Am I really supposed to believe that there is no nefarious purpose to the LHC when we spent ~$15 billion to build and $1 billion annualy to operate it?
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Chase Gonzalez
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Henry Anderson
Obligatory.
Hunter Hall
Science.
Matthew Wilson
You want more?
Jace Torres
I wander what would happen if you turn it on with a Jewish worker inside.
Juan Bailey
Partial beam through the face is surprisingly non-lethal.
Christian Russell
It's Beast tech.
Grayson Lee
We need to add some flamethrowers.
Jeremiah Scott
No, I just said through the face, if you were to position the jew in such a way that it would enter his rectum and come out of his cranium, then it would probably be lethal.
Nathan Cruz
It's for making batteries. Super duper batteries. Aliens didn't want to build it on their own planet but it needs gravity to generate power.
William Allen
I like the way you think. You would make a great scientist.
Gavin Edwards
fine i'll tell you, they think they're opening up dark matter portals into space on earth and letting the dark matter into earth, they dont really know what dark matter is, but they think its unknown and demonic/satanic and from the 5th dimension or some shit and so they want to bring it and flood it into arth because theyre literal satanic madmen high on adrenochrome and other drugs
Jason Gray
They're hoping for some kind of breakthrough like atomic research that gave us the atom bomb.
15+ billion on LHC, no problem
Just even 3 billion on space exploration, exploitation, and habitation? Fuck that. We got bosons to smash.
Hudson King
Ahhh there you are assistant.
Jonathan Powell
Cue the infographic loon.
Michael Allen
you can have a potato chip.
Chase Rivera
The reason Trump became president and the world is as weird as it is now a days is because of the LHC. It literally broke reality.
Christopher Hill
>Build reality shifting generator
>Humans
Adrian Cruz
Thank you, and the previous mention of a partial beams lethality come from the unfortunate accident of Anatoli Bugorski.
William Ross
In the case of Anatoli Bugorski (who was hit by a particle acelerator's beam) the beam was 76 GeV, the LHC has 6.5 TeV, two orders of magnitude more. I think it would be lethal in the second case.
Connor Ward
Ahh silly Christina have you but once looked at the ingredients on the back of the bag. For if you had you would see that onions lecithin is listed as one of them. The great Hououin Kyouma is not so easily fooled by the Organization.
Matthew Peterson
why would there be? does everything have to have a hidden purpose to you people?
Gavin Ward
Aiden Parker
Well then, more for for myself.
Noah Gutierrez
David Jenkins
Cooper Taylor
wait, sorry. wrong pic.
Jaxon Moore
and more
Justin Brown
Oh god
Liam Rivera
Thanks to LHC ,we jumped time lines..... And TRUMP is our Leader!!!!
Cameron Bailey
It's a large hardon collider, it's mainly for gay stuff and progressing the gay agenda
Logan Evans
and moar
Christopher Fisher
and even moar
Luis Walker
Whatever it may be, it definitely isn't this LMAO.
Not everything is just a conspiracy imo. I think if anything there is some possibility that it has a military application? Seems unlikely. Anyone who has studied the underlying physics and shit can see why this endeavor might be worth the time and money on some level.
Andrew Morales
Why user...why...
Alexander Jenkins
could a scifag or someone who knows inform my dumbass as to what is it looking for now? it was looking for a god particle and found it so what's it doing now?
Christian Adams
The prophecy shall be fulfilled
Ian Wood
Honestly, I haven't even gotten to the porn.
Kevin Ramirez
Oh god just stop man, why do you have this things? Please leave the girls alone.
Tyler Gonzalez
Check out this page about the beam dump facility where they send the particles when they want to turn it off.
lhc-machine-outreach.web.cern.ch
Dominic Baker
But why, I just really wanna bang them.
Anthony Baker
A religion cannot stand without belief. The LHC is a shrine to the religion of science and contains its source of faith.
I mean if you deconstruct religion as a scientist or edgelord would then the LHC is a science stand-in for the secrets of the creation and understanding of all things and like any good religion the people who work there suppose things they can't prove and people believe it, throw money at it hoping one day it pays off possibly in their lifetime.
We know most of science and the little details don't spark the imagination and get people following and believing like magic portals to the beyond blah blah blah
Mull it over and it'll make sense
Liam Taylor
Nope. It's just a huge money pit that is there to satisfy the egos of (((scientists)))
Carter Sanders
Because they're not real, why waste time on fantasy when there's real flesh and blood women out there.
Noah Morales
You might as well fuck a lamp.
Blake Reed
hot
Nathan Morris
Fucking colossal waste of money just to earn one Nobel prize and now they want to build an even bigger one
Dominic Turner
Done that
Social Anxiety
I have more, and not just Steins;Gate
Samuel Cox
2D > 3D
get off my board, normalfag
Joshua Rogers
yeah
Joseph Rivera
So faggots, what will be your main firearm and side arm when all hell breaks loose
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Zachary Gomez
They are trying to access the multiverse
Colton Jones
Justin Lee
I see you are a man of culture as well.
William Carter
lot of shill fags on here, anyone who actually gives a fuck about CERN some mandatory viewing
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Carter Ross
Pol is Christian Board!!
