Cat Ladies-In-Waiting Freezing Eggs Because Men

These Turbo Thots are getting off the cock carousel way too late and realizing men want young-tight-tang versus their saggy tits and having their souls fucked out of them already.
Do they question their own actions? Of course not user, they blame men!

jezebel.com/new-study-says-women-are-freezing-their-eggs-because-me-1827289508

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washingtonpost.com/news/national/wp/2018/01/27/feature/she-championed-the-idea-that-freezing-your-eggs-would-free-your-career-but-things-didnt-quite-work-out/
archive.li/la9rq
reddit.com/r/infertility/comments/65wwub/new_to_egg_freezing_with_diminished_ovarian/
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/nov/06/hope-or-hype-the-chilling-truth-about-freezing-your-eggs
thisisinsider.com/egg-freezing-failure-risks-2017-3
washingtonpost.com/news/national/wp/2018/01/27/feature/she-championed-the-idea-that-freezing-your-eggs-would-free-your-career-but-things-didnt-quite-work-out/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.54d9bc6906ad
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This fatty is mad because younger thots are stealing the rich dudes, despite her being a slut at 25. Bitches don't understand pussy inflation.

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This one is angered because men take advantage of the million "empowered" sluts on Tinder instead of her old ass. But MUH EQUALITY THO

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This had "a LOT" of sexual partners. Wonders why she can't pair bond.

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When in doubt blame access to younger vagina on Tinder

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You don't have to tell me your name but you have to eat all the eggs.

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do we really want these women reproducing? thank god I fire blanks now.

Lol these things are susceptible to breaking or just flatout dying once the woman comes back years later and wants her eggs dethawed or whatever. A lot of these women are never going to reproduce now.

I have no sympathy for these girls. Its so easy for them to get what they want, problem is for them theyre so stupid they dont know what they want.

They need a strong noble man to tell em what they want. Oh whoops thats really sexist huh guys.

Hmm. These all seem like shittier bait at closer inspection.

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>Men are unstable
Stop fucking black men.

I want to stick that tube in one of those holes
it looks so satisfying

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Somebody post the cap of the article where that one roastie freezes some of her eggs and waits a decade later to fertilize them only for them all to die in the process which caused her to have a mental breakdown.

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washingtonpost.com/news/national/wp/2018/01/27/feature/she-championed-the-idea-that-freezing-your-eggs-would-free-your-career-but-things-didnt-quite-work-out/

>In early 2017, with her 45th birthday looming and no sign of Mr. Right, she decided to start a family on her own. She excitedly unfroze the 11 eggs she had stored and selected a sperm donor.

>Two eggs failed to survive the thawing process. Three more failed to fertilize. That left six embryos, of which five appeared to be abnormal. The last one was implanted in her uterus. On the morning of March 7, she got the devastating news that it, too, had failed.

>Adams was not pregnant, and her chances of carrying her genetic child had just dropped to near zero. She remembers screaming like “a wild animal,” throwing books, papers, her laptop — and collapsing to the ground.

>“It was one of the worst days of my life. There were so many emotions. I was sad. I was angry. I was ashamed,” she said. “I questioned, ‘Why me?’ ‘What did I do wrong?’”

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Many thanks, user

>This fatty is mad because younger thots are stealing the rich dudes, despite her being a slut at 25
They actually operate on the assumption of solipsism.
They don't even factor in OTHER women it seems.

>jezebel.com
At this point I should create a wordpress.com blog and anons will start threads and link to it as a source.

Cat ladies are from the 90s.
Roasties buy dogs.

>it's always the man's fault

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>She remembers screaming like “a wild animal,” throwing books, papers, her laptop — and collapsing to the ground.

I came

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>What did I do wrong?
She asks the question, but if you tell her the answer she'll call you a sexist.

No, we don't. Nothing of value was lost in this thread.

archive.li/la9rq

There is literally a comment saying as much...

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>A Mother
>By Myself
>Happily
Pick two you retarded cunt.

>‘What did I do wrong?’”
It's like she's convinced herself so thoroughly that being a whore is somehow righteous and attractive that she can't even go back and question whether that was the mistake in her life.

