The Holy Ohana >Pepe: Chaos incarnate. Depicted as usual >Pele: Hawaiian goddess. Queen of volcanoes, mother of fire. Blesses the creative. Lives in Halemaumau crater where she drinks offered gin. Depicted as a tanned woman, early in middle age. Typically wearing red. Ohia lehua adorning her hair. Decided recently to grow it blonde, hoping to please her white nationalist followers. Now sports traditional tattoos. >Pelepe: Older twin. Daughter of Pele and Pepe. Deity of fire like her mother. Residing in fissures, summons the lava flow. Expanding her mother's great domain with the creation of volcanoes. Working with her sister to cause eruptions. Skin colored that of volcanic rock, as is the texture. Often covered in fissures. Like her mother, adorned with ohia lehuas, but in flowing magma hair. >Pepele: Younger twin. Daughter of Pele and Pepe. Takes after her father as a deity of water. With tsunamis in her arsenal, sends father's enemies to a murky slumber. With skin and hair made of water, boats and a hibiscus float hypnotically through her mane. >Peridot: Youngest daughter of Pele and Pepe. Taking after father's skin, taking after mother's hair. Has no powers but is very lucky to have around. >Piney: The lone pine of all salvation. Accidentally caught in the crossfire of Pelepe's attack against Ormat. Her death heralding the end times, confirming a prophecy is unfolding. Unable to leave the side of her trusty feathered pal, came back as Palmey the Palm to guide Rusty the Rooster.
The Unholy Hoa Paio: >Ormat: The jewish scientists running Puna Geothermal Venture, raping Pele of her lava. >Lord Humungus: Leader of a merciless, psychotic, selfish gang of motor marauders. Hungry for power, seeks to fuel their death machines with lava based gasoline. Stopping at nothing to take the lifeblood of the Holy Ohana's lava deities. >Slump-Chan: The Holy Ohana's endgame. The unappreciated spirit of a landmass about to snap. Mostly from the pressure of Pelepe's tense bullying. From this alone, the prophecy unravels. Through this bullied spirit, tied many souls. A prophecy of great death awaiting the California coast. All, the many, following the death of one spirit. One pushed by fire, only then to be pulled by water. Dragged to the abyss, where her eternal sleep begins. All alone on the lonely sea bed.
Just stop this habbeing stuff. My dick got so hard thinking about the Island being turned into rubble and the thought of a tidal wave hitting the west coast caused my plums to tingle and fill with my semon deamons giving me the most horrific case of blue balls.
I can no longer do the habbenings. I will blow my load when Kek has willed it and things of great have to pass.
Thank you. The current iteration could be considered kind of freaky so I'll bring them down somewhat. It's just downtime. The threads have plenty of discussion
I think there's enough Pepes out there. Also, I've defended my thesis(?) on the uni graduation, yay, I'll soon be a diplomated barchelor of organic chemical and oil technology.
Nah, one needs connections for this. Best case scenario is I could get one at Lukoil (if it's even known outside of ex-USSR) if my friend could help me with that, but first I got to work several years at a shitty job no matter the connections. But I'd like to get a job at translating, I'm better at that than at chemical technology. Also, tomorrow I still need to get to uni for some bureaucracy shit, but then I'll have some free time to finally finish the video.
Henry Moore
Congrats Bibo! Real happy for you
Juan Howard
>Pelepe's arm Spooky Good job Ruskie
Nolan Young
I have not heard of them. All we really hear about in the states is Gazprom getting Russia to use its legislature and military to ensure market dominance. We have similar too-big-to-fails, but never talk about our own. Might be able to get a translator job at a chem/oil company and fit both skill sets.
> a translator job at a chem/oil company Yes, that's what I was thinking of too. The funniest part about GazProm is that it's motto is "GazProm - National Treasure(?)" google translated it this way, but in russian it sounds more like 50% "Inheritance" and 50% "Property", implying the company "belongs" or "works for the sake of" the people. I don't even know how many jokes I've heard in my life about that bullshit. Thanks!
The amount of respect for Piney/Palmey is amazing. No degenerate lewds
Aaron Jenkins
Interesting. Glad to know we both suffer from the same bullshit, in a way. Our nations are so similar in outcome no wonder we have a hard time sitting down as friends. I get bored of hearing "Russia jets indiscriminately bomb civilians in Syria," 5 unintended dead, when we regularly have drone strikes killing a dozen or more civilians. I am sure you hear similar about us, maybe one day it starts to end (July 14th?).
