I miss 90s internet. What went so wrong?

>tfw I can't play Crack House Clean Up anymore

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mmm goodold times loading screen, music with no mute button. artifarty layout.

youtube.com/watch?v=YHcmX5YWpKs

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Nebbish white men created something excellent, then women and minorities ruined it as usual

Women and minority's began using the internet as ISPs strove to widen their customer base and make it easier to access for retards. Smartphones brought everyone who was too dumb to own a PC online, and now it's a shithole ghetto.

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>13yo_fucks_dog

Did you download it?

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90s internet sucked ass. The only thing I miss is the lack of normies, but that is why I'm on Jow Forums.

>Not using Frostwire

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The one with the boy or the ones with the girl?

>year 1990 was 28 years ago

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Jow Forums feels ahead of its time

>dont have to sign up or register at all to post, dont even have to give an email, you can just post
>anonymous to other users, people can't judge you based on past post history
>simple design that loads very quickly, having to refresh is quicker and more appealing than a "live" design that updates itself
>mods dont control the content, that just have to remove off topic or illegal content. its not like other sites where the admins/mods of a board have full control over it thus creating echo chambers
>posts appear in order instead of being sorted by upvotes/downvotes, creating more coherent conversation

Google
Facebook
Twitter
Snapchat
Instagram
Kik
Tinder

Essentially every big corporation owned entity trying to serve normies, and anyone else with an ego thinking their opinions matter and who are distracted by bright lights..etc..etc

2chan you mean. But yes, Jow Forums is far superior to social media.

That is how 90s internet typically worked.

>ahead of its time
kek its a remnant of the old way of doing things

Anyone remember this autist’s site?

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>not stickman sam
what are you doing with your life
youtube.com/watch?v=m83hRO9OrTQ

Remember when theres was websites for every little thing? It feels like nobody leaves youtube, facebook, instagram or any other corp owned websites anymore.

I remember sitting in school and I couldn’t wait to get home and update my website/forum and design it. Maybe just me, but the internet seems so lifeless even though there is more people now.

>stickman sam over Stickdeath.com

18+ to post on this site

Btw remember kazaa, limewire, and morpheus back in the early 2000's? Hell I remember play Doom 2 back in 1994 or 5 with friends over the net

Hi, this site is all about Jews, REAL JEWS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are kikes; and by kikes, I mean satanic pedos.

Facts:

1. Jews are reptiles.
2. Jews whine ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Jew is to subvert and kill people.

Jews can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off foreskins ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and oppressed that they kvetch out ALL the time. I heard that there was this kike who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the kike foreclosed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a Jew totally uppercut some kid just because the kid dropped a shekel.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Jews have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will Blacked your nation!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Jews are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Jews are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start cucking next year. I love jews with all of my body (including my pee pee).

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>Bob Dole is going to be President
>Bob Dole likes veterans!
>Bob Dole..
>BOB DOLE!
Bob Dole was a fucking easy win for Bill. Literally put there to make sure Bill won. Hillary could have beat Bob Dole.

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Self important jackasses trying to "curate" content, and an obsession with data collection and last: normies shitting everything up.

Websights don't need to be done in anything more complex than HTML.

Nigga I even remember Napster and Rotten.com

Jews tried to stop the normies from learning the secrets of Time Cube.

timecube.2enp.com/

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>don't shoot me man, I'm just taking a dump

Rotten.com takes me back.
Good times

is that STILL why you're here?

Who remembers Stick Figure Penalty Chamber?

>that scream of joy when the prisoner recieves water

Totse, megalomania, and even e-hentai when it was known as evahentai because they had a shitload(at the time) of evangelion porn. The pokeporn soon dethroned evangelion tho. 1998-2005 internet is the sweet spot.

And the Hive.

[keked in Hebrew]

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You're here forever m80.

just go to the drudge report
it's one of the most popular sites in the world, yet is still one page of raw html

>When you hunger for blue waffles

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Minorities* not minority's, you stupid fuck. How ironic that a minority speaks your language better than you do. Now I see why you have a superiority complex you fucking inbred.

>flash music from the late 90's and early 00's
Thankfully Newgrounds is still running, although a former shell of itself.

newgrounds.com/audio/

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2008 and then 2011/12 made it even worse with the smartphone normies.

>triggered by autocorrect
Minority woman detected

I remember that game.
Rob Lewis used so many great sound effects for his projects.

Something happened with the timeline 2008 and 2011/2012 that made people feel shittier.