Quite funny tbqh

>le sigh
that lonely cat lady posts how evil drumph is on reddit and thinks her ideas of governance are the only correct ones despite not being able to even have a successful life herself
its bc you've spent so much time here and Jow Forums memes are so accurate its fucking with your brain when seeing the real thing

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Reminder, there isn't a guarantee that the eggs can be unfrozen.

thats like step .01 to "oh fuck i think i made a mistake"
she's coming around boys. too bad she's probably 38 and 100% useless now

yeah it’s ridiculous

>wait til you’re pushing 40
>spend $25k freezing eggs
>only 10% chance of actually getting a baby out of it

roasties need grandma to tell them how it is and pressure them to marry young, otherwise they end up like this

what is interesting is that the trend of having children later had compounded the issue as many young girls don’t have a grandma around anymore when they are in their 20s

reddit.com/r/infertility/comments/65wwub/new_to_egg_freezing_with_diminished_ovarian/

>A lot of these women are never going to reproduce now
This, the success rate on freezing eggs is horrendous, I mean like REALLY fucking bad.
Shitty doctors just sell this service to retarded women who are insufferable, they know odds are it wont work.

>A study by the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority (HFEA) of women who used their frozen eggs in 2014 found that only 14% of implantation cycles were successful
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/nov/06/hope-or-hype-the-chilling-truth-about-freezing-your-eggs

>The ASRM says there's only a 2 to 12% chance that a frozen egg, even from a woman younger than 38, will result in a baby. Doctors collect multiple eggs, though, which increases the odds. Dr. Jane Frederick, MD, a board certified fertility expert in California, told INSIDER that women who use frozen eggs have about a 25% to 50% chance of having a baby, depending on age.
thisisinsider.com/egg-freezing-failure-risks-2017-3

>But the math doesn’t always hold up. On average, a woman freezing 10 eggs at age 36 has a 30 to 60 percent chance of having a baby with them, according to published studies.
washingtonpost.com/news/national/wp/2018/01/27/feature/she-championed-the-idea-that-freezing-your-eggs-would-free-your-career-but-things-didnt-quite-work-out/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.54d9bc6906ad

if I don't like the lady i'll fuck the thaw up

they could have spent $25k on the children they want
kek

>What do you mean we can't have our cake and eat it too?
The post.

washingtonpost.com/news/national/wp/2018/01/27/feature/she-championed-the-idea-that-freezing-your-eggs-would-free-your-career-but-things-didnt-quite-work-out/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.502af155a76b

>Two eggs failed to survive the thawing process. Three more failed to fertilize. That left six embryos, of which five appeared to be abnormal. The last one was implanted in her uterus. On the morning of March 7, she got the devastating news that it, too, had failed.

>Adams was not pregnant, and her chances of carrying her genetic child had just dropped to near zero. She remembers screaming like “a wild animal,” throwing books, papers, her laptop — and collapsing to the ground.

>“It was one of the worst days of my life. There were so many emotions. I was sad. I was angry. I was ashamed,” she said. “I questioned, ‘Why me?’ ‘What did I do wrong?’”

>do we really want these women reproducing?

It won't really matter. They'll either murder the kid. Or the kid will turn out gay/tranny and commit suicide eventually.

It's passive eugenics either way.

No, and that's a good thing.

Natural eugenics best eugenics.

>a LOT of casual sex

>not built for monogamous
she never even gave it a chance

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Reading that I honestly question the competence of the doctor

i don't care if they blame men, because I won't be fucking them once I've got myself sorted.

It is very common, what you should question is the marketing that pushes this shit onto stupid women, femininsts and kike doctors who are taking advantage of the situation told impressionable morons to adopt a system that was nowhere near ready for actual use and this is the result, not surprising at all.

Would you be surprised if genetic modification of children to give them red eyes and blue hair resulted in a 10% embryo success rate?
This is barely any different.

see

WTF is with women's expectations these days?

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the schadenfreude here is bittersweet, these were supposed to produce the next generation of whieyghtes

The kikes were making a buck at the expense of a thot's stupidity. They knew the chances were low but being good merchants they probably spoke with her explaining the process and using good salesmanship they managed to snag those thoth dllars. Brilliant if you ask me

>you will never btfo roasties out of their money

>why me?
>what did i do wrong?
If the posts from that article weren't cringeworthy enough.....

>no sign of Mr. Right
Dating site data show that men rate women on a predictable bell curve, half above and half below.
Women? They rate men like ... a romance novel.

