The best people are soldiers

Why didn't you join?

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>dying for israel

Because my military doesn't exist anymore, thanks to the west

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shit you right. we do need that oil, also what better way to die than serving our greatest ally in the middle east?

Join and we'll fix it.

>Tfw fat ugly and retarded

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why are white men joining up to fight and die for a country that hates them?

American soliders are all trannies and other homosexuals. Poland beat the USSR in a war, it could surely beat those fags.

>sign your entire life and existence over to me
>i'll fix all your problems right after you do

I think you mean the best dupes are soldiers

Been there, done that. Got the fucked up back and knees and the veteran emblem on my license that gets me a discount at Lowe's.

Be a man and shoulder your cross.

Why are there so many recruiters on Jow Forums?

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I'm not dying for Israel

>Sign up for the nigger and spic 56% army and die for Israel while your home country becomes less and less 56%!

bump

I would honestly join up if there was a war but the peacetime military seems lame as fuck

Push right wing horseshit —-> foster military recruitment

It’s about as simple as it gets

i wanted to join airforce in my country but i have a birth defect in one eye. So now i live in the caribbean drinking beers, smoking weed and thats all. And i also masturbate a lot.

That's a fair point actually. Caveat is if you want to be an officer, you can't wait for war.

>12 month deployment
>8 months pregnant
did they seriously air that?
Seems like a joke or shoop.

>angry and disaffected youth

I don't want to die for Israel lol

I'm in the army, & it's trash. The 82nd makes me wanna kill myself every goddamn day.

>Woman waiting for her husband to come back from Iraq after 12 months of being at war.
>12 months
Women are trash.

I don't like it when people yell at me and I'm lazy as fuck

because i'm not stupid enough to throw my life away because some fat desk jockey or whatever who has seniority orders me to.

and the last time the US ever needed to fight a war was WW2 against the nips.

You do get leave during long deployments. Had a buddy that knocked his wife up with their sixth kid during his mid tour leave. She popped out the baby 3 days after we got back from an 18 month deployment to Iraq.

The Army sometimes lets you take leave halfway into a yearlong deployment. Given that most soldiers make a mission to cram in a year's worth of sex in two weeks, it's not out of the question for a wife to get knocked up and be into the third trimester when the soldier gets back 6 months later.

I won't join any army that has niggers and faggots.

Because dying for Israel seems unappealing somehow.

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>The second-best people are ground-pounders
The best people are Sailors, user, but I don't expect shit-burners to know much.

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Bumping to say that OP is a complete and total faggot

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Peacetime Marine Corps fucking blows. All we get is stories from SNCOs about Iraq and Afghanistan. Getting most of my undergrad done then hitting the GI Bill to finish that and go to law school which is nice.

I wanted to be a warrior but don't want to die for zog wars. I've been robbed.

I'm not a faggot just because I fucked your dad in the ass.

The only reason I would ever join the military would be to kill commies. And, sadly, the Cold War ended decades ago.

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BUT DID YOU HAVE THE GODDAMN COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND?

I'll destroy my leg joints and back on my own watch doing things I enjoy thank you.

Tried but his dick was too small for my hand.

Present arms

If I could do it all again I would go to the Navy recruiter instead of Army and held out at Meps for a good job. Would have loved to be a Nuke power operator with a nice high paid union job in the civilian sector after my term of service. Instead I became a medic. My only qualifications that would transfer over are basic EMT (ambulance driver) which I have absolutely no desire to do.

if i wanted to be a proper globalist i should have been allowed to fight for any country i wanted to. if the UN wants globalism, let me fight for china, russia, iran, and germany/switzerland. otherwise fuck off and give me nazism.

>FIGHT FOR ZOG GOYIM

No.

I already served. now im fat.

>The best people are soldiers
Maybe until WW2.

Now the only ones who join the US arms as soldiers are rednecks, niggers, and everyone else who can't get an education.
Your soldiers are stupid welfare queens now who are throwing their worthless life on the line to fight pointless and never ending wars for Israel and the military industrial complex.

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Good idea, thanks

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I thought people only join for the free gibs/college/security clearance/ training. Joining for ideological reasons is a poor reason imo.

Grew up a military brat and saw how damaging it was to my family. Still respected the institution, however, until I became Jew wise. Now, fuck the Marines. Bunch of idiots.

I did, and I'm out. I always wanted to get in really good shape and try out for SOF. I would have been very proud to serve my country in such an important capacity, but now that I see how far we've slipped into a corrupt shithole and how much more socialist we're set to become in the coming years, I'm not for it anymore.

You will be safe in your bed tonight because a more courageous man isn't safe in his.

He probably went home for rest and recooperation. She's like 6 months pregnant. So that makes sense.