Alexander Hughes
Kurisu is best girl.
Connor Diaz
You are correct.
Grayson Hughes
MASTER MASTER
MASTER OF PUPPETS I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGS
Charles Russell
Whoever is responsible for CERN has bacsiaclly become a god. Thanks to the LHC, they are rapidly understanding the secrets of the universe and thus how to manipulate this worlds physical properties.
Also keep in mind that the entire internet originates from this same location. The World Wide Web is a literal term. There are physical cables that connect every server in the world.
Furthermore, they also have the most powerful computers known to man; which must be cooled to the lowest temperature possible, have a heart beat, and read your mind.
The computing division has created a virtual model of the entire world based on the data we fed the net. They use the computers to run simulations on the virtual world to predict our actions.
Tell me, if theoretically speaking, CERN could foresee a disaster, move resources correctly and save everyone in the danger zone, what really separates them from God?
Personally if they can see the future and save (or destroy) lives in masse then they are no different from a superhuman deity
Austin Torres
>Smart (Published scientist at age 18?!?)
>Cute
>Defiantly posts on 4 chan
>Redhead
>Virgin
What's not to love???
Jackson Gonzalez
shes dead.
Kayden Brooks
Except CERN is a useless hunk of junk that probably isn't even what you think it is. Dark matter, dark energy, black holes, higgs fields, etc etc are all bullshit lies.
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Nathan Parker
>Tell me, if theoretically speaking, CERN could foresee a disaster, move resources correctly and save everyone in the danger zone, what really separates them from God?
Averting a certain timeline only makes them stewards of time. They lack the control to seize it for themselves, only pushing and nudging in a general direction they're hoping to go to.
Blake White
yep
no
Elijah Williams
Ummm have you finished the show?
Benjamin Hughes
>show
It's a game.
The show never happened.
Blake Perry
Well they discovered the higgs boson with it, so I wouldn't really call it useless.
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a tl;dr for amerisharts - the higgs field is basically responsible for giving particles mass. Which raises opportunity to manipulate the mass of objects.
Sebastian Rogers
Grayson Price
>The show never happened.
what?
Jaxon Sanders
There is no Steins;Gate anime.
Mason Ramirez
Yes there is
Isaiah Edwards
en.wikipedia.org
Did you shift worldlines german bro?
Ian Wright
If you think that's bad, wait until you hear how much we spend caring for indios. Protip: It's around 100B annually.
Brayden Jenkins
higgs field was proven not to be bullshit
Carson Stewart
Stop microwaving your phone you stupid cunt, in this timeline there is.
Joshua Morris
so wood and platinum can become very light then
Jace Peterson
The conspiracy is that the elites use it to have Hot Wheels races. They shoot them around super fast and bet on which hot wheel will win. Currently the Scooby Doo van from 1983 is the fastest car which is owned by the Queen of Denmark.
Christopher Edwards
Caleb Barnes
DELET
Noah Ramirez
Let me guess... by CERN scientists? Oh man. I'm sold.
Austin James
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Jaxon Torres
Wat that?
Nolan Sanders
if we manipulate the higgs field around the platinum and wood, we can either concentrate the amount of higgs particles (making them heavier) or remove them completely (virtual zero mass)
it opens up opportunity for near light travel in space
they have maths tied to it if you bother do educate yourself at any point in your life
Christian Murphy
Literally a kid with a lighter pointed at the clouds.
Landon Kelly
>Tesla on Einstein
Tesla was a quack
Alexander Hill
Yes. Also, believe the HoLoHoAx is an actual thing, that the CERN logo has 666 imbedded by accident and that this sacrifice is just a mere joke.
Only concrete, objective, factual information matters.
Dominic Green
At best they want to make a Nibelheim Mako Reactor to experiment on people with dark matter as far as any idea what try are trying to do.
Robert Walker
I see four sixes
Asher Jenkins
dude, it still exists.
Luke Rivera
and it's supposed to be a synchrotron
Oliver Gonzalez
you know that shit is staged in the video right? lol
Sebastian Hernandez
Wyatt Parker
Dohkay! I'll get right on that. Thanks for putting me straight!
Liam Cook
Nice double trips, but bad bait.
John White
Look into "predictive programming".
The series Fringe is an example.
The LHC has opened up a rift between (at least) two different parallel universes.
The m effect is real. In the other universe, Hillary won. However a lot of that universe came here. The universes are bleeding into one another.
Juan Williams
all this satanic shit going down at CERN under the guise of "science", i am creeped out to revisit this information particularly that sacrifice video. it's like it's happening right outside my window. i hate it. i can't wait til the world burns
Jason Reyes
Obviously, Tesla is the big guy of the 20th century. The very inventor of the electro motor, AC, flying saucers, amongst many other things. Kikes and shills preferred to hide Tesla and replace the great man with lying kike Einstein.
This is a good saying, in my subjective opinion:
>science is simple, but not easy
Obviously, kikes and shills turn this around to make huwhite male scientists search for answers to non existent riddles that can never be answered.
Only concrete, objective, factual information matters.
Ethan Young
Christopher Price
I always read it as "Large Hardon Collider." Am I gay, Jow Forums?