Will ICEing be the new swatting? Will it be the new epic prank that zoomers do?

He cute

that thing looks exactly like the amerimutt

youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

Were you just pretending to be dumb?

You've just been iced.

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This is how you subvert them and their stupid ass protests. PRETEND to be pro-immigration, open borders, etc. etc. At work, at school, don't hide your power level think DEEPER about how you can fix this. If anyone anywhere asks, tell them that your pro-left, love Hispanic food, whatever ESPECIALLY if you're white. They will fall over themselves for you to be an "ally." Keep quiet, blend in, play the cuck role and just nod and listen while they try to spout at you. Keep the names in your head. If you're invited somewhere to hang out, remember all home addresses. If you meet them at school then go to hang or meet family/socialize etc. and see the place has 8 people living there one of them is 95% chance to be illegal. General ages (best guess if you're not positive). As soon as you're back home report as many as possible to ICE via internet or phone. They won't have a clue how they all got rounded up in one day. Rinse and repeat. This could take more than a few weeks/couple of months but the payoff is well worth it.

Better to start lower.

>be me
>at a flea market
>battery died in truck (needed replacing)
>asked a Mexican to jump me off (I had cables)
>He refuses
>Ask again
>No, no, and gets in his Cadillac Escalade
>Write down his tag number as he drives away
>Nice white guy jumped me off
>Called my buddy with Sheriff's Department and gave him the tag number
>Owner is Mexican wanted for immigration violations, theft, and other crimes
>He asks me to be on lookout for him
>Go back to flea market next day (Sunday) because I always go
>See same Mexican get out of his Escalade with his family
>Call my buddy
>Cop cars surround the area, wait for Mexican and his family to walk back to car
>They rush in and arrest his ass
>His children and wife are crying
>Make sure he sees me as he's being arrested, flip him off, and wave.
>Wife recognized me and starts yelling, charging me, hits me in the face
>She gets arrested for assault
>Turns out she's also illegally in the country
>Child services is called for the ninos
>Entire family destroyed because the husband couldn't fake being American enough to help a fellow American
>ICE gave the Sheriff's Department a plaque and they bought me supper for giving them the hot tip.

Hahahahahaha

What kinda supper we talking?

Outback Steakhouse

Noice. What'd you have?

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cmon kike, you think we are that stupid? Play as leftist in public so people see false illusion that left is more popular?

in cali theres a legitimate 'gang' of faggots that use a butterfly for their symbol
are they assisting the illegals now?

>it's real

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Why lie on the internet?

European cops would have prosecuted you, feels wierd to know somewhere across that huge sea cops actually do a good job.

I.C.E. > I.S.I.S.

#CruelSummer

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local restaurants are good too especially if serving Hispanic foods. Line prep, cooks, back of the house will park closest to the back of the building (since they're there before the restaurant opens) and you can easily scribble down a few license plates to get names/info when you get back home to report. Also hotels/motels are a HUGE one. This is probably a number one job that illegals try to fill because they don't have to interact with customers at all, just turn rooms. If you're staying at a hotel over the summer, the housekeeping will come in in packs and leave in packs just stand outside and observe the vehicles they come in and leave in and report them.

I want to believe

I love when they flaunt their undocumented status and get nabbed. It's so cathartic.

Damn it sounds comfy being an American under Trump

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I didn't say go to rallies or go to marches or some shit. You can quietly "support" them by just nodding your head and saying the "right" things. If they invite you to something loud and public, use your brain and come up with a half-assed excuse why you can't come. Do other stuff when you're around them. They bring you a flyer asking about some "cause"? Give them a dollar if it gets your foot in the door for fuck's sake. They can't do shit with a dollar but your fake virtue signaling will get you into their circle. The shit isn't rocket science.

I work for a major hotel in San Francisco. Tell me how I can contribute friendo

And then what? That's fucking retarded

LOL at that t-shirt.

Sorry Chicano, No Papers, Much Fear.

>you would be prosecuted for reporting an illegal immigrant in Europe
I'm not that blackpilled on yurop so it's hard to believe that.

A bloomin onion, ya cunt. What else is there?

Where did you learn english? From a Chinaman?

I travel a lot especially during the summer. Housekeeping will usually come in around 9-10am and you'll hear them jibber-jabbing in Spanish if you go to breakfast, fucking around the hotel before you go out to lunch etc. I've noticed they always come in packs like 6 to a car and they always leave around 2-4pmish after the rooms are turned. If the hotel has a restaurant inside it's even better because chances are kitchen staff being illegal skyrockets. Their cars are going to be parked in back of the hotel to free up the parking lot in front. Learn their patterns if you're around for a few days, when they come when they leave. Jot down the plate of the car they drive in, pull the info or just talk to them and ask for something for the room to get a first name. ICE takes most all these tips seriously especially since they're working under the table and a US employer is hiring them. Even with iffy information ICE or local PD will follow up on it and report back to ICE. Good luck and thanks for the service, I know I'll be sipping margaritas and sending off illegals at all the hotels I stay at over the summer.
>hurdurrr and then wut
You're either fucking retarded or an illegal yourself. What are you going to do faggot? Twiddle your thumbs and wait for the government to do all the work? Or you just want to discourage anyone from taking action against you? I have to believe it's the latter because $20 spread over 2 or 3 months would give you access to 20 or more illegals just by fake virtue signaling alone and that's a hell of an investment on getting all 20 of them deported. Are you too stupid, weak, slow to figure this out? The ends justify the means, Pablo. You can shitpost here all day pretending to be a Nazi, but when actual citizens take this info and use it, you're shit out of luck and it's bye-bye. If I could pay $20 for 2 deportations, I would drop $1,000 in just infiltrating their circles, getting 100 of them shipped off.

thehill.com/homenews/news/335544-texas-state-reps-scuffle-amid-sanctuary-city-protest
this is a good example to follow.

