/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - ENDLESS SUMMER NIGHTS EDITION

One corpse so far not sure on the cause.

Thanks leafbro, pre 4th chimptacular!

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>female black is standing outside caller's house threatening her with a stick

>Female Black outside of caller's home with a stick threatening the caller and family.
You can take the black out of africa you can't keep africa out of the black.
>Male black stealing a bicycle

How old?

>stumbling down the street with a bottle of bleach in her hands

Check yo keyz rahbert.

>Kids throwing fire works at vehicles then at the caller who attempted to talk with the culprits.

>gunshot wound to the chest
>serious condition

Your robocop pic made me wonder, when are (((they))) going to make a female robocop reboot starring the beautiful and talented Amy Schumer?

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he wuz gud boi?

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hopefully the protestors dont find out

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Thanks a lot user, they hadn't thought of that yet...

>AH DINDU NUFFIN

22 minutes into real Robert hours. Chimpmas eve won't disappoint.

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look at this poor fuck does he even know where he is?

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Wait, there's a protest?

not yet but apparently it was a "teen" that got shot by roberts and they are looking for any incidents to jump on now

>Chimps have discovered fire
THEY'RE EVOLVING

Promising. Especially before the 4th

Where is Tyrone in such a hurry to go? This is a LOT of stolen bike calls. Way more than normal summer.

hey guys hows to goi-
>2 possibly stolen bikes on the side of the street
>neighbor's door has been kicked in
>shots fired at 4 6 and Prairie

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there is a hack to take the divvys apparently

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This is just last 36 minutes

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Had to google it.

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>female having trouble breathing and having chest pains

>3 shots fired

>3 shots fired

>THREE
>THREE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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>masturbating in front of window

>Trivia's 14 year old son is trying to force his way into the house
>if he gets in it won't be good for him

Bridgeport reporting in

>someone stole the actual dealer's plate

>shot a female with a bb gun

bb gun thats not a crime in chiraq... update when homeland finds a rocket launcher

>male black with an afro
>high on PCP and stripping in the street

>hi on pcp stripping in the street

Guy high on PCP running in street removing clothing

>teenager cutting their wrists, has a history of drug abuse
>brother with a mental history is missing from the nursing home

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Happy 4th Roberts, how many dead niggers tonight so far?

>four heads in the car

I'm guessing that means four people but you can't be sure with this city.

It's Chimpcago, not a border town, Robert.

>ROBERT SAYS "WHITE HISPANIC MALES"

Officer Google

I died a little inside when I heard that.

>toyota's coming back hot

i lost count
>crystal says she was unknown by a male black

>shot in the back

>hydrant patrol

> AYY WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AT?

>WHERE THE WHITE WYMEN AT?
FUCKING NIGGERS

>lost her bus card and wants a ride home

Bitch call a cab.

>nig yells in background "where da white woman at"

WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT???

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>son in law kicked down the door
>alcohol is involved

Tomorrow night will be good but so will Wednesday night, drunk nigs and bar b que. bone attacks inbound

>woman with down syndrome child and another diabetus child kicked out of house
white people dont have kids anymore
invalids can't stop having kids

>white shirt, jens, glass eye

>"gangbangers"

Breaking out the bottles
Prostitute having a slow night

>"man wearing garbage bag"

Hefty, no. Glad, no. Grocery, yes...

>OUR FIRST DUMPSTER FIRE

>Hispanic high on xanax in his underwear by the skate park

>4 to 5 shots fired
>Guy on medication and cocaine
>Something about fireworks
Never get old Chicago

Been a good night

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>lurking in the alley behind the meat company

Spent his ebt, but still wants ribs Wednesday.

Slowing down

>Hispanic Manlet was in store representing

>Asian driver vs parked car

Did I just hear morse code?

Yes and no, it's repeater id

I enjoy these way more then the other police scanner threads that link to sites filled to the brim with brazilian viruses.

Plus, I live here, so bless you guys.

Cool thanks

>"that's so sad!"
sassy dispatch alert

Rockford reporting in

>mfw this thread

This brings back memories of the first time we got these threads going, back when we listened for the first time in June, and for the 4th of July, with sewer niggers, fireworks, and niggers hopping over fences to steal from BBQ's

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>a truck driver urinated on her at the bus stop

That's why bodily fluid is a weapons bingo slot, kek

>body removal

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How do you like us moving everyone from gentrifying neighborhoods in Chicago to your neck of the woods?

what's up Roberts? Just heard request for body removal form...F

>82 yo dead white woman
F
Last name HERNANDEZ!!

I'd feel fine, rockford is comfy, not too big, not too small. Long as no hood rats move here, i'd be fine