Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - I need a hero Edition

>polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Enemy intel - Dönermann's Discord leaked
requileaks.github.io/

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=cB4O2xo6SIk

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Counter culture
youtube.com/watch?v=FWT2W8COstI
youtube.com/watch?v=j3LWdr3cJsI
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
instagram.com/wolfpms/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=GOCpLe1rGIk
youtube.com/watch?v=wZ66coDh14s

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=cTfya830TF0
youtube.com/watch?v=RmDA04PeOwI
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKks_BG_To

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
youtube.com/watch?v=BcgNvSoFY4k

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go to xvideos search 'ANALISE S'

GUT GERMAN GIRL HAHAHA

what a fucking lame meme to start with

Bump! Where are the fucking statements??

NO! Stop derailing.

Fuck off

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Merkel will likely survive.

CSU doesnt have the guts to do shit, that being said AfD will make some sweet gains

got a permit for that online porn watching?

if you ever would post something worth reading you wouldn't need to bump.

Press conference

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Esl_AbmnSM

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Esl_AbmnSM

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Esl_AbmnSM

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>Stop right there in the name of the Sharia law.

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Seehofer might get another chance here

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>xvideos
Pleb.

Reminder to FILTER and IGNORE
h6fkPTaY

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Guys check these Threads digits out, its a sign of kek.

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Seehofer can only win for himself and his party by closing the borders now and leaving the government. Anything else will deal a lot of damage himself, his political legacy and the CSU

reminder that literally nothing will happen

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Is anybody interesting in making a German Drudge Report? Just call it Deutsch Report, I have a website template already created via HTML and I bought a domain like last year, but I'm really lazy and don't read much German news (since I'm in the US) if I had a partner it would be very easy. Anybody want to help me out? I've compiled some relatively normie websites and a few non-normie ones to link with stories, I figure it would be easy to plaster pics of Muslim terrorists and rapists on the top page to get the word out.

We can split advertising revenue 50/50 , I speak German etc.

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Stoiber is there too. The absolute state of the csu

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Is it really happening?
I bet not

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wheres ya porn permit?

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What's better? Redtube?

nothing will happen, merkel will jew out of this again

Fucking get on with the press conference!

Just email Drudge and ask him if he'd be interested in having a German version of his site. Tell him you'd run it or someone you know.

im waiting now 4 fucking hours AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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yeah we realy would like to take advice from some burger retard about how we should do thinks

piss off you spergo.

Merkel will win again without doing anything.
Seehofer is just a big cuck who likes to suck Merkels dick.

There was still daylight when it started

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absolutely Entartet

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Perhaps Seehofer shot himself

it's not happening
csu has some internal problems but i this weak appearance of the csu will further strengthen the afd

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Cuck or 4D Chess?

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kek

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I could literally go to the CSU building and shout to them not to cuck out.

>5D Mensch ärgere dich nicht

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yeah that is realy something hardcore my dude.

do it faggot!!

You know the worst part about all of this...the whole thing is about rejecting fucking muslim invaders and barbarian moochers at our border. It's not even like there's something to actually deliberate and yet this shit is having the whole country in turmoil.

tell them to start the fucking stream already

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look at all of you wasting your time with this big nothing burger.

who gives a fuck about this puppet show.

Do it

Don't forget to yell "Pepe!" :D

DO IT!

Imagine a real crisis like Russia attacking...

I am going to go out on a limp here, but this problem was recognized by the CSU sun king Franz Josef Strauß back in the 70s already. The CDU is not competing against the CSU in Bavaria in federal and state elections, but they have never been enough to rule. This meant either a grant coaltion with the SPD or one with the liberal FDP.

FJS complained about this all the time, that the CSU had to secure the outmost rightish position in Bavaria. But he know that the CDU/CSU would need another right wing partner on the federal level to have a right of center coaltion. It never came to pass and of course anything to the right of Merkel is Hitler.

But the thing is that Merkel has demolished the party severly over two decades by kicking out all potential rivals in the CDU and fostering loyal following by office appointment.
The conservative awakening (or whatever those cucks calls themselves today) will have to cleanse the party, but that will happen, just as it happened after Kohl. Then who knows? The new cadre might open for support on the right flank?

