I just mowed the lawn at 9am while drinking a monster. I’m going to five guys for lunch later....fellas, am I a 20 year old boomer?
Am I a boomer, Jow Forums?
Merica!
Goddamn that’s beautiful neighbor
the other day at the store near my house i saw a guy who looked similar to the 30 year old boomer meme buying one of those white monsters
Now this is real freedom!
>drinking a monster
nah, you're just a faggot.
It's almost 9am here now. I should go mow the lawn before it gets too late.
Why aren't you wearing a John Deere hat and listening to Skynyrd
There are people in Russia and communist China that don't even own a lawnmower.
Who /pushmower/ here?
>TFW no riding mower
Do I have to get one to officially be a boomer? I have a regular mower. I don't drink Monster either but I want to be a 33 yo boomer.
You should at least get a self propelled mower.
>I’m going to five guys for lunch
Millenial detected. 5 guys, chipotle, and other high end fast food joints make no sense to boomers.
A boomer would have his wife make some hamburger patties and put them on a plate with foil over them in the fridge. Then in the early afternoon he would fire up the grill to cook them.
A 28 year old coworker keeps drinking them. I chuckle when I see them.
Represent
>being this new.
white monster is the last resort for the former drug & alcohol addicts, sugary sodas= death, aspartame sodas=death, drink pure water= death by boredom
OP here, pushmower is best
The type of mower you need depends on your lawn. If you have some tiny little cookie cutter suburban house with a little cuck lawn a ride mower can’t be used or you will scalp the grass. But yes if you have a bigger lot you need a ride mower to be a boomer. John Deere tractor would be most boomer.
t. 21 year old boomer who works landscaping with a bunch of literal 30 year old boomers
OP, why do you want to destroy this board with non-Jow Forums shitposting?
>implying it isn’t already ruined
Non-propelled push mower master race reporting in