>never know though, she could be a ho.

the shittiest people are. i can tell from 3.5 years and seeing too many shits in that time.

Safe from what?

Soldiers are suckers, fools and morons (that's why they're disproportionately the dumbest and poorest) duped to serve a system that is ambivalent to them and which will spit them homeless onto the streets the second they aren't useful anymore.

simple, I don't trust myself with explosives
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All I see is a basket full of cherries led by a non-combat drill sergeant.

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Yeah right, Amerimutts and also Specialist Ketchum. lol

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My mistake. I see he's an infantrymen. Probably still a faggot.
I shall kY-thyself in time

Cause they're gayer than gay and a bunch of welfare queens.

>hurr durr Im probably gonna get ptsd and watch most of my close friends die for nothing more than some kikes thirsty for oil
>but I'l get to kill dhe fuggin sandnieggers and have homoseggs so itds ok :DDDD

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>Implying.
The best people are useful and/or 'fun' to be around.

Did this man die for Israel? If so, tell me in what way liberating Kurds serves the interests of Israel.

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Peacetime military blows, everything is an equality meme, women literally do ruin absolutely everything.

It may just be my unit but it is unironically exhausting dealing with the shenanigans that normies fabricate to fuel their socially driven existences on an hourly basis.

t. 13B

What are Israel's interests in Syria, exactly?

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Jury duty?

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don't want to get my dick blown off for zog
i prefer civil militias against communists

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Why did Benjamin Netanyahu and the Mossad puppet the Knesset choose to deploy thousands of U.S. soldiers to Africa? What Israeli interests are they serving there, and where is the oil? When did we ever get oil?

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lmao you're a fucking idiot

So much shilling to join the army lately. What's the matter? Not enough goys signing up?

lmao you're a fucking leaf which is a far worse fate

Is Ukraine destined to be a Jewish stronghold? Is that why the U.S. Army is deployed there by Mossad?

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tyrone's baby

From experience zogbots are some of the biggest pieces of shit you will meet

That's why I only want my job title to have one chair.

wasn't man enough

Usually the shilling is for the Muhreens, this time its the Army's turn I guess.

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Tested for a high IQ as a teen, they said I could learn to fly helicopters if I wanted and not to waste my time wandering around swampy fields. Damaged an eye at 19 and never thought about it again.
Glad I didnt bother but wouldve been good fun.

Also soldiers are usually cunts and retarded.

What benefits did U.S. occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan confer to Israel?

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>getting ptsd
>having your limbs blown off
>dying
>your friends die
>live in shitty sand countries while deployed
>all this for zog
yeah no thx

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but i did
i like being a civilian better

No larp but I was training up huge for SOF about 7 years ago, had all the PT on lock. Some fag recruiter guy tells me I can't take my scheduled test without going through him first (found out later that likely wasn't true) but that got me off the path. Really glad I didn't end up doing in and get ptsd for life or something.

Yeah right; you couldn't hack it and got dq'd at MEPS.

because the military is a contradiction in an for of democracy

>The best people are soldiers

no

Not interested in joining the IDF

strange assertion given the military's role in creating almost every democracy throughout history

I'd rather save lives and pursue medicine.

Being a doctor will be more valuable to the government and population than some random soldier anyways.

Yes

i wouldnt be able to handle some 56% 5'5 mutt who got bullied in school and after sucking 4 of his generals cocks and 12 years of service finnaly got promoted to sergeant .

thats probably that type of dudes that are gonna be in charge of you... or worse. what a joke. anyone who joins is a total loser

>destined
user it already is. They are protecting Poland as their historical home (like they did when they plagued us) and will use the Ukraine as part of their caste system, theyve already started.

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I don't wake up early easy.
I don't like people yelling at me.
I don't like to listen to people who are literal dumbshits.
I don't like hanging with people who are literal dumbshits.
I enjoy life too much.
Not a poor fag so I don't need the gibs.

Yeah, best white men dying for Israel or some delusional bullshit while faggy libshits ruining the country, right, mutt?

Most of their stories are heavily embellished. Not sure what the deal is with that.

i qualified for a college scholarship
and now im a tax attorney

Did it for six years all I got was this crappy t-shirt.

Would rather be free to
1) do what I want
2) make the kind of money I want
3) have free time to fuck my girlfriend whenever I want
4) not get my dick shot off by some 3rd worlder

You'll learn the whole "army strong" or "once a marine always a marine" bullshit doesn't last long a few years after you get out, its just a coping mechanism to keep people from mentally snapping after they realized they fucked themselves by signing their life away

I became a scientist and helped work on the F-35. Soldiers are just pawns, it's the lowest form of duty to one's nation. Service should guarantee citizenship but it is far from the only path, and it is not the best path.

Actually those dying for Israel are the opposite of best white men. And if they die? Nothing of value was lost.