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What the article fails to mention is the fact that a doctor will lay out on no uncertain terms that if a woman attempt to freeze her eggs when she's past the age of 20 her chanced of any of them taking is near zero. But so many women are so delusional they'll fool themselves into thinking they're somehow the exception to the rule.
It just like how all of these females parents told them to get married early because no man would wan them when their 40 but they just handwaved it off assuming that when they were old and blown out they'd still be able to find a "good man".

they can't respect feminine men, and they can't stand to be in the company of masculine men after their feminism brainwashing

>Implying women can estimate inches and circumference.

11"-12" length x 8"-9" circumference is like a literal horse cock.

A guy has literally his entire life to get his shit together. Even at 45 you can finally get a stable career, fuck, and have kids and a family with a 20-30 year old.

Women can't do that. They have until their mid-30's and that's seriously pushing it. If they aren't hitched in a serious monogamous relationship by mid/late-20's they're basically done. Every year that passes is another year their sexual value diminishes.

Women have become so picky with men that they'll literally end their genetic line and die than settle into a monogamous relationship with an average guy. In 6 generations it won't be a problem anymore, but there's gonna be a lot of 'wew lad' watching these retarded feminists go nuts over the next 40-60 years.

>‘Why me?’ ‘What did I do wrong?’
Tried to give nature the slippy dick, that's what.

better yet they could've paid a surrogate to have their biological child for them

>no man would wan them when their 40 but they just handwaved it off assuming that when they were old and blown out they'd still be able to find a "good man"

That is actually just hubris, they assume that the gender dynamic will always be the same as it is when they are 18, reality has the best way of biting arrogant people in the ass, it's how I know god exists.

It's an old troll pic, been posted here since 2004 and comes from an adsite that sells penis growth pills.

>mfw i move to the city at 30 and discover the tinder life

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>Women initiate the overwhelming majority of divorces.
>Men are unstable.

Meanwhile two articles prior.

12 year old girls fill the comments sections of Nicki Minaj videos, priming themselves for two decades of substance-fueled hedonism.

How do they end up on this path? Patriarchy?

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"These guys aren't settling down unless it's with the virgin they've been with a long time"
Based

Why even bother?

They're going to lose those eggs. It happened to the last roasties that tried this.

I'm gonna need to od on something today. I think I've been on Jow Forums too long.

>That picture
Fucking hell, how can one man be so boomer?

It is. AND the length of the tube is the exact length of the hole (only leaving the cap above)
t. chemfag

>lots of casual sex
>amazing breasts

Imagine if I just never stopped talking about the size of my massive balls or lats. WTF women.

>thinks her ideas of governance are the only correct ones despite not being able to even have a successful life herself
>its bc you've spent so much time here and Jow Forums memes are so accurate its fucking with your brain when seeing the real thing

Everything this man said is true.
May God Bless Him.

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Why do women forget about being taught about menopause? That shit is serious. Approaching middle-age, the rate of birth defects appearing in the fetus increases. What would you seriously do at 40 with frozen eggs?

>Why does she freeze the egg?
>No one cared about me until I froze the egg.
Why don't they just give up?

Its like they were made for each other

>I am the camel
This one has some decent introspection.

>too bad she's probably 38 and 100% useless now
Sadder and truer words were never typed here.

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Bullshit edited version you dumbass. The cervix has the same nerve ending sensitivity as a man's balls. Majority of women are 6-7 inches deep. A 9 incher would just bash into the cervix and fucking hurt. That chart is the equivalent of claiming all men have a fetish for having their balls bashed over and over.

Original:

>At 5½ inches long by 7 inches around you will be enjoyable (too short but very thick) = D.

>At 8 inches long by 5 inches around you are again enjoyable but not satisfying (big in length but on the small side for girth) = D.

>At 7½ inches long by 6 inches around you are very satisfying but not ideal (big in length but just over average in girth) = B.

>At 6 long by 5½ around you are on the borderline of being enjoyable and satisfying. Many girls might not be satisfied. It is a borderline C.

>At 5 inches long by 4½ around you are classified E: not satisfying

>At 11½ inches long by 9 around you will get an E from most women for being simply oversized!
Note: Let it be clear that the majority of men will fall in the lower-left D and C brackets. Grade-A penises are probably occurring in less than 10% of men.

>Never lose out of sight that having an ideal penis alone is not what most women will look for. The vast majority will prefer a nice decent looking man with a grade B or C penis (and some cash!) above a bum with a grade A penis.

penissizedebate.com/page40_ideal-penis-size.htm

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Thank you norway.

