Rape accusation - this time Maynard James Keenan. Why are women so powerful now?
Maynard James Keenan accused of rape
Gabriel Lee
Jacob Gomez
You know, last October, Seth Rogen made some unsubstantiated claims against one of the Trumps - I think it might have been Big Don or Junior? - of sexual assault on Twitter. It didn't sit well with me. So I decided I wasn't going to let that fat slimy jew fuck get away with it. I made a fake Twitter under the name Dana Jade, went to the tweet in question, and made a long string of false sexual assault allegations, and before I knew it, there were headlines everywhere parroting the story and asking "Who is Dana Jade?" It was truly something else to behold. Point being, our society is fucking retarded and just about anyone can be destroyed with lies in trial-by-media. It's all so tiresome.
James Morris
reddit.com
Look at this. Look at these fucking idiots. This is two months after I pulled that shit and they're still eating it up. This is the power of public stupidity.
Landon Nelson
Isaac Phillips
Julian Roberts
holy shit user
Jacob Ross
Dylan Baker
Caleb Nguyen
>le swear words mixed in
totally not a feminized zog shill
Xavier Reyes
based!
Hunter Bailey
>held her down and fucked her face, the whole time chanting "LEARN TO SWIM, LEARN TO SWIM, LEARN TO SWIM, LEARN TO SWIM, LEARN TO SWIM, LEARN TO SWIM,"
Holy shit Maynard , what the fuck dude?
Anthony Reed
>Seth Rogen
you didn't destroy him though as far as I can see he's s till being a fucking bitch all over the place.. maybe try again ?
Bentley Rogers
t. Seth rogan on damage control
Chase Murphy
Nice try Seth, you dumb kike
Maynard deserves this for promoting decadence, nihilism, postmodernism, and leftism. Piece of shit.
Hudson Richardson
Hunter Moore
>Maynard James Keenan
He began with his Tool, and his tool will end him.
Connor Nelson
good thing that no one on Jow Forums is taking this seriously.....
The story itself doesn't even make sense.
false accusers should be raped.
Adrian Garcia
I'd let Maynard rape me. #metool
Isaiah Smith
who cares Tool sucks anyway its metal for hippies
Jackson Roberts
Dominic Jones
"How do you, [[[fellow males?]]]"
Leo Diaz
maynard did nothing wrong
Angel Morgan
Parker Foster
is that the guy from the counting crows?
Aaron Perry
JUST
Carson Morales
Connor Hill
>let me glam on! Oh please let me express my outrage! Note that I possess the correct opinion, so lavish me with agreement!
Parker Flores
Nice screen cap moron
Julian Peterson
That's Sam Hyde you idiot.
Ryan Smith
Grayson Robinson
> I HAVE FOUND SOME KIND OF TEMPORARY SANITY IN THIS SHIT, BLOOD, AND CUM ON MY HANDS
Thomas Nguyen
Who is she to wave her finger? She must be out of her head
Her eyehole’s deep in muddy water, with this accusation she’s practically raised the dead
In doing so she’s robbed the grave to show the cradle, and where’s the evidence? Has she burned it down?
In my opinion she’s a soapbox house of cards and glass, so she shouldn’t be tossing stones around
She must have been high
Jeremiah Parker
The person is (can be) smart, people are dumb and scared.
Landon Perez
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Tool. The meaning is extremely subtle, and without taking psilocybin mushrooms most of the meaning will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Maynard's gnostic outlook, which is deftly woven into his lyrics - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Carl Jung's literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Tool truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Maynard's existencial catchphrase "Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay" which itself is a cryptic reference to Bill Hicks' stand-up routines. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Maynard James Keenan's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. ?? And yes by the way, I DO have a Tool tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Thomas Williams
Maynard wrote a song caIIed 46 & 2 about when he was 46 and raped 2yo boys. reaIIy weird.
here are the Iyrics:
>Join in my, join in my child
>I've been crawling on my belly
>Clearing out what could've been.
>I've been wallowing in my own confused and insecure delusions
>For a piece to cross me over
>Or a word to guide me in.
>I wanna feel the changes coming down.
>I wanna know what I've been hiding in My shadow
>Join in my
>Join in my child
>My shadow moves Closer
>I choose to live and to grow,
>Take and give and to move,
>Learn and love and to cry,
>Kill and die and to be paranoid and to lie,
>Hate and fear and to do
>What it takes to move through.
>I choose to live and to lie,
>Kill and give and to die,
>Learn and love and to do
>What it takes to step through.
>See my shadow changing,
>Stretching up and over me.
>Soften this old armor.
>Hoping I can clear the way
>By stepping through my shadow,
>Coming out the other side.
>Step into the shadow.
>Forty-six & 2 are just ahead of me
Carter Brown
Nathan Nelson
Jaxson Carter
Tyler Hill
46 & 2 is about the progression of natural selection and evolution retard
Oliver Gonzalez
>I've got some good news and I’ve got some bad news. I’m just gonna tell you both of them at the same time: Fox News, Huffington Post, the left, the right, Trump, Breitbart, Facebook… none of these things are your enemy. Your enemy is ignorance, that’s the fight. If you disagree with that, this next song’s for you!
Tool went into an extended version of “Opiate,” with Maynard’s words likely referencing lyrics like, “Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow / What you need is someone strong to guide you."
