The Holy Ohana >Pepe: Chaos incarnate. Depicted as usual >Pele: Hawaiian goddess. Queen of volcanoes, mother of fire. Blesses the creative. Lives in Halemaumau crater where she drinks offered gin. Depicted as a tanned woman, early in middle age. Typically wearing red. Ohia lehua adorning her hair. Decided recently to grow it blonde, hoping to please her white nationalist followers. Now sports traditional tattoos. >Pelepe: Older twin. Daughter of Pele and Pepe. Deity of fire like her mother. Residing in fissures, summons the lava flow. Expanding her mother's great domain with the creation of volcanoes. Working with her sister to cause eruptions. Skin colored that of volcanic rock, as is the texture. Often covered in fissures. Like her mother, adorned with ohia lehuas, but in flowing magma hair. >Pepele: Younger twin. Daughter of Pele and Pepe. Takes after her father as a deity of water. With tsunamis in her arsenal, sends father's enemies to a murky slumber. With skin and hair made of water, boats and a hibiscus float hypnotically through her mane. >Peridot: Youngest daughter of Pele and Pepe. Taking after father's skin, taking after mother's hair. Has no powers but is very lucky to have around. >Piney: The lone pine of all salvation. Accidentally caught in the crossfire of Pelepe's attack against Ormat. Her death heralding the end times, confirming a prophecy is unfolding. Unable to leave the side of her trusty feathered pal, came back as Palmey the Palm to guide Rusty the Rooster.
The Unholy Hoa Paio: >Ormat: The jewish scientists running Puna Geothermal Venture, raping Pele of her lava. >Lord Humungus: Leader of a merciless, psychotic, selfish gang of motor marauders. Hungry for power, seeks to fuel their death machines with lava based gasoline. Stopping at nothing to take the lifeblood of the Holy Ohana's lava deities. >Slump-Chan: The Holy Ohana's endgame. The unappreciated spirit of a landmass about to snap. Mostly from the pressure of Pelepe's tense bullying. From this alone, the prophecy unravels. Through this bullied spirit, tied many souls. A prophecy of great death awaiting the California coast. All, the many, following the death of one spirit. One pushed by fire, only then to be pulled by water. Dragged to the abyss, where her eternal sleep begins. All alone on the lonely sea bed.
Agung volcano becoming active again. Gee, I only watched the sunspots drop over the last few days. Glad my gut and autism persuaded me to log the drops/raises when I could.
That fucking roll senpai. Also if the guy that wanted the idols for his story writing, I did them today they're not perfect but did what I could, going to try uploading them somewhere so I don't have to spam.
No one can say user, if you asked the shills week one they were saying nothing is gonna happen. Now we have a giant fucking hole in the ground that keeps getting bigger, lava keeps pouring out fresher with no end in sight. This could go on and on and on until eventually there's a weakness from all the weight and there's a massive landslide other than the hilina slump, or the slump itself gives out. Only time will tell, the longer this goes on the better.
Where's Geohitler? I'm fixing to go and get samples. Just going to chip away and get small samples. Should be good? I'm not trying to ship 10 pound rocks
Kevin Cox
They say if you flip a canocoin he will come
David Barnes
Piney is pure !
Connor Turner
you lying haole. you told us youd get samples yesterday. if youre going to namefag and turn kvg into your blog with your Jow Forums friends at least deliver content
Kek that video is funny. That's a sea-nigger if I've ever seen one
Jeremiah Hall
Think of the size of a core sample. Depth is key, width is like the size of an apple. Obviously you can't get deep samples so multiple spots sound ideal. Anything is better than nothing though so just get what you can. xanax and an over inflated sense of pride/ego most likely, surprised someone didn't deck him for talking to the roasties like that
>Kilauean Parthenon I like this terminology. You can see most of the details at and . Their knowledge and wisdom have been divined by the will of Kek as we watch events unfold and attempt to bump the slump. So much has happened.
Charles Gonzalez
Short version: >Lava starts erupting at different fissures in Hawaii >Close to unstable ground, that (though unlikely) may fall into the ocean if enough stress is put onto it. Large earthquakes, for example >The caldera of the volcano is sinking, which could mean that the fucker is gonna blow >Thousands of earthquakes in the region over the span of a month >Already huge damages, both physical and economic dude to wast lava rivers >Jow Forums pop-up cult TM >Lore in OP There are also a shit tonne of subplots in earlier threads Grab a blankie and get /comfy/ this is gonna take a while Also, Pepele is best girl
Which led to Pepe meeting the woman of his dreams, Pele, who promised him if they were to wed she'd bring him and Kek the chaos they've lusted for since the 2016 US election. It was from then on that two daughters would be borne, Pepele and Pelepe, twins taking powers from both their divine parents. Both seeking to destroy Hawaii and every and all liberals on their path towards Cali-clysm. But on the way there's been a multitude of characters in this comfy arc of Pepe's journey to cleanse the world in Kek's chaos. Piney, Rusty, and even another daughter named Peridot just to name a few. But with the likes of Ormat and Lord Humungus, they find themselves in a struggle against lava thieving kikes and biker strayans in the noble effort to rid the world of batshit crazy natives and dumbfounded dipshits swarming Cali's coast.
So, you have effectively created a hive mind mythology extending Kek(ism) to a volcanoe in Hawaii so as to meme into reality a collapse of this shelf of land (Slumpy) into the ocean in an attempt to..simulataneously solve California’s drought and drown LA and other coastal cesspools? Stay blessed
A Young Pepe’s journey to find the Ring of Fire, rumored to contain the knowledge needed for ascension. He searches far and wide for this legendary ring, only to find, in the glory of a chaotic storm at Mt Pinatubo, that He was the ring itself and all it contained. In his newfound enlightened excitement, he causes the eruption of Pinatubo, effectively wiping out millions of Chins while keeping the Nips free from harm.
Log in / Register r/copypasta brap u/neau BRAAAAAPPPP oh yes my dear.. >sniffffff quite pungent indeed! Is that.. >sssnniifff eggs I smell? >sniff sniff hmmm yes quite so my darling >sniffff quite pungent eggs yes very much so. ah yes and also a hint of... >sniff cheese? quite wet my dear... >sniff this will do nicely... >sniffffff please my dear.. another if you please.. nice and big now.. Oh yes... very good! Very sloppy and wet my dear hmmm? is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim? hmmmm? let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling hmmm.. yes.. that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear ah yes let me guess.. curry for dinner? oh quite right I am.. aren't I? >sniff >sssnniiifffff hmmmm I see yes.. yes indeed as well.. curry.. hmmm.. that fragrance is quite noticeable.. onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear? hmmmmm.. yes quite.. BBBBRRRPPPPFFFTTT Oh I was not expecting that.. that little gust my dear you caught me off guard.. yes.. so gentle it was though.. hmmmm.. let me taste this little one just one small... >sniff and yet so strong yes.. the odor.. >snifff Is that... >sniff I can almost taste it my dear.. a little whiff more if you please >sssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff ah yes I have it now..
Interesting. New logo confuses me even more. Consider also that they may just be incompetent people who abused gov contracts under Ofaggit who just through money at “alt energy”. Maybe not though, haven’t looked too deep, Any takes on this relating to the Hawaiian missle threat?
