This test tries to guess your political views based on your morals

I also kekd at this question, poor fags btfod

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Gdamn Steve

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Your scores:
Care 56%
Loyalty 36%
Fairness 64%
Authority 67%
Purity 72%
Liberty 58%

Your strongest moral foundation is Purity.

Your morality is closest to that of a Conservative.

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>first question
>In sex education class, the students are taught that since the sexes are equal, the girls should sleep with as many guys as they want without fear of being considered "sluts."

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Care 72%
Loyalty 39%
Fairness 58%
Authority 56%
Purity 61%
Liberty 89%
Your strongest moral foundation is Liberty.
Your morality is closest to that of a Conservative.

So who fucked their sister?

This is annoying, there are two distinct statements here which one am I supposed to rate?

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>(((Iyer)))

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I laughed at that one. It was a straight up ok for me.

No one else is a libertarian here?

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Left-Liberal

I'm still voting for Trump in 2020.

Care 56%
Loyalty 50%
Fairness 64%
Authority 69%
Purity 75%
Liberty 81%
Your strongest moral foundation is Liberty.
Your morality is closest to that of a Conservative.

Sounds about right

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The final one, because the final statement is in the context of the first statement. I agree that it's poorly done.

Conservatives care, apparently.
I even said the Muhammad ban was okay (first green pip)

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I think the questions involving sex are situated so far to the amoral degenerate left that we're not even getting honest scores.
>"Dating three years without marriage....(some other stuff)"
The whole situation is already strongly not okay
>Use of birth control....also brother-sister fucking?
like holy shit

ya i just closed the window at like halfway

cool, yet another once in a lifetime opportunity to contribute to the forging of my chains.

the only white answer

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Weak spirited cucks

Whether its okay for John to wear white shoes.

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Your scores:
Care 42%
Loyalty 69%
Fairness 81%
Authority 56%
Purity 72%
Liberty 83%
Your strongest moral foundation is Liberty.

Your morality is closest to that of a Conservative.

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Individual Freedom is the only morality

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I got libertarian too.

Mine is below, though Libertarian may be an understatement

gf got left-liberal what do?
mind you she still voted nationalist anti-immigration party.

Who /LibertyConservative/ here?

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>t. phycopath

>care 17%

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Well, I got the same liberty as you

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When I read this I knew it was trolling.

Your scores:

Care 61%
Loyalty 69%
Fairness 69%
Authority 72%
Purity 78%

Liberty 92%

Your strongest moral foundation is Liberty.

Your morality is closest to that of a Conservative.

"Your strongest moral foundation is Care.

Your morality is closest to that of a Conservative."

cba to screencap

oh forgot:

Care 97%
Loyalty 44%
Fairness 69%
Authority 61%
Purity 89%

Liberty 75%

I got that.

At least it isn't rigged to combine care and liberalism like many others are. Literally just a "If you don't care, you are right wing, if you care about people you are Clinton's fangirl"

Its not about poorfags, its about nigger faggots who go out and buyout the stock as soon as that shit comes out. Fuck those people.

So today we learned that conservative are the most moral people? What do you know.

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Aren't liberty and conservatism usually considered opposites?

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at 92% libertarian desu. Taxes are theft (unironically), especially highest bracked of 45%

Why do you care so little about authority and purity.

It means you don't eat dogs or bash their heads in with rocks.

Bro this is a nigger thing. I can't tell you how many times a nigger asked me to not sell an item of clothing he was buying back when I managed.. a... hottopic.. I know, I'm a faggot, but still you're championing nigger behavior, not rich privilege.

Also lol at steve

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I had a hard time with that bashing puppyheads with rocks question. Better than letting them starve, because that's what I considered the alternative.

Am I based enough, Jow Forums?

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i'm offended it called me a cuckservative.

Care 11%
Loyalty 61%
Fairness 33%
Authority 97%
Purity 75%
Liberty 64%
Your strongest moral foundation is Authority.

Your morality is closest to that of a Conservative.

ha yeah I was like "then that bitch should make a craigslist ad". "I can only find a few takers" means "I asked around in my friend group and no one wanted them so fuck these puppies they don't deserve my effort". It's lazy people ideology.

based on morals? 100% degenerate sociopath.

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You're like the least moral person so far, soo...

Also, this. xD

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I'm starting to wonder if this makes me a sociopath looking at everyone else's results

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LOL 8% LOYALTY what kind of shit test is this

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We got pretty much the same results, user.

