Why are leftists so deranged about everything fitting their narrative?

why are shill and dumbfuck posting the same crap day after day ?

Maybe they just wanted to spend time being stoned together?

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Its like basedboys can't comprehend platonic male bonds without sexualizing it. Roman men also had a thing about loving in a non sexual manner other men whom they respected. Caesar had many people under him who would die for him. Maybe today it would be seen as gay but it wasn't sexual at all.

Theyre authoritarians who chop their childrens genitals off, simple as that

fuck off kikes

No but honestly, the OP is what happens when you're taught about masculinity by AAA titles and Michael Bay. It's so fucking gay. Americans on a board devoted to secure western culture is a contradiction in terms. Americans have no culture, only cancer. Hence the flag, faggot. It's so telling that whenever Americans want to legitimize themselves after being called mutts, they talk about their European ancestry. Europe is the west, America is a cultural wasteland, and Americans realize this, hence the need for them to do their own "WE WUZ EUROPEANS AND SHIET" shtick.

Fuck off.

Its still like this. I love my best friend like a brother. I love his kids and his wife. He is excited that my first is on the way. I don't have to be drunk to say i love you bro and give him a hug. Ive known him since i was 11. You dont get a friend like that every day. Bros for 27 years now.

>Its another eurofag derailing the thread by being obsessed about Americans

Corporations =/= institutions and citizen relations

fuck off with those five year old insults will ya
but we can thank america for the liberal world order and the benefits we reactive from it, even though usa decided not to give a fuck anymore

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Best friend is the godfather of my children and I guarantee you I'd carry his butt to safety. Heck if there were fire and ash about to kill us I'd hug him and tell him how much I've always loved him and appreciated him through all our hardships. We survived the hellish warscape known as American public high school together then grew up through our 20s raising my children and working out and fixing our houses and whatever else.

Bros are bros, bro.

Or they could just be males who in the utter panic and terror of running from a lava flow slipped and fell, embraced, one perhaps assisting the other or trying in vain to protect him... or any other number of possibilities.

When you feel the need to prove all day every day that your lifestyle is "normal", maybe it's not. Just saying.

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subconscious reflex > friendship

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It just looks like two people about to die embracing.
There is literally nothing gay about it.

Oy vey their penises are literally feet from each other. They were totally about to have natural, life affirming homosex when that cis scum volcano erupted. Don't be a bigot.

Look how far away their lower bodies are from each other.
They are are just two dudes about to die and even in their last moments before death, make sure they don't accidentally touch swords

How were those bodies preserved like that when there are skellingtons right next to them?

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imagine having a free pass to walk around and call everyone a faggot. You better be able to back that up

Pompeii is the sex city though.
Hell its the whole reason the Victorians stopped digging when they found sex with a horse.
Old news.

or they really were gay lovers and that is the reason the volcano razed the town
fuck this gay shit

>>>/reddit/

i would gladly hug a friend when we're both facing imminent death. no homo.

the sexual insecurities of this board is getting to me. it's clearly summer.

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Kek. I can actually see this happening. Fuck. Now I have to refuse to help my buddies or I'll be called gay for thousands of years. I smell a Jew.

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>The apocalypse is upon you.
>Go to /gif/
>It's all traps
>aww fuck it, why not..

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i've had Jow Forumsacks call west Asians (us) gay because of men holding hands
infidels in general, not just leftist, can't comprehend non sexual love
bunch of degenerate pieces of shit if you ask me

>Be ancient roman citizen
>Just normal day going about your business
>Suddenly Vulcan busts a nut
>Entire town is in chaos
>Smoke and fire everywhere
>Can't see, eyes crisped up like marshmallows
>Can't breath, lungs stuffed with burning soot
>Can barely even move with this layer of ash that used to be your skin
>Slightest twitch separates your shell of ash from the exposed meat-bed beneath
>Utter hell
>Blindly groping around in excruciating agony with the last moments of life left in you
>Thousands of years later
>Deranged faggots look at a field of soot caked bodies
>Immediately focus in on you
>"Look! His hand was on another guys dick! Clearly this validates my mental illness!"

>Remains of adult holding child found

POMPEII EMBRACED PEDOPHILIA OMG HOW BRAVE AND PROGRESSIVE

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Stupid Americans will never know what it's like to suck your uncle off no homo.

Men holding hands is gay you fucking degenerate. The only time you touch a man's hand is to shake it and you better grip that hand was superior force if you want to be the alpha.

t.degenerate infidel not confidant in his sexuality

If one of you scrawny sand niggers tries to hold my hand I'll bend you over and show you where hand holding leads. No homo.

