/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - the heat is on

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


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twitter.com/AnonBabble

Happy birthday, dispatch lady.

Evening Roberts

>three male blacks pushing a red jeep down the street
>user thinks it's stolen

welcome, Robert

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If there is another bread I don't think I can bake. This was a challenge. I miss legacy captcha

Good evening, Roberts.

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no sweat - up until at least 3am I can bake if the need arises

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>7 shots

>foot chase
>male black
>has a gun

FOOT CHASE!

MALE BLACK, WHITE HOODIE, JEANS!

DOWN AN ALLEY

Holy shit there's a foot chase. Male black hoodie.

Thanks leafbro. Need to make a new pastebin with bingo cards, but I don't want to mess it up. I'm using pastebin.com/pD418Eky and adding. But I only added my original bingo cards. There's a ton of other oc out there.

Next image up

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Happy birthday, sassy.

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Chicago is hopping tonight.
Jesus this is better than a TV show.

4th of July 70's electro-disco-funk mix

youtube.com/watch?v=wcp5C85KYv8

kys faggot

These legit sound chills down my spine. Fucking risking human lives by asking cops to chase these gun-wielding orangoutangs all over the city

Woodlawn checking in. Nothing but fireworks and sirens tonight boys.

>50 to 75 people having a "memorial"

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Not sure if anyone caught the
>three female blacks pushing a Jeep Wrangler
I must be imagining it

>Blood all over the floor
Aww shit

>there's blood pretty much all over

Wrong quote, my bad

But was going to mention that 4th of July will probably be the highest shit show of the year at Chiraq

welcome, Robert
you mean it's a quiet night tonight?

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> daughter called her told her not to come home
> "they're shooting in the area"

Actually has quieted down a bit in the last 30 mins or so. Live down the road from UofC hospital so it's only a matter of time before the sirens go off again. Had a shooting in the neighborhood the other night.

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>person stabbed
>possibly tied to something

I know. They're too good for us. We don't deserve them.

nice digits too

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>three male beaners tried to run caller over with a car and are currently waiting for him to come out of the walgreens

>check yo keys!

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dang - stay safe, Robert

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who would waste a perfectly good casket on Tyrone?

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That pic reminded me how good Robocop movie is. Must watch it again, haven't seen it long time.

Mandatory

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Just bury them all together at the end of the night

>group fighting with the Citgo security guard
>they have knives and sticks

Kek
When Chicago was out of money a while back that was one I made to dump the bodies in Rahm Emanuels yard.

Nededs a "Welcome to Africa" tag somewhere

I kinda like how Chicago white guys say "car" like "kee-yar"

Damn I need to start listening again. The best part is that the early threads were listening to the Detroit scanner. We switched over to listening to Chicago when it was a slow night in Detroit. That city has somewhat less crime (it's not constantly going off like Chicago) but the crimes we were hearing were more insane. A man making a woman drink motor oil was the biggest OC creator that summer. Also, Detroit police had much lower morale. Chicago police are fighting for their city. Detroit police gave up years ago.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/31564886

A historic thread y'all can browse for laughs. I must sound like a 30 year old boomer, I'm getting so nostalgic. It's gonna be a fun couple of weekends though.

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Except those are poos, not nigs.

this might be the gas station where they are fighting with security

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check out some of the other nearby snaps, they are all dindu action

>they gawn

Does it really matter? I mean, when you have literal designated shitting streets...

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>getting weirder by the hour

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>weirder by the hour

>"It gets weirder and weirder by the hour"

HOLY SHIT GET IN HERE, ROBERT.

>"Calls keep getting weirder by the hour.."

