Some fag is on the run in Queensland (QLD) after allegedly murdering his 16 year old lover (sexy thot) and stuffing her "badly decomposing" body into a tiny barrel. The man (the myth, the legend) then loaded the barrel onto the back of his ute, chucked a tarp over it and went for a cruise.
A witness who agreed to let the man into a property for $2,000 by opening a gate has said that: “There was just the one barrel, it wasn’t massive either, it was only small. I just seen an arm, a dead arm (ouch).”
The police will most likely stalk his neighbourhood, because most dumb criminals always go home after commiting a crime Give or take, he is either gang raped by a pack of emu's or cops catch him within two months
Asher Richardson
The real questions are why the fuck was she with this cunt and why did the poof kill her
Sebastian Diaz
Another barrel murder, god speed
Jonathan Clark
>Duck face, dyed hair and plastered in make up Terrible loss to the community. We've lost a future doctor/scientist/marine biologist. A future loving wife/caring mother. A true pillar of the community. Rest in peace Shaniqua.
Caleb Anderson
Catch the dirty foreigner
Camden Rogers
You can not be sure about that, at least not now: "The body was so badly decomposed police warned it could take a number of days to formally identify the young woman."
Anyway the whole story classically depicted the lifestyle in Queensland:
"THE teenage girl whose body was allegedly found stuffed in a barrel told friends she feared her new boyfriend would find out she was only 16 years old."
Ryan Reed
If he can stay on the run for at least a month I think his chances of remaining hidden start to rise.
Daniel Martinez
What kind of a parent lets their 16 year old daughter not only fuck a 34 year old, but get a septum piercing?
Jayden Robinson
Australian cops can work magic when it comes to shit like this
Blake Peterson
Whoops
This is accurate, apologies for jumping to conclusions.
Benjamin Reed
women like those kind of guys. They're dumb enough to think they won't get hurt because of the eggs.
This might be a good opportunity to test out our facial recognition software state-wide. I wonder if a bunch of other people who have warrants out for their arrests will be subsequently captured? Tin foil hat of course.
Ryder Campbell
That's pretty hot desu.
Ian Perez
What is probability that this guy is being (((set up))) here?
>Sikorsky’s father told the Courier-Mail people needed to “wait for police to do their job”.
>“Hopefully all of this is nothing but rubbish,” he said.
