>That is what a church in Spain discovered after hiring an arts and crafts teacher to freshen up a 16th-Century wooden sculpture of St George.
>Cultural officials have blasted the botched attempt as "frightening".
>"We cannot tolerate more attacks on our cultural heritage," Spain's art conservation association (ACRE) said in a statement. "It shows a frightening lack of training of the kind required for this sort of job."
bbc.com
What did (((they))) mean by this?
its not like the original was an amazing masterpiece
it had 500 years of history tho
It was a priceless cultural relic. The original artist had far more talent than the hack who botched it.
Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas... Amén.
thanks affirmative action!
He cute
Removing white culture one painting at a time
Are you the insurance company kike? Your country didn't exist when they painted it.
tfw you've been lied to your entire life about people that draw stuff tho, and it's actchkually exactly the same, except different
t.kike
Would be fucking awesome if it was the same person. Her later work shows at least some improvement :D
butiful
gonna need a quick rundown on this
The English are Protestant monsters and deserve to all be herded into camps. Fuck the English, they alone have single-handedly sustained so much rebellion against God's own Church. Death to the English forever. Henry VIII is in Hell, and Saint Thomas Moore is in Heaven. Fuck you, fuck your Godforasken Church, and fuck every last lesbian "priest" that has been appointed in its name. To the depths of the fire with every last one of them.
Rothschilds bow before St George
sad
>hiring an arts and crafts teacher
this is your brain on spic socialism
this wasnt the original luckily, but a recreation that she fucked up
> It shows a frightening lack of training of the kind required for this sort of job."
It's because art schools don't teach art anymore. Rather, "anything goes" is art now. A woman dropping paint from her vagina into a canvas? Art! Canned shit? Art!
it looks fine but only half done
I know, Spanish people are NOT White, that was so fucking dumb. If they weren't fucking retarded brown people they would have hired a scientist to analyze the pigments and, clearly the original had rosey cheeks.
kek
>she
>Her
OH NOW I KNOW WHY THE ARTIST WAS SUCH A SHITTY PERSON
hahahaha
>hiring an arts and crafts teacher
Those cheap spaniards. Where this fucker work ? highschool ? I don't think you can find lot of people who can "freshen up a 16th-Century wooden sculpture". The average westernian "artist" doesn't know how to draw or have any technical skills. Pic related is what a 2018 artist can provide.
Ayyy lmao
Spain has a capitalist friendly fiscal policy of taxation.
el ameripuerco rimbombante obeso + la negación del todo poderoso = el gran mexicoamericano destructor de todo
el gran mexicoamericano destructor de todo + el asqueroso morador del pantano = el verdadero orgullo americano
el verdadero orgullo americano + el fin de los tiempos = el zorro comedor de pecuecas
el zorro comedor de pecuecas + la gran porquería de gordura = el grandisimo chupacabras del orgullo amerigoyim
el grandisimo chupacabras del orgullo amerigoyim + el matador de cornudos = el chilenoamericano mortificador de especies
el chilenoamericano mortificador de especies + el infrahumano descendiente de negros = el orangután subdesarrollado de las cuevas de san juarez
el orangután subdesarrollado de las cuevas de san juarez + la goblinez destructiva amerioscura = el triple goblino de los tacos al pastor
el triple goblino de los tacos al pastor + la americosa hedionda de los campos de san martin = el satanas imperial de la mortificación racial de todo el continente americano
el satanas imperial de la mortificación racial de todo el continente americano + la entidad siniestra del inframundo + el americadiablo desayunador de almas = el cancro maloliente violinúo desgraciado de las tierras americanas
el cancro maloliente violinúo desgraciado de las tierras americanas + el juarez bandido de corazones rotos + el cáncer anal de tijuana = el americanistico recoge almas muertas
el americanistico recoge almas muertas + veneco verde de la savana afro-brazileña + el cuaje metecuecas pseudo americano = el catecismo infraestructural chupavientos de avena
el catecismo infraestructural chupavientos de avena + el goyimo israelista ladron de siclos + la mismisima destrucción del planeta tierra = santa maria madre de dios ruega por el chale
santa maria madre de dios ruega por el chale + argencano de el walmarto negro + el carcano inflaglobos del infierno americostronico = el chamal de los desiertos mexico-americo-cubanos
el chamal de los desiertos mexico-americo-cubanos + la grandeza padre de los cerros + el jacinto come diarrea amexicano oloroso = la costra del sur del cerro de amexica oriental
la costra del sur del cerro de amexica oriental + el bachaquero = amexigocho negroide tenebroso
amexigocho negroide tenebroso + el duende castrado de la cueva guyanezca + el animalote de san juan = el creaturón maldito del río pascual
el creaturón maldito del río pascual + la creaturota del pantano amexigochileno + el goyimo supremo distintivo = la porquería de los horrores judo-amexigochilenista
la porqueria de los horrores judo-amexigochilenista + el cuervo de las montañas comegente + la cosa malvada = el amexichancleto constipado de las cuevas del goblino tercero
el amexichancleto constipado de las cuevas del goblino tercero + el prepucio + el meximulato venecolombo judio de las tinieblas = EL SANTO ORGULLO DE LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS DE AMERICA (americano moderno)
The original doesn't even seems to have brown eyes.
We predate the existence of your "country" by two centuries dumb fuck.
>Magical sandnigger in space
>White
Pick one you fucking twat dummy
It's fucking crosseyed now.
Shut up your dumb burger face, dumb burger.
Entendí todo.
yeah that restoration "artist" really fucked this one up
Lost
Look at how realistically the armor is done. Almost as if it's a solid object, almost as if it were rendered by computer. The face too looks rendered, though comically. Why does the perspective appear different? As if there was no attempt to preserve the original but instead reinterpret the art altogether?