Answer: WD-40, or similar mineral oil-based lubricant.
Joke: what do you use to lubricate a journalist-killing guillotine?
Michael Wright
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William Williams
ky jelly
Cooper Rivera
Joke: how many journalists can you hang with a single rope?
Answer: as many as you want, but only one at a time.
Nathan Morris
no for the guillotine, not for your viewing pleasure
Matthew Ward
Or you could just go shoot them like that one guy did today.
Luis Long
dont lubricate it.
Just let it drop as far as it will go and then jump on the back of the blade until the head is severed.
Oliver James
This, let's be practical when removing this journalist scum. You'll accomplish more in a short time with a long gun.
Mason Ramirez
WD40's not a lubricant, it's a solvent; I would go pic related
Joshua Evans
firecrackers
Jaxon Russell
Jacob Rogers
joke: theatrics are important to assuage the public, heads on pikes send a strong message
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Wyatt Roberts
>WD-40
>lubricant
You dumb fucking fuck. WD-40 is a rust penetrate/inhibitor and Water Displacement (ergo the WD in WD-40) fluid and is not oil based. It is terrible as a lubricant.
Use 3-In-1 oil at the very least or your hinges will squeak again in days.
Thomas Russell
Them doing something embarrassing, pulling out my camera and uploading that shit to the internet.
Owen Myers
Bacon grease
Jack Murphy
Nice try glowing nigger.
John Bell
Not good for machines. It will turn and stink.
David Sanders
a glass of caveman
Carter Martin
This is pathetic. You can't pull this shit off if you don't understand the mindset. Try harder spook.
Asher Foster
KY
James Carter
oh no Kek, I was kidding, it was a joke
shit ***He***'s here
Jordan Flores
oh no op is at it again
Alexander Torres
The uncleaner the better send em straight to hell
Eli Peterson
Ballistol duh fucking nu-pol
Kevin Gutierrez
>Not getting the one in the cartridge shaped bottle
>Not going to walmart and seeing it in the firearms section and wondering who didn't read the label.
Ryder Hill
Soap
Jonathan Gray
>Digits of destiny
Heads on pikes it is.
Tyler Carter
I prefer a good wall to line them up against to be shot. Then you leave the bullet pocked wall as a monument to saving the west from the Lugenpresse
Zachary Sullivan
if it must be, it shall be
Carter Sanders
Semen
Asher Adams
Pikes might be the way to go..
Nolan Brown
Why not just use it on all the fat Journalists first, then it should be greased up nicely for the rest of the gig?
Ryder Jones
Hello huffpo
Austin Gray
it definitely is oil based. read the msds if you need convincing, page 2.
files.wd40.com
WD40 is comparable to diesel or kerosene in lubricity (i.e. not very) but it is there.
Josiah Garcia
I support this.
“””Journalists””” should know their place.
Daniel Harris
How do you know when a journalist is well hung? When you can't fit your finger between the neck and the rope.
Dylan Gutierrez
seems inefficient
Andrew Scott
we need to figure out a way to redirect the mentally ill into newsrooms instead of schools and churches