>Be on OkCupid >see a really cute girl on there >look at her bio and see shes a die hard republican >Message "OMG A beautiful republican girl"? >1 hours later, receive a message >Look at my phone and see a reply from that republican girl >We start talking then I get her Snapchat and we start video chatting >We talk about everything Red-Pilled. >She tell me she had a Youtube Channel, it was named "Crusader Girl" >Looks it up >HOLY SHIT shes semi-popular >She tells me she goes on Jow Forums ALOT >Instantly like this girl, ask on date >We meet up a few days later at the mall >I walk near the Pizza Kitchen where we planned to meet >As I see her, i feel a little confused >She looks very different from her pictures. Not ugly, but less pretty >We start to talk about... You guessed it... POLITICS! >Shes very sh, always having me start the next part of the conversation, until she lights up > Hour passes, date was fun, but had to end. Give her a hug and say it was fun > Realize she has more of a following than I thought >Shit my pants when I find out
When I went on a date with her, I didn't feel anything, Ik its a first date and people are shy, but there's no spark or feeling of intimacy that I have for Crusader Girl. But it was fun and I'm very happy I got to meet a nice very cool woman. And if you're reading this Crusader Girl, then it was really fun
She looks like a sweetie. BTW, let an oldfag tell you (I'm almost 50) women never look as good in person as they do with controlled lighting and angles. It's not so much visual as it is personal. That is, her personality and presence get in the way of appearance. That's why it's easier for married men to wank to an image of a porn starlet or model they never met and never will than to a nice picture of their wives, because they know there wives, and there's a of thoughts and feelings that get in the way of just plain lust. Pro tip: you are not required to be hard-on full boner turned on by a woman you like, every damned moment. Don't let the ((TV)) convince you otherwise. Trust me.
Ethan Anderson
nice digits you bored her to death by being the "nice guy". good game gaysoyboy
Sebastian Gutierrez
Alright I will give your channel a view, but only because you put so much effort into the made up story about meeting yourself.
post again and I'll pull the plug on your heart pump machine
Zachary Lee
OP Here
Yeah Im not crusader girl, and this isnt a fanfiction, i legit went on a date with her and if you dont believe it (I wouldnt believe it desu) then nice bros.
Dylan Parker
Do you think she will let me gape her asshole and spit in her cunt? Is there any way you can ask her for me thanks bro
Liam Powell
why do boomers think anyone wants them on this board
Easton Ramirez
Kys 13 year old gen z faglord
Lucas Morgan
get off my lawn!
Benjamin Gutierrez
She looks like she’s about to turn 50
Jace Edwards
Um why are you pretending you rejected me? Your pic hid the fact your were an obese neckbeard and it was completely awkward.
Josiah Reyes
I was born after 1965. I'm the generation that had the last of the NAWALTs and "be nice and work hard and get what you want" (then get fucked anyway because we were lied to). My last hope is to see GenZ burn boomers and millenials in the fires of commeupence.
Isaiah Johnson
Elaborate por favor
Caleb Howard
Weak bait faggot
Eli Phillips
That's a nice way to say she is ugly.
Logan Morgan
she's ugly and you're gay. nobody knows who this is. kys. the end.
Kayden Howard
Why are people trying to pretend to be her?
Michael Thomas
You’re gonna regret spending your life this way
Carson Robinson
AHAHAHAHA, this is going to get good.
Jordan Long
OMG is this real?!
Brandon Roberts
My 74 year old uncle is NOT on Jow Forums.
Jace Anderson
Not sure what you mean sorry
Camden Gomez
I'm actually kinda surprised I never heard of this chick before, since I tend to follow American WN scene pretty closely and know a lot of the fringe YouTubers in it
>that fifty year old xoomer who gives advice on Jow Forums
Ethan Wright
>buttstuff a faggot by any other name
Brody Bennett
Sorry i dont
Isaiah Perez
>using deaf girl who cant really talk >to shill for your fucking cult you people disgust me
Hunter Fisher
Ive the exact oppisite experince to each their own
Brayden Robinson
I dated a far right girl once. She even went to a class taught by the westboro baptist head. All she talked about was politics. Her ok cupid profile always had her in glasses which looked kinda cute. When she went to date she took the glasses off and it was like she aged 20 years with how fucked up her eyes were.
Like telling losers not to jerk off to trap porn because it'll replace their sexual desires with a desire to become female. Then they think of becoming a girl 50 times a day and then are alike "OMG I'm trans!" then hilarity ensues. On the upside, once the balls come off the loser the world benefits.
James Howard
This is Crusader Girl. Why won't you return my texts? I wanted to make the white race grow with you.
It's not fake. You took me to olive garden and kept telling me about your Nintendo 3DS in between ranting about democrats. If this is the men on Pol god help the movement.
Fuck no. It was unbelievably awkward after I caught on. Took about 5 minutes before I started seeing hints, 10-15 minutes I was sure and couldn't wait to gtfo. Felt like everyone in the place wss looking at me and also knew.
Dominic Rodriguez
nice try bitch you know the rules if you want more views on your jewtube account you must post those tiny little tits for us.
Landon Morales
nice try okcupidjew
Juan Carter
The OP that gave me terminal cancer. The 'young ones' (pic related) being boomers by ironically calling people who aren't boomers boomers. >Because we're the wild eyed youth of today daddy'o and this is a non stop rollarcoaster and we're not getting off at squaresville. Crusader girl. The guy randomly adding his age, next post blood type. Non of this is good. I'm going to bed. Let us never speak of this thread again. And if anyone asks, I wasn't here.
Ffs am I 14? Should I be banned for laughing at that bullshit Fuck you
Also fuck OP and his blog
Cooper Sanchez
sage
Sebastian Perry
Nice.
Kayden Myers
*SNAP*
Benjamin Cruz
No spark.....she will call you again. A girl like that if she likes you. You can totally manipulate her.
Angel Allen
I'm 26 now, how long until the 35 year old MILFs are on my dick? They all lust after me.
Brayden Reed
So she's not still grounded?
There was a fucking hilarious reddit post where her parents just flipped the fuck out not knowing what to do since evidently they have Jewish neighbors.
Christopher Martinez
Prove it. Make a video response to this.
Ps- you look like the type that would be into neck beards.
Dylan Collins
Kek this is so fake and gay. I'm so sure her scripts were written by Russian trolls and she changed her mind after meeting a howwwlocawwwst survivor.