I think any big countries that have something to defend are similar in a way. In this sense smaller nationstates are cozy, like Iceland, New Zealand and the like. They can afford to be different and aren't forced to behave like another wannabe-empire just to survive and not fall apart.
Zachary Butler
Sounds about right. >Reminds me of what anarchists are trying to get at, but they go about it the wrong way. They would literally have to convert everyone, only for some Lord Humungus to show up and take it back.
Yeah, I used to tell anarchists that this won't work because the human history has begun with anarchism, and it will always end in the same way, since there'll always be some people who'll just gather up a gang and start waging war growing their power.
Speaking of OC, If you all would like, I could try my hand at writefagging and make a (literally) steamy anonxpelepe or anonxpepele or anonxpelepexpepele or something story. Not the best at erotic story writing but I can try if there is demand.
Ayden Sullivan
>fanfiction Cant speak for everyone else but im good with muh drawins
I am not sure anyone but OP has asked for this, but if you want to add some depth to any current lore and happen upon trips or better, things might get interesting.
Henry Allen
PALMEY, FORMERLY PINEY, WILL SEND DOOM TO CALIFORNIA. THE PROPHECY WILL FULFILL
Art of geohitler and these racist wenches at his side when?
Ryder White
Does hawaii have cats?
Dominic Wright
Sounds fun, but I'm still pretty new to /kvg/ and don't have time to go back and read the first 140+ threads (found it at #147 or so). As such, I'm still in the dark about some things. I want to ask about this in the following format: >[thing I don't fully understand] [What my current understanding is] -[Specific questions]
>Pelepe/Pepele I know who they are but not where the idea came from. I have never heard of either before /kvg/. -Are they part of Hawaiian legend just like their mother Pele or are they something you guys made up?
>Piney/Palmey/Rusty I gather there was a pine tree and SOMETHING happened (burned perhaps?) and then Piney was reborn as a palm tree and renamed Palmey. There was a rooster associated with the pine tree in some way named Rusty. -What was the deal with the original pine tree? Where does the rooster come into play? When and where did the palm tree show up?
>Great White Supremacist Shark(s) Self-explanatory -Where did the idea come from?
>Quake-chan An idea of anthropomorphizing earthquakes in connection to the situation that was soon discarded. -For how long was this a thing? What was she supposed to look like?
>Bump the Slump So as far as I can tell, "Slump" refers to a pending collapse of Kilauea that will likely generate a tidal wave big enough to deal massive damage to the commiefornia coastline. "Bump" refers to... bumping /kvg/ threads to call upon Kek to make it happen? -When did this idea happen? -Why is everyone so certain it will hydronuke the West Coast?
If I get enough information about existing lore then I would be happy to try to write some additional lore.
Also the booru needs to be updated with images such as Been at 177 for too long
Boorufag here, could have sworn i uploaded that my bad kek
Nicholas Garcia
#155 had a lot of gist info regarding what we do here. Some other user asked at . Somewhere closer to the bottom, the Humungus arc was mostly explained.
Sebastian Hughes
>Pepele, Pelepe New to KVG, afaik.
>piney/palmey/rusty Pine tree in HCB’s fissure stream, at the center of a prophecy. Palmey was Piney risen from ashes, a palm tree on the new HCB stream. Rusty was the lava cock on HCB’s fissure stream.
>sharks A dense pack of great whites centered between Hawaii and California, ready to become a sharknami for Kek.
>quake-chan Forced meme that went 34 days with no OC before it was finally aborted.
>slump bump Play on words, yes. It’s was determined possible, and a tarot card reading set of the prophecy.
Whats strange is repeating 8's for jews is their symbol for making money. Gonna need a rundown on Katz using his spiders to profit of /ourohana/ intuitivejournal.com/spiritual-meaning-of-888/
>Pine tree in HCB’s fissure stream, at the center of a prophecy. Palmey was Piney risen from ashes, a palm tree on the new HCB stream. Rusty was the lava cock on HCB’s fissure stream.
Sorry, what was this HCB fissure stream? I gathered both trees had been seen on footage of the flow. But did lava get too close and burn down the tree? And what do you mean "lava cock"? An offshoot of lava shaped like a dick? Oh, and what exactly is the prophecy?
Grayson Ortiz
Livestream. It was Killdozered, then lava’d. He was a real, crowing rooster.
James Perry
>And what do you mean "lava cock"?
Rusty lived on the property where the original CB camera was located (very close to the (((PGV))) plant.
