Grammar nazi thread

write in a single paragraph what are your political beliefs and why you like to browse Jow Forums. Remember you will be judged on how well you use grammar, punctuation and semantics.

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I am a Zionist.
I think that the State of Israel is not only a place, it is also an idea, and I wholeheartedly believe in the three extra commandments engraved on the wall of the Holocaust museum in Washington: "Thou shalt not be a victim, thou shalt not be a perpetrator, but above all, thou shalt not be a bystander."
Im here to support Israel.

My political beliefs are based on the fact that grammar is not a mutherfucking game and trying hard to have flawless grammar helps to raise your IQ and comprehensive reading skills. I like to browse Jow Forums because I like being roasted for being an ignorant pleb, but then again I have enough pride to take it like a man and improve myself.

And I am here to fight you to the death.

Niggers

You´re a Big Goy.

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>you will be judged on how well you use grammar, punctuation and semantics.

Why not vocabulary?

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Should be "but, then again, I have...". I'll let the misspelling of "mutherfucking" go as poetic license, but it calls for a comma afterwards, as well.

Source: Strunk and White

I am a Zionist.

Every time an innocent victim dies, I bow my head because once upon a time my people were an innocent victims. I have no desire or intention to adopt the moral standards of my enemies. I do not want to be like them. I do not live on my sword; I merely keep it under my pillow.

Nice.

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I am here to fight with you.

I be a black man an I stand wit my brothas da white people took all our shiet dey weak ass mufukkas stay to long in da sun dey skin looks like baked bread nigga all da white women be ours rightfully and we gonna get it in mufukkin racist niggas shiet

Fuck you fagget

And I.

I am not sure how I would characterise my political beliefs. I was an entrepreneur; I built up my own business, then sold it to take early retirement. So I am in favour of private enterprise, and of personal wealth and property rights. But those rights are, of course, social constructs, only possible within a society structure, and they come with responsibilities. So I do not think taxation is theft. It is the cost of living in a civil society. I beleive in Universal Health care, paid for through taxation. It is the onlys ensible and efficient way to do it. I believe in having a social safety net for those unable to work, and in having educationa dn training, including University level education, paid for at the public expense, since the whole economy will benefit from it. So I have soft socialist ideals, as well as Liberal, in the classical sense, ideas. I think I am on old fashioned English style Liberal. Not a Libertarian, (certainly not AnCap: that is just silly.) As to why I browse Jow Forums: I am interested in politics, and lately, mostly, to make fun of holocaust deniers.

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Politically exactly what this user said, but I also hate niggers and nigger-like subhumans like Albanians, so I'm in favor of strict refugee policies. I'm also not the biggest fan of women, but I like their bewbs and Jow Forums has some occasionally, without being the cancer that /b/ is.

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Politics are a group of ideas used to play the only game that matters in real life. It also sets up the stage for real human drama. Ideology is the justification you use to place a value on your life and others. It asks what are you willing to die for? What are you willing to kill for? It is becuase of this reason why I browse Jow Forums. Becuase they seem to be in on it, and see it as a game. And while some might want something more out of politics than just lulz, this is, in all reality, the best thing any user can hope for.

Please use proper quotation marks (“”) as opposed to the improper inch marks (""). Thank you.

I get ticked off when I see people using "less" when the correct word is "fewer".

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I'd rather try talking a Zionist to death. The last century has proven how easy it is to kill them with force: poisons, bullet, starvation... they fold like accordions. But to literally talk someone to death who can't shut up, that's a Boy Scout badge I want.

This makes my pants tight. Robert Bringhurst would be proud.

I almost feel sorry for you. Your mind has been stolen and clearly you have no ability to think not only critically, but for yourself. Puppet.

for you

In the second chapter of the Communist Manifesto, Marx and Engels state that it is the goal of the Communists to abolish: 1. 'countries and nationalities'; 2. 'the family'; 3. 'all religion and all morality'; 4. 'eternal truths, such as Freedom, Justice, etc.' To this day, this is the goal of the Communists. You hear this in Hillary Clinton's statement about the 'basket of deplorables.' You hear this in the popular Antifa chant: 'Racist, sexist, anti-gay! Neo-Nazis go away!' The racist is he who believes in countries and nationalities. The sexist is he who believes in the family. The anti-gay is he who believes in religion and morality.
The rightist is he who believes in eternal truth.
A distinctive feature of the Right is the belief in an innate human nature. Nationality is organic. Family is organic. Religion and morality are organic. The Right believes that abolishing these things is not only undesirable, but impossible. These things are born out of man's biology, not his society. Biological realities cannot be destroyed by mere activism, societal pressure and propaganda. Therefore, the rejection of innate human nature is the basic axiom of the Left. If human nature exists, then man cannot be wholly transformed at their will, then society cannot be wholly transformed at their will, then their revolution is doomed to fail.
The far-Right goes further, and seeks to analyse how and why Communism and the Left came to exist. The far-Right notes that Karl Marx, who created Communism, and Vladimir Lenin, who implemented it, were both Jewish. Who are these self-identified Jews? An endogamous group who claim to be the literal and spiritual heirs of the Pharisees. Who were the Pharisees? They were a sect of Second Temple Judaism, like the Christians. The particular distinction of the Pharisees was their single-minded opposition to Greek culture, which began to affect Jewish society following Alexander's conquest of the country.

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me shitting on all of this dumb.

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This essential idea remains the focus of the Pharisees today. The modern Pharisaic Jew is obsessed with the continued existence of unadulterated Jews and unadulterated Jewishness. In many ways, the Pharisaic Jew is a proto-far-Right ideologue. This Pharisaic strategy became very successful with the onset of globalised, capitalistic modernity.
Jews like Marx and Lenin realised that by exacerbating the alienation of modernity, the Jews' competitive advantage would increase. Thus, Communism and ancillary 'Left-wing' political movements were created to facilitate this. Mankind was to be atomised, with no nation, no family, and no religion from which to draw strength. Completely alone and defenceless against powerful and well-organised Jewry, the modern man is nevertheless instructed to revel in his 'individualism' and 'liberty.' In a less sophisticated manner, all other non-Western groups who squat in Western countries, as the Jews have for millennia, have realised that supporting the Left is in their best interest. The Jews have gladly accepted this alliance, just as they have gladly accepted the alliance of Westerners in propagating this same ideology in all other parts of the world.
What, then, ought to be our countermanifesto, in light of this attack? The just course of action is the imposition of the weapon of Communism upon the Jews themselves. The Jewish nationality is to be abolished. The Jewish family is to be abolished. The Jewish religion is to be abolished. Jewish morality is to be abolished.
Only by doing these things can the eternal falsehood that is Communism be abolished.

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Fuck you for interrupting me cunt.

Hi, I'm a black person who is very triggered by some of the things I've read here. Like legitimately, I'm mortally wounded by the absolutely vile things I've read here. My feelings are hurt, I feel sad, and an assortment of other emotions that probably haven't even been discovered by science yet. I have a few Jewish friends as well, and they're even more upset than I am. I'm legitimately concerned that he may commit suicide after what he's read here. I don't want to lose my best friend. It's just not fair.

And it's all the fault of you nutbars here on Jow Forums. I thought that a minimally moderated, anonymous internet message board would have a bit more class than this, but it would seem I've been sorely mistaken. As a black person, I feel so hurt and betrayed by a community that I thought I could trust...

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and cry and drown my sorrow binging on something other than fried chicken and watermelon, because I don't eat fried food and the watermelon isn't very juicy or flavorful this time of year.

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I hates me them nigras, Jews, and fags. They ought get out of here.