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I hope you all know what is currently at stake:

Tonight, in the next few hours the CSU will either win or perish.

If Seehofer leaves office, submits to Merkels will or asks yet again for more time, their popularity will crumble and the voters will choose AfD over CSU.

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>Junge, willst du wieder Krieg in Deutschland
years of collective shaming and institutional indoctrination has stripped the countries off even the most basic common sense

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+++ SEEHOFER STELLT VERTRAUNSFRAGE +++

"Am I being detained?!?"

Even if the goverment would work, there'd be nothing to do.
Ther german army is in worse shape then after '45, literally nothing works properly, serverly undermaned and the few that are in it are either bootlickers or spineless followers.

Why would Seehofer leave? Why not instead leave government?

its a win-win situation

Police would probably incarcerate me for looking like some complete madman.

History is being written as we speak, tonight's decision will play a massive role in the near future

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Looks like Ferkel is about to win

you are worst then soccer fans

I'm not sure what you mean with that green text. As it is now war will be inevitable. Of course no front line stuff like back in the day but tell me aren't dozens of murdered wiomen/girls already a warlike scenario? Europe should strive to keep the war in Africa or the Middle East. Not inviting it in.

as i said, only the second version makes any sense (not that anything is guaranteed to makesense here tho)
he had got to get a confidence vote from ze party

If you don't do it, one of those SPD guys will step up to the balcony again!

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My team is better than yours.

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Why not? Would make them feel better knowing people support them.

announcing a live press conference and then not showing up for 4 hours shows the absolute state of the government
but it seems like something is finally happening?
there is some movement in the room

Breaking Merkel put Seehofer into prison because of high treason
Then she swallowed the key to his cell

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I'm pretty sure closed borders were the main focus of the NSDAP too... so never again!

Lefties are already celebrating

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They probably are in some room where they don't see or listen to outside. Otherwise media would probably take a look at the discussions.

Did they just say the PK is cancelled?

checked.
>there is some movement in the room
cleaning lady gets to make based statements in front of press

They just cancled it, right?

Or did I misunderstand what the Fräulein said?

Excellent case of talk shit get hit.
What the fuck was Seehofer thinking? Did he hope to sway parts of CDU to his side? The cuckiest party that ever cucked?

where did you get this info?

Would be even better, if they knew how much we hated them.

youtube.com/watch?v=xp6l59mZojM

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Someone explain why there is a press conference at 1am?
I haven't followed recent developments desu.
Is their announcement that serious?

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A women just said it into the room. user heard it too.

was hat sie gesagt? hat sich eher so angehört, dass sie nix genaueres weiß

Considering he invoked Susanna, the second option is much more likely. It was his personal Vertrauensfrage.

>t.

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Press conference got canceled

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We are deranged an apathic city vermin, this makes us superior

He already lost political power last year when he was forced to give up the position of Prime Minister of Bavaria and hand it over to his rival, Söder. Simply leaving the government is not an option, since he would lose his power in the party awell. Apparently the current status is that he offered to resign, however it seems to be a ruse to gain support for his course

I am still dreaming of AfD-CSU coalition. AfD is great, but they lack the experience that the Bavarians have

Thats what Im talking about. It is one of those nights where you dont just go to sleep, like US election '16, Turkey military coup or Paris attacks

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"I'm cleaning this mess up."

Breaking news from Germany: Merkel secretary announces harsh measures. Explicit talk about ethnic cleansing!

>people grown up in the city

oh boy, these leftis have another thing comming.

One think to have some angry dorfbauer who has no foreigners in his village,

another thing to have an urbanide who hates the foreigners around him.

They are literally debating about the future of the whole party, and in some extent of the current government. This time of day - rather: night - can be taken as another sign that this whole shebang isn't just mere show, IMO.

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Merkel interview soon
youtube.com/watch?v=OE8kF1AKl6E

nice, finally

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It's not the cleaning lady.
The cleaning lady wouldn't have such a nice Bavarian dialect.

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I feel so trolled by Seehofer, but still I want him to end this govt

Got also canceled

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just fuck you!

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the live stream stopped? what now?

fantastic!

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Live event on CSU press conference is over on RT. Let's see if Merkel says something.

GERMANS GOT KEKED AGAIN
AHAHAHHA

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yeeeeees finally

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