Harry Potter

Why do most modern liberals seem to endlessly compare politics to Harry Potter as debate points?

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Hyperconsumer bugmen who have no god replace god with consumerism

Because they have the minds of children and can’t understand that most of human affairs have nuance. All they see is themselves as the heroic underdogs fighting the nasty evil bad guys.

People used to compare politics to the Bible or Shakespeare. Harry Potter is the modern equivalent.

They're idiots?

I know this is bait but it made me reee a bit

Because Marxism and Autism go hand in hand

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It's the only book they've ever read.

Haven’t read anything else

Hi, I made this a few months ago. Its easy proof to disprove any argument for a holocaust happening:


WWII Lasted a total of 6 years.

Assuming that Hitler started gassing Jews since day 1, that makes for 3,153,600 minutes.

6,000,000 Jews killed during 3,153,600 minutes comes out to 1.9 Jews per minute. That means Hitler killed roughly 1 Jew every 30 seconds. (LOL)

In Auschwitz, the most famous and biggest concentration camp, there are 15 crematoriums. According to Auschwitz survivors, Jews would go into the chamber, gassed for 15-20 minutes, then put into the oven.

It takes 1 hour to cremate a body using modern furnaces which operate at much higher temperatures than the traditional ovens at the camp. However, lets say that the ovens were operating at a level that we see today, that means it would take 1 hour, 20 minutes to gas and burn 15 Jews assuming they were all burned simultaniously. (Disregarding the time it would take for the gas to empty the chamber for the bodies to be transported from the chamber to the oven.) The elevators used to transport bodies were very slow and could only take up 7 bodies at a time with their weight capacity. However, for our greatest ally, we're going to assume that bodies were teleported instantly from chamber to oven.

That means 15 Jews were gassed and burned every 1.2 hours. That comes out to exactly 300 Jews every 24 hours (Assuming the gassing and burning of Jews was happening every hour straight for 6 years on an uninterrupted basis) the total # of killed jews would be 657,000 for those 6 years. The official Jewish story is that 4,000,000 Jews were killed at Auschwitz alone.

How can any Jew, Israeli, or Shill ever even argue this story when just simple math is enough to destroy the whole argument? Can any Jews respond to this?

The smartest generation with tablets and smartphones with no obstacles to read political science books only reference children's books like Harry Potter. And Star Wars prequels jokes.

Always remind millennials of how much information they can read for free as opposed to the old days but they chose to be intellectually lazy while parroting triple children's literature.

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Kind of this. The most advanced piece of literature they have read is a book series for 12-year-olds, so they have nothing good to compare politics to.

We don't, you just think we do
Same as us thinking you guys fuck your daughters

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There is said to be 900 camps, so im sorry dude but it looks like the jews out smarted you and your gonna have to
Come up with a new solution to the final solution.

Nvm im retarted

Same reason Republicans compare the Bible to politics in debates.

They source their believes on holy books that entale on how a great society should function.

The right bases theirs on a collection of stories over the centuries that tell of great men overcoming evil and establishing basic human laws that lead to God himself descending from heaven to save humanity one last time before they need him gain, which may or may not of really happened.

The left turns to their knowledge of gay teenagers that use sparklers that defeat 1 dimensional antagonist before the big dance that was written by a homeless lesbian.

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This is actually true

you know they wern't all gassed right? they where shot, hung, and burned to death as well.