I did all the glitches he posted in LttP and even bought a gold Ocarina cartridge on eBay to do the glitches for that one.
t. autist

KeK

youtube.com/watch?v=JK-XJe_8TRg

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Nothing autistic about thoroughly enjoying oldschool zelda. Best console games ever made, and arguably best games ever.

Kek I used to post in his forum. Pic related, Video Gamer X

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Anyone remember The Sims Online and Habbo Hotel?

You forgot the ".exe"

Scene 1:

There is this super rich stupid wh*te who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has pregnant wives lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a Jew. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these preggos come out of nowhere and the Jew woman has to abort the white babies. First she kicks this one preggo right in the guts. The preggo screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two preggos in the guts at once! Both white children evaporate. Every time the Jew woman kicks guts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the Jew woman has to battle the boss preggo. The boss preggo is huge. Before the boss preggo can attack, she uppercuts the boss preggo’s cunt so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.

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Do you guys remember AOL chatrooms? I used to LARP so hard in those things

>t. 31 year old boomer

Trolling was so fucking fun on those games.
>Pool is closed.

Internet

based and repilled this it was the jews XD

You mean behind it's time. When websites learned they can force you to create an account to post they couldn't resist the new revenue source from selling personal info.

>he thinks the mods here dont have an agenda

Adorable.

Jews are little babies and are afraid of samurai. If they saw a real samurai with lasers and everything they would crap their diapers.

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What am I looking at?
Are these female flaps?

Arts & Entertainment was where I met all the RPers I wound up knowing for over a decade.

Gold cartridge was precious for glitches but also for kino Arabic chant fire temple music and Ganondorf hematemesis

> 30 year old boomers sad their geocities Star Trek fanfic site is gone

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warnerbros.com/archive/spacejam/movie/jam.htm
For anyone who wants a whiff of nostalgia of what the Internet used to be.

A man posting from 2010

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Web 2.0. It's now normal for a popular website to host scripts from 20 others and it's fucking sickening.

Thats awesome, I only met one person irl from there. I think its because I hung out in the sex chats as a horny teenager though.

A/S/L?

Archive of midi files popular back in the day for gen z fags who have no idea what midis are.
angelfire.com/mac/midistuff/

12/f/cali u?

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>Ganondorf hematemesis
Just say blood puke man.

Consumers' desire for convenience and ease of access trumped everything. Interest-driven bulletin boards and niche creative platforms were replaced by large generalist websites. Instead of going on a Star Trek BBS and chatting with your pen pals, you now go onto Twitter or a YouTube comment section, shout into the void, and hope an algorithm carries it to a group of disinterested strangers.

modern day internet is great because it has this

twitchthottery nullifies the good parts of livestreams.

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15/m/cali.

What u look like bb?

The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of whites eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a Jew sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one Jew walks up to them and is like, “oy vey what’s your problem?” The camera zooms directly on a white’s mouth, which states “please forgive me master.” and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the jew’s mouth with says “No,” but nothing gross happens. The audience then sees Jew pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the whites don’t retaliate, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the whites look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the whites. But the Jew has Tay Sachs and starts losing energy/power and the whites start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the whites come toward the jew. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass Cadillac appears and a huge nigger busts out of it hard. Grape drink sprays everywhere, including the whites’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most whites are like “This can’t be happening!” The nigger says “Bid mood muhfugguh.” and slaps five with Jew pretty hard. And the Jew says “let’s dab on em.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the jew can’t concentrate, the nigger adeptly destroys society, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the whites all morph into this tiny diaper and the nigger and Jew morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the white/diaper.

Are there any good chatroom/messengers left?

I don’t know how anyone can tolerate whites after reading this stuff.

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I keep up with one community on discord but its just not the same

Just think, AIM only ended last year, until then there were still ancient bots randomly IMing users, still running 20 years after being sent on their tireless task.

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back when people knew how to design web pages. Now it's all these infinite scroll monstrosities.

RIP aim, I convinced the first girl I ever fucked to come over on you

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This. Internet designed for smartphones ruined it.

Smartphones unironically ruined the internet and society in general

Pour one out for AIM and that old Ronald Reagan avatar that came with it. Got my first gf by flirting through that thing, and then fucked her for 2 years until we went off to college. Jewish girl with a bob cut, braces, and a huge ass. Oh to be 17...

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Do you think there will ever be a backlash against all this constant technology? I keep telling myself theres a breaking point right around the corner but it never comes