They're starting to sound like NCR soldiers in New Vegas.

came here to say this
checked

HOLY KEK

And to think I was getting ready to go fap and get some sleep

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We got feddies chasing a covert truck

>Patrolling the streets of Chicago almost makes you wish for a race war

My memory is foggy but the reason for switching was response time not less crime. Detroit stopped responding to shots fired. Was an hour plus response to shots fired.

more nigger fightin on snapchat

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welcome, Robert
yeah, it's probably my favorite action movie. even leaving aside the over-the-top sci-fi effects (which still look amazing to this day), you've still got a story of a man who is starts his new existence trapped into a Faustian bargain with the corrupt corporation who resurrected him. it's a solid story about him recovering his full humanity and autonomy.
plus the satirical parts are uproarious:
youtube.com/watch?v=QFs5JqjHuuE&t=49s

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I binge watched a ten part series about Chicago crime neighbourhoods some time ago. DiMagio something is the producer. Pretty legit dude. Send chills down my spine, knowing you are probably a decade ahead of us in terms of social developement.

Evenin, check yo keys

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knifey nigger practicing his stabbing skills

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cant make this shit up

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"6000 SUX...an American tradition"

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We don't have the guns but we have the craziness, definitely.

This. Also I could not be bothered to /CPD/ the pic up. It's just too cozy in the bed at 6:30 in the morning.

I watched it with some friends over the winter. It actually holds up to the years very well.

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>Detroit police gave up years ago.

There's certainly a few cities with more feral niggers and more wanton coonery but Chicago has the perfect balance of enough white taxpayers to support a big enough police force who still bothers trying to shovel shit against the tide.

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welcome, Robert
this looks like him auditioning for his 15 minutes of fame on /CPD/ just for us - that was thoughtful of him.

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All I remember of Robo Cop is that I would always get these toys with light up "eyes" and bring them in the bath with me as a kid and it would break them lol

never actually watched the movies. Need to add them to the list.

>stole his bike
>i be coming back

coming back to steal his backpack

tell me a story, Deutschbro - what are things like on your end?
here around Toronto, people are freaking out because the gun killings so far this year are double what they were the same time the previous year: 48 from 24.
which is nothing compared to Chicago, but we don't want that trend to continue moving in that direction

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You could be right, I only remember bits and pieces from back then. I do remember that when we first switched over the CPD officers responding to their first call of the night enthusiastically said "Let's go get 'em", which was really mind-blowing to hear that kind of energy after a week of Detroit officers monotone, apathetic responses.

>car being chased by a motorcycle

We have lots of girls getting raped and murdered. Lots of stabbings. Lots of gangfights. Ofc they say crime is lower than it's been since the last Ice Age.

>but we have the craziness
Like 15 years ago, I was walking with a friend through Frankfurt/M. When all of a sudden, some guy passing us drew a knife and stabbed the lamppost between us and him. Afaik, the city had (or still has) a crack problem. Spooked the shit out of us, as you can imagine.

>Male blacks fired 4 shots at a parked vehicle

ah ah ah

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Terminator/RoboCop 4th of July crossover arc

The original one is the only one worth watching. The sequel and reboot are fucking awful.

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Yeah Frankfurt near the train station is fucking crazy. Problem is now every big city is like that.

I'm not hearing anything.
Are they just quiet right now or is my feed broken?

I'm going in a in to a drunken sleep and soon a hang over. Not really posting tonight , but getting comfy with a blanket, tea, and Advil. I love you /cpd/ fucker....sleep well you assholes.

I'll keep that in mind. but I'm off to bed.

Night, Roberts.

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It's like a little slice of Africa right in your own back yard.

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responding to a description of white t-shirt and jeans:
>everyone out here has a white t-shirt and jeans

The scanner without the music was not working for me earlier, could be some wonky web page issue.

Might be your feed, Robert. Better check yo keys. I wouldn't expect more than 5 seconds of silence this time of year this time of night.

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good sleep, nige

And with that, I am off to bed as well. Got an early shift tomorrow. Happy listening, Roberts.

sometimes the feed won't work on a dirct link, and you might have to navigate by following the home page .. browse .. region map ... etc, all the way to Chicago Police

>seven or eight shots fired
>about ten shirtless gang members hanging around

Most of them aren't wearing shirts when it gets this hot.

I’m very close to finishing up as a CPD candidate and starting the academy. My goal is to get on the job and shitpost in here while I inevitably work the night shift for the first couple years. I’d be willing to make a trip if it didn’t jeopardize me or anything like that.

g'nite robert

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Yeah that got it. Thanks user.

you be safe, future robert!

you're welcome!

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