnership is starting to look a bit one-sided.

/thread. now I can go to bed after I get a fap in.

Just ask a girl out on a date already, virgin.

Where does the lingerie section of the Sears catalog fit into all of this?

Deleted my wheat fields folder.

>550 matches on tinder
>3 dates
>0 sex

Dude I've pretty much just accepted the fact I have autism and given up

>It's not evidence
Why do you keep saying this? Whether it's evidence [of the absolute truth] of something is entirely fucking irrelevant. It's absolutely true that if you're into bdsm, then you are plausibly a serial killer. This is only a quantification insofar as it means "not unlikely."
>Science is done through evidence.
I couldn't care less what science is done through.
>literally a by-the-book fallacy
It would be a converse fallacy (note: if you're going to confuse someone of a fallacy, make sure you know which one) if and only if I were saying (p->q)->(q->p), which I'm not, which I already concisely explained. You seem to be too stupid to comprehend this so I'm going to assume the rest of your post is equally stupid and get to drinking and watching angel, which I hope is as good as buffy the vampire slayer.

accuse not confuse

>(((Just fap.)))
thanks for the advice schlomo
but id rather not fap and have sex