Why do all of the nu male smiles have a beard?

Why do all of the nu male smiles have a beard?

Is it wrong to have a beard, Jow Forums?

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those are not "beards" those are faggots who haven't shaved for a week.

a beard is something that takes months to grow and maintain.

Why? why the fuck they all do the same face? why?

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Males grow beards who would have thought.

Numales are important in the corporate heirarchy because a Chad business frat major needs numales beneath him to reach upper management and become a major shareholder as a board member.

Numales are tools to be used and stepped on, not competition in the social circles. No need to be alarmed by them if you’re Chad or pseudoChad

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I'm none of the above. Hopefully chain link moons.

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Go to the gym faggot. 6 days a week.

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I really fucking hate the falseness of the facial expressions on these dorks. To borrow one of their words it triggers fuck out of me

Preparing for prison. Facial is important in prison pussy facination....

That is pubic hair glued to the face at best.
A BEARD is manly, those cucks are not.

Really pisses me off because I've had a beard ever since I could grow one. About 12 years now. Wtf. Cant wait for this trend to end

Only barbarians grow beards. They are degenerate shit.

>Why do all of the nu male smiles have a beard?
it's the last acceptable form of masculinity on the left
>Is it wrong to have a beard, Jow Forums?
yes

>CL
Based

You have to stay calm ... never lose your nerves.

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>Is it wrong to have a beard, Jow Forums

not when you look like this

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>Cant wait for this trend to end

You are here forever.

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Like I said, 200% unwashed.

Stinky linky

>Shaving whole body
>not shaving at all
>Not shaving your face only and lettin everything else grow 1950-60 style

What are you? A faggot or a hippie?

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This pic is fucking with my mind, are they related?

Chewing hard food as a child and an adolescent strengthens the muscles of your face and the strong muscles aid in the development of your face.
There are other influences like whether or not your mouth breathe, your posture, how your tongue sits in your mouth etc.
Spending your childhood and adolescence sitting down and eating mcnuggets causes literal deformity in your face as an adult.
And, when you have that deformity, having some facial hair makes you look objectively better.

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I grew a goatee until my mid-20's because I was a late-bloomer and a chinlet until like 24.

What is happening to many men is not dissimilar to foot-binding.
(FYI wearing shoes at all is also not dissimilar to foot-binding. Feet that never wear shoes grow differently.)

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The beards are only shed of masculinity they can keep without feeling guilty about it.

Who poses for a picture like that? Fucking creepy.

>tfw 21 and barely grow facial hair
>but my 19 year old cousin has a big beard
what the fuck?????

>your flag
>talking about others' history of hygiene

>Is it wrong to have a beard, Jow Forums?
no, but it must be thick. what these nu males have is called pubes.

>pic related
that's a beard

Lift weights, play sports, learn to have perfect posture, eat red meat, fats, onions, broccoli.

Fucking spooky.

can some /an/on debunk this?

We've had baths for two millenia.

Yes, take a shower and shave you fucking hipster piece of shit.

Not beards. Masculine cum catchers. Required of all real cucks you fucking racist.

yet never bothered taking one

and scarcely used them until well into the 20th century. but whatever you need to tell yourself, "m8"

there is some true to it desu but it shouldnt be called fear grimance is more like a socially incompetent, awkward, highly excited man children smile

They believe it will make them look manly.
There is nothing wrong with having a beard in and of itself.
That said, a beard is like many articles of clothing or other fashion statements.
Like a 20 something yuppie that hasn't been through a single shitstorm in his life wearing a tweed suit, a pudgy basement dweller wearing a fedora or a dadbod normie sporting a tattoo.
If you look soft and inexperienced without it, you will look even worse with it. It looks out of place, and with good reason. Every single one of these nu males hasn't seen shit. Everything about their body, their face and body language screams sheltered. Nothing they wear will hide that.

They don't go around believing that. They just HAVE to have facial hair because they look like ferrets and when they shave people say:
>holy shit, you look like ET, better grow that scruff back!
But in polite terms.

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its the new "place bullcock here nigger" emote, comes with the new expansion if you pre-order.

This man beards.
>plz no bully

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Fear grimace.

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Cuck face....baka

Got anymore source on that?