Hot.

Innate narcissistic/sociopathic/selfish tendencies because white women have been coddled and protected by white patriarchy and men for so long that natural selection never had a real chance at them.

Now that women have thrown off the patriarchy and can 'do everything a man can do', they're taking nature's full darwinian dick right up their asses, and are hating every minute of it.

I said previously, this is going to take a few generations to burn itself out, but it will. Men aren't marrying the thots and sluts, they're marrying whatever young decent women they can get. It's not that there's 'no good men' out there, but that these women are awful and all the good men avoid them like the fucking plague. On top of it, these women aren't having children - even if they accidentally do, they just get an abortion and carry on with the hedonism.

It's not sustainable and their genetics will disappear, as it rightly should. A thousand years from now men and women will look at the state of women today and wonder how the fuck the behaviour was even possible. The answer is "nature hadn't done its job on women yet"

>t. dicklet

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thanks. when im not shitposting i can be pretty accurate

Roasties sleep with countless men from age 15 to 30.
When they're past 30, they start wondering where all the good guys are, not realizing that the good guys are still fucking a new generation of "empowered" sluts, aged 15 to 30.
They brought this upon themselves, or rather (((feminists))) brought this upon them and they did not realize what was happening.

It sounds like we, guys, are having a good deal, but I would honestly prefer going back to the old way of starting families at a younger age. But it's interesting to see of every year I become more attractive to girls while the opposite happens to them.

you need to pressure men. Not women. Men are the ones who tell themselves they have all time in the world. My father waited until 55 with marrying and becoming father. Much too late.
Such men are indeed the reason many women stay childless and the west is declining.

>as many young girls don’t have a grandma around anymore when they are in their 20s

They moved away from grandma's judging eyes to be whores in the big city under the cover of anonymity. they literally avoided grandma's advice and then eventually ignored grandma's phone calls altogether.

Death Unto All Thots

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In this case literally. Anyway, women are playing a game they can't possibly win. Men simply keep longer than women do. A financially solvent, semi-fit man in his 30s can fuck barely-20-somethings until the cows come home if he showers them in enough false praise and money.

>the success rate on freezing eggs is horrendous

This is God fighting back.

>and "amazing breasts"
ya ok sweetie haha

CHAD males VS the virgin females
Men produce 1500 sperm a SECOND!

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In all fairness, this is in NYC. Go for a walk down time square sometime and you'll understand, what passes for a man in NYC is pathetic

Why? Freezing is an imperfect science. There is cellular damage. The fertilization process is unnatural. Forced implantation is hit-or-miss. Up to 60% of fertilized eggs just don't attach correctly on their own even under natural circumstances. Humans are shockingly infertile creatures; they just make up for it by fucking a whole lot.

The fact she left her ovum in deep-freeze for a fucking decade then was surprised they didn't work long after her reproductive system dried up and died is on the fault of the doctor and not her toxic womb?

>The odds are higher for younger women, but they drop precipitously for older women.

Well would you look at that. It's almost as if there might be a biological link....

>A LOT of casual sex partners
>maybe I'm not built for a long term monogamous relationship

YOU THINK? Sometimes I wonder if they ever turn their brain on.

>not realizing that the good guys are still fucking a new generation of "empowered" sluts, aged 15 to 30.
then those guys are not good because good guys would make sure that they don't produce a lost generation. And even repeat that with the next generation.

We're in a sexual Nash equilibrium, so there's not much more we can do.
But you're right that it will take both men and women to grow up and go back to a more traditional way of life.

>CHAD males VS the virgin females
yeah that's pretty much the problem

Ohohoho
Can't wait to see this backfire.

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>40 but they just handwaved it off assuming that when they were old and blown out they'd still be able to find a "good man".
my mother is 65 and recently dumped a cop who courted her because cop isn't high value enough

They disobeyed God. They disobeyed ALL of the Gods. It's as simple as that.

Seriously, can we just do eugenics for washed up cat whales? Then adopt the cats

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Those are some good lads right there user.

>having children later had compounded the issue as many young girls don’t have a grandma around anymore
People live longer. I think it's mostly about people needing to move away from family to take jobs or as required by their job.

Your infographic is shit.

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why are you guys arguing about dicks tho....unless you have a literal 4 inch dick sex shouldnt be a problem regardless...even if you arent as big as competitors...