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My taxes already pay for their deportations faggot.

Seems like a lot of work when you could just go buy a battery and install it in 5 minutes.

-guy who used to get woken up by roomate for a month to juml his car until I started leaving before be did just to be an asshole

>muh taxes
And what about your duty as a citizen? You wanna sit around and jerk your dick all day complaining about no one else doing anything? That's fine, but don't be a little bitch when other people might be motivated to do more than actually starts having real action taken that begins to solve the problem.

it'll be the icing on the cake at most protests imo....*gun shot to head*

I did this and they haven't done anything yet... time is running out because a jew is trying to get married to him to make him legal. What more can be done?

DEPORTATION PRANK GOES WRONG

>buy a battery

You know you can recharge them right?

At least its legal!

>no papers
>no fear

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Good lad

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Yeah but if it's bad it could keep dying and needs to be replaced.

and then everyone clapped

Just because it went flat once doesn't mean it's bad.

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This needs to be a Jow Forums cause, like the right wing safety squads

Sounds Wisconsin or the UP of Michigan

everyone deserves a nice story with their coffee user

Wtf I love the nanny state now

This didn’t happen faggot. No way an illegal would assault someone in front of dozens of cops when her husband literally got arrested moments before.

Saved anyways though cuz I want to believe

>Mexican intellectuals

wtf i love jordan peterson now

Call them and tell them that they're about to get a marriage of convenience.

Do you buy new pants every time you shart in them?

the border patrol show was alright but it mostly showed the groundwork at the border. ICE busting communities and over housed homes would be gold.

>zoomers

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boomer

If they are illegal how would they have their info you dumb Swede?

k i n o

>No way an illegal would assault someone in front of dozens of cops when her husband literally got arrested moments before

sweetie..........

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>no way women would let their actions be overrun by raw emotions

look at this virgin

Report businesses

Hell yeah. I work help desk for a large corporation. Everyone who calls for help who doesn't speak English gets an anonymous ICE tip. Got to make sure they're not stealing someone's social security to get a job there.

I even called ICE about the factory farm at the edge of town. I always see Mexicans there.

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I'm not going to do any of that

I hate these bitches stereotyping me into a maid or janitor, fuck you bitch

They can get a ride home
Back to Mexico

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>Lol no papers no fear.
Good go back.

This. They get a heafty fine too.

Get these ugly goblins outta here!

Thats the only question worth asking
>Free food for turning in illegals, where do I sign up

nigger dont do blanket reports or you will make it more difficult for ICE

only report when you know or are at least pretty sure they are illegal, if you call ICE for every spanish speaker then you are diluting the real illegals with false tips

fucking nigger use the fucking brain

The factory farm 100% is using illegal labor, they advertise South of the border that if you can make it you'll get a job for below minimum wage. Remember that when you eat factory farmed meat you enrich the shareholders and encourage illegals.

Good point

FSB knows how its done

You did good.

wah do shit for me
Mexicans not your personal army

Shut the fuck up you /ptg/ reddit retard. The election ended almost two fucking years ago. Now fuck off back to plebbit and shit up that place instead of here.

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You have to go back

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There used to be a website for public reports of employers that hire illegals. Dunno whatever happened to it. I think it was wehirealiens.com or something. Need a site like that for even aiding and abetting criminal aliens for public shaming of the people that help them too.

imagine something like To Catch a Predator but with illegals instead. You know there'd be more than a few that show up to the house naked for some reason

Kek
>show up to Home Depot in pickup truck, wearing fake ICE jacket
>watch illegals run when they walk up to window looking for trebajo
>follow them
>report their locations to real ICE

>Live ICE
>Hosted by Vanilla Ice
>Sponsored by Smirnoff
>Each border jumper gets and then deported immediately

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And that's why your land will always be shit and why we don't want you here golgothan.

YESSSHH!!!

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Yes, they are. They risk their lives to get here and when they’ve arrive here in droves they rush to come serve us because they know their place. As soon as their usefulness has run out, they get thrown back over the border and rinse and repeat. What do you think Mexicans are? Human? Fucking retarded cuck.

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Oh so you're a tattooed guy between jobs with a lot of dough? Ya we totally don't know what you do you must be an engineer! Daily reminder that we're only fake nice to you so we don't get labeled racist. Someday the culture will shift to lunching you and the same ppl who smile at you will hunt you with their dogs.

Guess I was wrong about Peterson.

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Is this subtle shitposting?

>If only you knew how dirty the room really was