MONSTER DRINKS ARE A COMMIE PSYOP

>falling for the poison energy drink meme
kek

666 therion shit. Takes like shit. Bad for you. Sugar is an endocrine poison. Artificial sweeteners blow out your taste buds and makes shit taste less sweet. Coffee has no sugar or any other bullshit. Drink black coffee if you need caffeine

who the fuck is gonna buy this caffeinated battery acid because of one of the worst memes of 2018? kill yourself my man

nothing. moderation has totally ceased to be effective on pol.

Monster "Assault" info that's printed on the can:
>At Monster we don’t get too hung up on >politics. We’re not for “the War”, against “the >War” or any war for that matter.

>We put the “camo” pattern on our new >Monster Assault can because we think it looks >cool. Plus it helps fire us up to fight the big >multi-national companies who dominate the >beverage business.

>We’ll leave politics to the politicians and just >keep doing what we do best – make the >meanest energy drinks on the planet!

>Declare war on the ordinary! Grab a Monster >Assault and Viva La Revolution!

>Viva La Revolution

>At Monster we don’t get too hung up on politics.
>Declare war on the ordinary! Grab a Monster Assault and Viva La Revolution!
>Viva La Revolution

never understimate the power of a shitty meme

I am actually impressed by this monster faggots doing this, it shows they know that memes control reality

monster assault

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It's kind of an old meme though. If anything they found it already existing and decided to run with it to get a sales bump.

STOP WHAT?

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>Plus it helps fire us up to fight the big >multi-national companies who dominate the >beverage business.
What?
Do they not realize they themselves are a big multi-national corporation?

Ban assault energy drinks

typical crypto commie shit

>i dont care about politics
>communism isnt politics, its beyond politics

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best strategy ever, you go with the flow, using existing precoursor memes makes it all seem "organic" they are a "natural" company after all HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

even so i made this thread i want a fucking energy drink so bad

i am fucked, maybe i should just go back to booze

Honestly, unless I missed something obvious, that is the most political statement Monster has made.

mix booze and energy drinks. it's the goy way

lmao

No shit. Monster piss might be the biggest numale shit I have ever seen.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Sacks
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilton_Schlosberg

Both the CEO and President are jews. That's all I need to know to stay away.

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>not drinking rockstar revolt lime

ISHIGGYDIGGY

mosnter has this for the 1488 crowd:
Uber: [oo-ber} From the German, meaning superior, above the norm, or the ultimate.

UberMonster [ oo-ber-mon-stir] The ultimate energy brew from Monster. Produced using proprietary German brewing technology which converts malt sugar into organic acids. The resulting “Bio-Activated” energy brew has a clean, crisp taste without any alcohol.

Cheers, this energy brew’s for you!

Cheers, this energy brew’s for you!

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everytiem

>schlosberg

ive never seen a more jewish name

This
Like www

There's 3 of those symbols, so is Monster saying buy our 666 brand?

Monsters are gross, but that 22 year old boomer and /sips/ memes are funny as fuck.

monster ultra is shit tho nigga, NOS and full throttle are where its at

It's a shame we all laughed at this...

Those "claw marks" are literally hebrew symbols for 6. 666.

youtu.be/bntfUA6TmLs

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Now go search for his picture.

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being this ass blasted by the boomer meme.

oh and on the "ultra" line, they are all colored names, i.e. "ultra blue" "ultra purple" "ultra black", but the white one is "zero ultra"

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what that pin on the right jew?

youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs
youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs
youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs

and no plus ultra

thats a real shame

the logo represents 666
It is the 6th letter of the hebrew alphabet 3 times not an M

representing their brand of MONSTER and the logo is 666 vav vav vav, make your own conclusions mane

uber mk ultra

>Not drinking pipeline punch in the current year

Just going to leave this here.

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>make a retard bait thread
>use low grade bait

Let me help you.

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>Monster
>not melting your stomach lining by pounding Rip-Its 12 times a day

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oh hrmm, i must have missed that.

By Rip It.
Nick Caporella, CEO of National Beverage corporation is a huge Trump supporter.

Yes, Red Bull is the official drink of Jow Forums

I saw a 23 year old with a waste line like THIS. And i’m supposed to believe they stopped making The Boomer Model after 1965? Yeah fucking right.

Boomerism is a cancer and it could destroy Americanism. Fuck Denim...

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Fucking faggot boomer, can’t you tell the meme is making fun of people that drink monster?

