How many of you would unironically join the Empire?

This isnt a reddit meme thread I seriously support the empire over the fucking resistance rebel faggots.

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I wont even join the irl military. Id rather be a smuggler or bounty hunter.

I would join the TRUMP EMPIRE but would have been a rebel under Obongo's Empire

>This isnt a reddit meme thread
It absolutely is

Isn't The New Order in Disney Star Wars should be considered a resistance?

>2nd death star destroyed
>peaceful? revolution to pre-empire republic status quo
>apparently Leia has no influence into the new republic and remains as "the resistance" for 10 years despite having "won"
>First Order is just a bunch of Imperial Navy faggots and a couple planets who liked the Imperium and wanted to stay as they were despite no emperor
I guess it isn't that weird that you would have some pro-imperial faction in the now fragmented Empire that has regressed to a semi-formal "republic" that has less power than we saw in The Phantom Menance. The Old Republic was apparently just a confederacy of all the planets who only avoided warring with each other because the Jedi threatened them with mind control attacks. The more I think about the more likely a realistic Expanded Universe would be a shitty clusterfuck of Succession Wars and periods of peace because it simply isn't economic to fight.

Id support our own anakin

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All for Mandalore!

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100%

best part of the movies: here they destroy the SJW planets!!!

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based

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Jedi live with absolutes

Jedi refuse anger as hate speech and censor

Sith accept the universe for the way it is, embrace all emotions

Sith are more free


Sith are more powerful

Stormtroopers are white and best icon of our movement.

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I would support the Empire over the Rebels, but I don't know that I would want to join because they treat their own soldiers like fodder, and they usually work them beyond burnout levels.

>Being a manchild

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They're fucking space nazis, of course I would join.

I wouldn't. I'd join an independence cell and operate freely from the rebellion to restore the republic, because the rebels are fucking dumb, and the republic's corruption and ineptitude allowed the sith and the empire to come to power.

Saw Gerrera was right.

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The Sith Code is literally Nietzsche's concept of Will to Power transplanted into fiction:

>Peace is a lie. There is only Passion.
>Through Passion I gain Strength.
>Through Strength I gain Power.
>Through Power I gain Victory.
>Through Victory my chains are Broken.
>The Force shall free me.

The Empire is the culmination of a thousand years of Sith work after the Rule of Two adoption by Darth Bane, as his concepts of there never being more than one Sith apprentice stems from Revan's holocron, which had real world implications. Namely that the various Sith that came before him took multiplie apprentices and the Sith system of succession (killing your master if you think you are strong enough) was supposed to create more and more powerful Sith over time, but instead the multiple Sith apprentices would team up to kill their master and then turn on each other, leaving the Sith worse off with each passing generation.

The Empire was literally based on National Socialist Germany, particularly the name of the Stormtroopers.
The Sith represent the use of one's will to achieve goals normally unachievable when weighed down by conventional morality and emotional attachments.
And the Empire as a whole represents a system of government that destroyed the Jedi-Sith feud (wars between brothers not without a comparison to Europe of the past), brought unity and stability to the galaxy and prevented faggots like the Jedi from forcing their dogma on everyone.

You're damn right I would unironically join the Empire. They are the personification of every idea I hold true in this world.

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Neither want liberty- Monarchy vs different monarchy= both are shit.

Space nazis

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Yeah being a space Nazi would fucking awesome
Gassing Jew from orbit nuking the republic with a Death Star by god I would love to be a space Nazi seig heil

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The sith embody the full force of the dark side, thus fueling their anger and strength through raw emotion, they also understand the true nature of the Universe, hence why they are able to live for so long and draw massive amounts of energy for cool force abilities.

Jedi are censoring cucks who are literal bootlickers for the republic. The clone wars (albeit a distraction by the sith) showed that they did not care for the safety of the republic as they used this war (that is still a problem on its own desu)as a proxy to rage war against the sith in hiding which ultimately became clear to Skywalker when mace windu wanted to kill sidious, which would go against the Jedi code.

It was a Literal game of who could outjew eachother the hardest/first.
Both sides were right/wrong in their views.

Actual Empire headed by Darth Vader and Palpatine? I'm in. Worst Order headed by Darth Emo and General Dissarray? No thanks. I'll go to Bespin or the Casino planet or whatever.

>CAR
>literally 5 players

In the aftermath of both movies, my take on it was the New Republic never got past the four or five planets we saw blown up. And the First Order wasn't shit either. Without Starkiller base, Snork had no confidence his army of cast off Imperial retards could even take what little Republic military there was. The other little tidbit that was dropped in the shitshow that was the last Jedi was that somebody vwas selling weapons to both the Republic and the First Order. If you're selling weapons, you make damned sure what you keep is more powerful than what you sell. This is why both the US and Russia sell slightly less capable "monkey models" of their mainline equipment to foreign customers. Last thought. Snork really wanted Starkiller Base up and running. Sure, it was to deal with the Republic, but it also had something to do with the fact that the Death Star plans have been out there for over thirty years and anyone with the resources to become an arms dealer has probably built a few, since they're basically the nukes of the Star Wars universe.