Read More: Maynard James Keenan: Trump is Not Your Enemy, Your Enemy is Ignorance | loudwire.com
Jack White
Daniel Sanchez
Jace Watson
>WE HAVE TO TRAIN MEN TO THINK RAPE IS AS UNACCEPTABLE AS CANNIBALISM
>Modifying thousand, if not millions, of years of programming
>humans are one of the few mammals to eat their own out of hunger
Strong opinions and no clue, imagine one of those xenos in Alien deciding it was a pacifist
Cooper Fisher
(you)
Asher Myers
it's on a personal level though, he writes about the crowd of competing personalities in us all and how most of them get shed or devoured to feed better ones.
Colton Parker
Jordan Rivera
Even if he raped some slut, I don't give a shit. His music is too good to give it up.
Brody Myers
Gods Work.
Hudson Wilson
Tool unironically has smart lyrics, no need to copy the Morty meme.
Jaxon Barnes
Sounds like she got Raped in the Ass.
Owen Diaz
Jason Lopez
>Tool sucks
Thomas Wilson
I wasn't raped but in Seattle in like 2010, I was taken back stage by a friend that worked for Key Arena. I brought my tool vinyl to get signed and he took it out and dropped it on the floor. A corner of the record chipped off and he walked away. Sucked because I was 14 years old and it broke my heart. Lol
Lucas Johnson
i was 29, he was 54
I saw Keenan at a grocery store in Jerome yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going "huh huh huh” and crab-walking in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him cursing as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of wine in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be different characters and not hear her, but he eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to pry open their third eyes,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s possible. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying "it's something you'll get used to" loudly.
Jayden Ortiz
Connor Hernandez
he deserves it. his economic policies are shit
John Hernandez
>literally a brainlet
Bentley Powell
nope, tool is shit
Hunter Adams
Jason Gray
fucking wrong
tool isn't smart
neither are you
Hunter Young
Fucking kill yourself im not kidding
Carter Hernandez
I really hope for Maynard to respond soon because I can not listen to any Tool songs, not even favorites like the patient or wings without getting sick to my stomach.
This is a bad situation. Even worse because in the span of 8 months I went from “I like schism” to “I need all albums” to “I need to see them live” to “this band changed me” all for it to come to this. Please god, don’t be true. There’s too much healing in this music for this man to be such a monster.
This has proved deeply bothersome. I’ve been trying to go to sleep but I can’t, I even find myself shedding tears when thinking of songs that have helped me like parabola & disgustupated. I don’t know how to feel. Just bad.
Jayden Mitchell
Maybe if you’re a fucking nigger with no appreciation for art
Camden Flores
Lmao what a fucking pussy go neck yourself
Luke Davis
well said user, well said
Dylan Gutierrez
>"art"
faggots get paid to shit on a plate these days and call it art. whores get assfucked and call it art. some douchebag strings together vague lyrics over electric distortion and calls it art, then you lap it up like your tongue was in his asshole
Cameron Diaz
ahh sheeiiitt
William Brown
Chill out sperg
Aiden Ross
maynard is a faggy leftist
good riddance
Charles Butler
Owen Taylor
mom, please flush it away
Jace Price
Finally I can talk about Tool
David Wright
Sebastian Lopez
Jaxon Stewart
>going after Maynard
This has gone too far.
I'm sick of this guilty until proven innocent bullshit. WHERE IS THE EVIDENCE
Easton Sanders
Easton Richardson
>needing music idols to worship
What are you fucking 12?
Hudson Hall
Good job, I bet this delays the Tool album even longer. I don't know what to say when I'm such a fan of someone's work and he gets accused of rape. Could be real, could be fake. I would be biased because I'm a huge Tool fan.
Landon Fisher
sickening
Ryder Watson
ultimate-guitar com/news/general_music_news/tools_maynard_james_keenan_accused_of_raping_a_17-year-old_girl_in_2000.html
Absolute horseshit. Either made up or this dumb slut cucked her boyfriend and regretted it later.
Liam Roberts
This. I saw them live last year in Chicago. Between songs he went on this gay monologue like "The world.... is fucked up. we all need to love each other" gay horse shit for the yuppie faggots.
Now that I think of it, during that show he changed the lyrics in the song Opiate.
the actual lyrics go "They both want to rape you" to "They both want to remind you." He said it in a way like a nod to the easily offended sjw crowd and it made me drop a lot of respect for them.
He's a lame occultist wannabe who's rotted their brain on wine in the AZ sun.
Jayden Turner
Ryan Williams
he raped my ears with his shitty music
inb4 10000 angry weedfags
Joshua Garcia
Loki is smiling at your work, user. Keep it up.
Tyler Cook
>he still has the fucking dreads
Anthony James
Nathaniel Green
kek
Cooper Hill
Gabriel Edwards
He was in his 30s when that song came out.
Jacob Garcia
best tool album
Cameron Adams
Reminder that Dream Theater is the thinking man's overrated prog boomer metal
Blake Reyes
Le reddit bait
Cooper Brown
DT are for Sonic the hedgehog autists.
Logan Brown
what a shame. The band made awesome music but they had to have this idiot for a frontman with his faggy lyrics.
same with smashing pumpkins radiohead korn, great music, faggy frontman
Chase Bennett
I NEED YOU TO FEEL THIS
I NEED THIS TO MAKE ME WHOLE
RELIEF IN SODOMY
Liam Smith
Nathaniel Rivera
Billy Corgan is based.
Christian Jenkins
James Brooks
These fucking Glycine max boys better not get the next Tool album cancelled because of their #metoo fraud.
Grayson Jones