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Is he MI6?
Jaxson Hill
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Joshua Davis
He's a big guy.
Jonathan Cooper
he is BI6
Mason Sanders
Kekked
Easton Jenkins
for you
Colton James
For you
Joseph Butler
YFW when his coat buttons are tea cup saucers
Colton Kelly
he’s 100% CIA
Christopher Jenkins
He's on the Absolute Unit
Angel Gonzalez
Looks more like M360
Leo Davis
no hes, Bi9
Jonathan Clark
kek
Connor Roberts
Hes the brother of The Architect
Easton Perez
>tfw you find out the UK had space marines before us
Aaron James
im 20 pounds overweight and feel like shit
he must want to die daily. can you imagine?
Aiden Williams
>he embraced the term "absolute unit"
Leo Brown
Joshua Watson
look at his face, he has the face of a baby on the body of a middle aged man
why?
because he has some kind of endocrine issue which is pumping his body full of shormones
he is her supply of vitality, he donates his blood to the queen everyday so that she can have some elixir of youth
Sebastian Martin
necktie is literally a bath towel
Jacob Gray
Anthony Carter
MI600 lb life
Luke Brooks
MI12
Jeremiah Diaz
Colton Perez
That’s Q
William Davis
MI600 maybe
Hunter Myers
He's BMI-6... hundred.
Alexander Smith
say what you want about the Brits, but their button technology is astounding
Cameron Brown
Looks more like 400 lbs desu
Charles Garcia
Kek, not bad
Grayson Lewis
XXXXL16
Lucas Perry
How the fuck do you even get that fat?
I dont understand at all Jow Forums. In order to just maintain a size that large you would have to eat at least 8k calories a day. HOW
Matthew Rivera
It's fake if you couldn't tell
Nicholas Moore
Well played chap. Well played.
Bentley Brown
David Hernandez
Jacob Robinson
Alexander Ortiz
Julian Perez
That's the Queens top bodyguard, he is the very last line of defense. He might look kinda old and dumb but he stands at 7'1" 600lbs and is an elite martial artist.
He did some sparring with 20 guys about 2 years ago, yes 20 guys. Athletic guys who could fight and he annihilated them all. He is not only big, he is tough. As fuck.
Caleb Price
HAHAHAHA
John Sanchez
Thassss
Jace Hernandez
4u
Levi Wright
Hodor.
Camden Jones
Alexander Foster
0007 License to grill
Chase Kelly
Dragonslayer Ornstein is just out of the shot somewhere
Jaxon Hughes
Why is this even the first response? Of course he's a big guy, he's even a morbid fatass who for some reason is placed in close proximity to a (((royal))) person.
He wouldn't even be a good bullet sponge. He's too fucking large to move quickly. The only thing this soon to be 9th time cardiac stent can do is flop out his 25 lb (11.34 kg) man tit and add milk to her tea.
The fucking state of affairs for Great Britain.
Hunter Gray
Caleb Edwards
For you
Carter Powell
MI6000
Jaxon Anderson
His name is David Morgan-Hewitt and he's the manager of some poshfuck hotel in London. He's also Eggman's nephew.
Thomas Carter
Big Ben meme didn't take off huh? Shame I thought it was a good one, bong.
Adam Clark
Fucking plebs maxing out their retarded tanking builds
Noah Kelly
He’s just a walking car barrier to prevent Muslim van attacks
Nathaniel Hill
Landon Collins
The Man with The Golden Fork
Thunderfat
Never Say Never Stop Eating
This Plate is Not Enough
Gabriel Wright
>be this fat
>access to wealth
>still can’t get a proper tailor job
Did they run out of material?
Xavier Lee
>correct filename
I like you.
Carson Miller
Dylan Long
Jayden Rivera
fpbp for you
Easton Reed
What kind of miracle do you expect working with that body shape?
Ian Ross
Damn those muzzies got the UK on lock. Even loaded down thier queens body guards with huge obvious suicide vests.
Kayden Hall
>Being such an absolute unit that you can't even reach your dick anymore.
Wyatt Green
dude is an absolute unit
Luis Richardson
Joshua Davis
Gonna need a sauce for that.
Julian Lewis
Chickenfinger
Matthew Nelson
he ate MI6
Dylan Stewart
He's clearly the food taster
Brayden Lee
this fucking thread
Julian Gutierrez
BASED
Jonathan White
he ate it all.
Ethan Gomez
MI600 stone, maybe
Isaac King
At least MI12 m8
Blake Gray
Cut to the right length.
Oliver Cox
Gabriel Martin
He's still growing. Always growing.
Ryan Morris
he's 1-to-6, at least
Adam Kelly
MI-6,000
Jace Clark
Best post
Somebody get this hothead out of here
Kevin Cooper
I think it's time we passed on the crown of bantz.
Jeremiah Torres
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Matthew Baker
Brayden Johnson
He ate MI6
Liam Stewart
> He's also Eggman's nephew
But does he have the master plan?
Zachary Myers
Spandex suit.
Hunter Sanchez
Thanks for the quick run down
Elijah Watson
if he is, it would explain a lot, i mean, the royal family are now mud sharks, and the Queen permits such obese people to serve and encourages race mixing the royal blood.
Fish rots from the head down.
Andrew Williams
I think he's MI6, CIA, KGB, and Mossad combined
Nathaniel Murphy
he's the Queen's lover. and who could blame her? it's obvious what she sees in him when he wears her favorite Pink-tie; rite tho?
Nolan Martinez
He ate the MI6
Michael Ward
no, just because he might have eaten a few MI6, KGB and Mossad agents at a restaurant in Florida, doesn't make him a traitor "glowie" tho
Robert Perez
Seriously tho, who is this guy?
Caleb Barnes
As a body guard he's capable of absorbing bullets and ICBMs.
Cameron Carter
A B S O L U T E
U N I T
Alexander Sanchez
Fuck not this thread again this is the arch Duke of triffle
Jace Butler
A very dastardly one at that. He plans to gain enough mass to sink the UK.
Aiden Price
No he's just fat
Parker Hughes
His shadow once killed a dog.
Jason Ramirez
>be 450 lbs
>choose double breasted suit
That is some autism shit right there.