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This test is retarded. They start every question off with a preposterous supposition.
>Girl has too many puppies.
WTF, how did that happen. Who owns the dogs. How did they manage to mate. Bashing puppy heads in could possibly be okay in dire circumstances, but it should obviously be avoided.
>Sex-Ed class with condoms
Why have sex-ed classes in a school. Parents teach that. Blowing up a condom doesn't hurt anyone.
>Using old flag as a rag.
Is it some family heirloom? Does the family have some kind of pride in that country? Is the flag extremely worn out and ragged. I'm not so obsessed with authority I find flags to be holy and sacred, but being an asshole and purposely using a flag as a rag is an asshole move.
>Calling somebody an overweight bulldog because they asked you on a date.
Assumes "dating" is normal. Assumes both people are "good" people (I do not have that assumption in real life).

Also the test calls you a conservative if you just click next on every question.

I was considering the professional and historical aspect of it. What do breeders usually do when they get more dogs than they can sell? How did people kill unwanted puppies back in the day? Is this still a respectable method if modern means are not available to you?

I guess I'm just pragmatic or something.

It's using the American definition of "Conservative".

I figured as much, but isn't it still meant to be opposite of liberty when the alternatives are "Liberal" and "libertarian"?

I have a feeling this is a rigged system. I'm VERY far right, and I get left liberal...? What even?

Granted, all of this stuff was more on a personal level, and I'm of the mindset that you can afford to be liberal on a smaller, personal scale, but when it comes to larger issues like government, that's when conservatism is more important.

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Is an animal really worth THAT much effort? She did find a home for half the litter, so there's that, right?
I ended up putting either level 1 or 2 of "Okay", rather than level 3, because of the method of execution. A rock, really? Snap their necks, or shoot them, lass. A rock is messy, and may not do it right immediately.

>Test based on morality
>2 or 3 questions are in any way related to morality
Who the fuck cares about 90% of the shit this thing asked?

>High care
>High fairness
>Low loyalty
Why are you surprised?
Besides, being "right wing" says nothing as it's a one dimensional term and this is a six-dimensional test.

For some reason, in America, Libertarians and Conservatives are lumped together, and Liberals are the authoritarian ones. In broad strokes, at least.

This test has all three ideologies represented though. At least the authors' definition of them.

Now that is fucking hot

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I'm not sure I could answer most of them honestly. To me there were a lot of grey areas, a lot of 'what if' scenarios that needed further elaboration. I'm not even sure how tf I scored so lowly on loyalty given that loyalty and honesty are the virtues I believe in the strongest.

It's because there are only three options. Once you get to the WN or NS levels of right-wing, you start to loop back around to things that are considered to be more "liberal". Like caring about others, and believing in fairness... but for your own people, only. Whereas the generic Republican does not, and the generic Liberal claims to care about everyone (but I'm not sure they really do).

That's why I got "conservative". Because there is no "fascist" option in the test.

I'm balanced

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Well it's certainly interesting to see that play out. I've always heard that the republicans of today are the democrats of yesterday.

I also put honesty at the forefront on many of the questions, and yet I got a relatively low purity and loyalty. I think Loyalty largely is defined around your patriotism.

Care 97%

Well now I know what's wrong with me.

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>Left-Liberal is rated lowest on Liberty
this test is on to something

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I only saw a couple questions blatantly relating to patriotism, and my answers were always toward supporting the nation you lived in. This is a very strange test, I think I'll leave it at that.

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There's quite a bit to that "great switch" which really wasn't a big one time switch, but changes in voter tendencies over more than the last 170 years.

Auth: I'm not a government cuck.
Purity: maybe it is so low because I only used the -1 bad mark for most sexual "crimes"

also what the fuck is Fairness
because it sure as fuck isn't about being fair

>Fairness 86%
Ayy where are my comrades at?

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>Julie asks her friends not to fraternize with her ex-boyfriend Jake, since he cheated on her with other women. Three weeks later, Julie's friend Melissa is dating him.
Actual question from the test. Why would I give two shits about that? What kind of test is this, is it from teen vogue or some shit?

Here’s my result...

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And here is my girlfriends result...
Are we compatible pol?

And here is my girlfriends result...
Are we compatible pol?
Messed up last one

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This question confused me. On one hand, Julie warned melissa about jake's cheating, melissa took the chance anyway. If I answered "not okay" what does that mean? Is julie supposed to force melissa away from jake at gun point? Or is it 'okay' because melissa knew the risks and took it anyway? That's ultimately her choice, and melissa is the one to blame if jake cheats on her, because she already knew.

Care 50%
Loyalty 44%
Fairness 36%
Authority 69%
Purity 78%

Liberty 92% what the fuck is fairness who believes anything supposed to be fair.

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That purity score... You certainly picked a good one.

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yeah i had trouble interpreting than one
i picked moderately not OK because if a friend asks me to do something, i"ll try to comply even if it makes zero sense to me because i trust them

Your scores:

Care 75%
Loyalty 61%
Fairness 61%
Authority 47%
Purity 28%

Liberty 89%

Your strongest moral foundation is Liberty.

Your morality is closest to that of a Libertarian.
> I didn't know I was such a degenerate

How is it degenerate to let people do them and you do you?