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>still drinking caffeine
>not taking prescribed amphetamines like a superior being should

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I only have a white can of monster so when I go to the gym I get recognized by fellow Jow Forumsizens.

t. zoomer

monster is owned and created by jews. thats why they sell it everywhere

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Surprise surprise, it's ULTRA WHITE

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Always thought this Monster drinks are only in USA and rest of western world since I never seen it here before but in last year this shit is everwhere and popular youtubers shilling it as well, they even made some retarded slogan "dupnij se Monsterka" which could be translated as "hit the Monster in ass". Fucking hate taste of energy drinks so I don't buy any of this shit.

that reads like the back of a (((ben and jerry))). why do jews do this?

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Idk what your point is. I was an active duty Marine from 08-14 and the amount of Monster sold to us ignorant ZOG bots was astounding. Im sure they cleared $100,000 a month from 1 store alone.

>"Camo pattern because it looks cool"
fuck those kikes

those three nails

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"Viva La Revolution" is just a popular phrase and is clearly not trying to allude to anything. If at all, it could possibly be a reference to "fighting the big companies" because when Assault came out, Monster was still fairly new.

I'm genuinely amazed that the vodka+redbullfags are not afraid of heart failure.

Get some loose leaf Yerba Mate and brew up some tea. Get away from the liquid Jew.

monster marketing team pls go

Take the Rockstar pill. It was founded by Michael Savage's (/ourkike/) son, and it's based out of Las Vegas.

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Semi-relevant factoid:

Michael Savage aka Michael Weiner, the Jewish right-wing shock jock, is the father of the founder of Rockstar Energy drinks, so his son is a literal billionaire.

I'm kinda ambivalent about it, Savage can be pretty based at times, and kinda jewy at other times

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Fug too late

Rockstar shills please leave.

I've been telling you whelps for a while, Savage was so right wing back during the Obama days that he was banned from Britain and blackballed by the rest of the conservative media. He's only been allowed on Fox News recently because everything has been shifting so hard right in the US, and Trump has shifted the Overton Window. Now a lot of the Boomercons are, "Yeah, Savage was right about everything. Obama was a fraud who lied about his Harvard professorship, ancestry, agenda, and is in his heart a dyed-in-the-wool communist. It really was that bad."

Real patriots drink Rip It

I used to like them a lot, just going off what I remember now.

I'd rather have rockstar shlls than monster shills.
When will Jow Forums get a redbull sponsorship?

Caffeine is a corporate trick to get you hooked and make you a dependent consumer who will give up shekels daily for your fix. Overcome it or forever be a drug addict pleb

This is schizophrenia.

rip this.

**BRAAAAAAAAAPPPP*

Fuck you I bet you bought that whole box.

Coffee is bad for you

Drink water. Drink at least 500mL per hour and 1000 mL if you're in the desert. Water will make you whiter looking and more energetic

You only think you get more energy but only water can do that

B vitamins give you an energy boost.

this shit is super unhealthy for you
STOP DRINKING SODAS AND ENERGY DRINKS
You'll see that by only quitting sugary drinks you'll lose weight.

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this was the best monster
all other monsters are trash

The 6th letter meaning 'hook' as in to connect literally www is 666 the beast from the earth whose name or number is www (666) connect connect connect the Internet the smartphone the mark, object of obsessive devotion Rev 13 : 16-17 Exodus 13 : 16-17

completely off topic, however, being a christian one has to wonder if you aren't right on the mark

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some fucking jew at monster took one look at /s/o/y/l/e/n/t's success entirely based off of Jow Forums accidentally shilling their product everywhere, and decided to stir this shit up about 30 year old boomers with monsters, and it worked better than they could have ever dreamed. You retards are so easily influenceable.

>he thinks soilent was that successful
>he thinks its because of the soi meme on Jow Forums
retard

There's lidl in America? I thought we only had Aldi.
You don't need some Zionist occupied beverage just to function either way though.

It either a number or a name, 666 or www. Not just 666.

I am please stop using your phone dont get the internet ID

And also its not me, its not me thats doing this

Start drinking ~5litres/day minimum or even higher if you're in Israel/Syria

Green plants deplete deuterium – vegetables are deuterium depleted.
Nuts are full of fat and protein and not sugar – nuts are deuterium depleted.
Grass-fed animals are deuterium depleted – grain-fed animals are not.

Damn kids and their fourchannel conspiracies about sodas

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>guys go to Starbucks instead, that's way less cucked!
>guys brew your own coffee from beans some columbian pissed in, that's way less cucked!
>guys drink water filled with birth control, that's way less cucked!

I can have my sipz and throw communists from helicopters.