Alt Right, meet the Swole Left

No-peter Dinkless on roids?

its photoshop retard

head is 35% too large
shoop womp womp
L O S E R

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He looks bizarre, like some kind of poorly animated video game dwarf.

what the fuck is his photoshoped or is he a dwarf?

woo his head got bigger.

When will they ever learn?
Also, It looks like that this is just juiced up with stereoids and will go down pith a punch

*7.62x51 report in the distance*

Somethings off about his proportions.
If hes natty then respect. Otherwise literally anyone can roid

he's got the height of a ten year old, but the muscles of he man. wtf am i looking at?

Don't give me or my wifes son a (you) ever again, leaf.

desu he looked more intimidating on the left. On the right, he looks like a Ken doll funko-pop.

BUGJUICE

Not gunna hate on a bro getting fit but if he is sill a leftist fag then fuck him

Mofo looks like Peter Dinklage if he worked out.
Still not afraid though. Even if he did kick my ass, I would be laughing my ass off.

Still looks like a faggot

munchkin proportions
ill worry about fags like this when were having turf wars over the yellow brick road

He thought the roids would make him taller.

This is the face of basedroid abuse.

The Swole Left is in its incubation period. The Swole Left is here to defend Democracy against Fascist Nazis. In only a year, the Swole Left's numbers have increased exponentially. Take Martinez. He realized that he had to take action. So, he decided to start pumping iron. Right now, he has several Nazi scalps, and has effectively ended the Alt Right in the Chicago suburbs and city.

It's over for the Alt Right. If you fuck around, you will get fucked up. You can play Nazi on the internet, but you will not destroy our fucking Democracy. We will be free to choose our sexual orientation, and we will defend immigrants, always.

Fuck you.

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what in the name of jhc is that?

You realize muscles don't actually decide fights, right? A strength advantage can help, but it's not down to size

his body is so small for his gigantic head, looks like a photoshop
>bodybuilding makes you lose height
i'm never picking up another pound of weight, jesus christ how horrifying

Guy has a great physique but looks to be about 5'2

He looks like a kid sized action figure.

Literally photoshop. The body on the right is horribly disproportionate. The limb length is way off, as is the head size.

>balding
>manlet
>glasses
>lefty
>no traps

top kek

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>Image pulled directly from Jow Forumsbb
>I have to go back
You have to go back

Send this nigger up to Milwaukee. He can have mine next.

>lift weights
>think it makes you good at fighting

Loving every laugh

Try fighting a member of the Swole Left, Nazi LARPer, and you'll see how much strength matters. We defeated you in '45, and we'll defeat you again.

umm sorry sweetie, this isnt a democracy this is a constitutional republic. Fuck off globalist shill
>sage
>report

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he's got a tiny peenor. am i allowed to notice that? not in a gay way.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/07/children-drink-soya-milk-shorter-scientists-warn-fads/

I can bodyslam that bitch and turn him into a poster

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You have to be 18 or older to post on this board.
That's a normal hairline. We don't all have paki straight hairline 1" from our eyebrows.

He has full faggot face. Shit looks fake.

We're purging the Alt Right from every neighborhood, LARPer.
You've never faced the Swole Left. You ain't going to have a fun time, bud.

>gaining muscle relates to gaining fighting power/skill
Hfs, even if youre not a leftist Jow Forumsfags make me ill.
Even when I was a Jow Forumsfag I still hated queers who thought that.
t. Big Boss tier CQC

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steroids clearly makes your muscles bigger but not your small onions cock.

Doesn't stop Destiny from destroying right-wing politics and annihilating Jow Forumstards back to their caves

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The Swole Left is taking back the idea of Chad. We are the Chads, and you are the little computer-limited social outcasts. Fuck with us.

Is he 3 feet tall?

>manlets
>roids
baka

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THIS SO FUCKING MUCH

FUCK NAZIS

Typo on those boxers. Should read "equipoise".

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Destiny has deconstructed the Alt Right time and again. It's not a legitimate ideology. The Swole Left will finish off the job.

Looking too natty for my taste, start juicing

He may be small, but he'd do better in a fight than 99% of Alt Right outcasts.

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be afraid, Jow Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=bDzgitjfwps

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>Door frame is 6'6-ish
>Top hinge fitted @ approx 14" down
>non-shooped head approx 4" below that
No wonder he's angry

Looks like a nig.

>filename
lel

The Alternative to Right, is Wrong. Destiny couldn't delegitimize naizism if he wanted to.

he have a twitter or fb account i could cordially invite him at?

WHY DOES HE LOOK SO FUCKING WEIRD

>4'11 manlet

why would he ever record this

shit insertions

Here's one more picture of what the Alt Right can't face. This is the Swole Left. We're muscular, agile, and we're determined to defend Democracy from Fascists. The Sole Left is just that -- Swole. Check us the fuck out, outcasts, because we're everywhere. I see a few punks from time-to-time scanning through Jow Forums in between sets at the gym. I look at them, all 135 pounds of them, and their eyes quickly retreat towards the other side of the room. They're scared. Stick your basements, chumps. The Chump Right.

The Swole Left is here. Fuck with us.

That fuckin hed tho

>mfw you see huge roided hunks in movies as special forces soldiers
>mfw real special forces are skinny manlets with marathon runner physiques

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>lanklet cope

I forgot the include the picture. The Alt Right is over.

Goodnight, Right Side.

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what the fuck are they doing, that is not how you train martial arts

>bitchtits.jpg
lel

Gynecomastia.jpg

You’re as big of a faggot as the guy in OP’s pic

Really activates the almonds.
Sad more folks dont get it.

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