When shit hits the fan and you're staring at your imminent death, you're going to huddle together with the closest person you can find.
I don't have a source because I'm lazy but I read something about how people who survive tragedies have a higher chance of hooking up afterwards.

One man and one man(woman).

>west asians
Ragheads and Euros like to pretend sandniggers aren't sandniggers.

This guy was literally jerking off.

I've laughed at Death before, but I never jerked off on it.

scrawny?
really?

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wouldn't that story also prove that God punished the city for having faggotry in it?

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>Life's about the end due to a volcanic eruption.
>People clutch their loved ones,neighbors,friends,family or total strangers so they don't feel alone during the time they all die.
>Leftist kvetch:Look!There's two men holding each other!It must mean they're gay and not anything other than that.
Everything is gay to these people.It's almost as if they projecting themselves onto shit that has nothing to do with them.This is pretty pathetic.

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this honestly kek

Pic related is your source. I don't want to be around faggots in life, why would I huddle around them in death?

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my pride and joy is being a sand NIGGER you subhuman wh*toid
im the shield that protects my African brethren from the yakub made devils

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There were tons of fags in the Mediterranean, why do people care?
Personally as a Germanic myself we were taught to love our wives deeply even before Christianity set in so there are no fag genes here...could care less if the meds are faggots because that means I get to impregnate more of their qts. Dark hair/Dark eyes and pale skin on a woman is gorgeous.

>TOXIC MASCULINITY IS WHY MEN ARE SO MESSED UP
Also
>Two guys embrace in a moment of pure terror
>DID THEY LICK EACHOTHERS ASSHOLE

>Cassius goes to town on Caesar's knob on the senate floor
>Caesar cums but Cassius keeps sucking
>"p-please, no more!"
>Cassius pulls up and wipes his chin
>other senators continue to chant "BROJOB! BROJOB!"
>Brutus shoves his way to the front, lust in his eyes
>"Et Tu, Brute?"
>The last thing seen through the fog of sweaty, Roman flesh is Brutus' veiny, uncut gladius crossing the Rubicon

Look into totalism(not totalitarianism), also the ministry of truth.

>Manly Haji's

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Toxic masculinity caused pompei
APOLOGISE

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>two men hold each other in a dying moment
>2,000 years later people dig them up and think they're fags

>that single sand nigger who is capable of doing jumping jacks

spotted the one with 95+ IQ

Notice how upset the leftist gets at any mention of masculine strength. He can only respond with ridicule and accusations of homosexuality. He is weak, and wants you to be weak too.

that tweet can't be real
in 2 out of those 3 situations you die if the plane crashes
than again I suppose it's symbolic of gay people killing their family line

>Thinking a seatbelt will save your life in a plane crash

Kek, this made me laugh harder than any YLYL trash.

Wow, sounds like you're a HOMOPHOBE
Is that because you're SECRETLY INTO MEN?
Checkmate, homophobe!

Hahaha! Shit we should unironically make a new meme out of this, Golden!

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Normal people think they're two human beings who knew they were about to die.

Today our cuck president visited your based one, Trump said that whatever the outcome will be, Both will be positive ( for america) our president mummered "no." softly, And CNN is on full blast saying THE DUTCH PRIME MINISTER JUST SAID NO!!! HE PROTESTED!!!!!

>J-Just be sure to not shoot at our civlians.

>in 2 out of those 3 situations you die if the plane crashes
You die if the plane crashes in all 3 situations

>Libs developed gaydar
Exactly, I mean come on, most people would think they were brothers first off.

Bollox.

They are plaster casts so there is no way tell what gender they are. When Pompeii was excavated, there were voids in the lava where the bodies of the dead were. They filled them with plaster then dug around them to reveal the casting.

Eh, not really. Most crashes occur in the minutes during takeoff and landing and most people walk away from them.

This is so stupid. It could have been anything. It could have been two enemies having their final battle while the ash fell around them, it could have been a slave trying to pull up his fallen master, it could have been two lads posing like this because they know what'd happen and they knew the banter would be legendary. Is he sucking his cock or something? Where's the proof.

The sad thing is it's real,user.I remember when it was posted.Jow Forums had a trolling field day on Twitter with that post.The salt got piled high from the LGBTQQBBRRAAAAAPP community.The pic I posted also isn't a fake.Degeneracy is getting way the fuck out of hand.

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>why they try to rewrite history?
>IM NOT INSECURE ABOUT MY MASCULINITY HAHA OKAY YOU ARE YOU'RE ALL INSECURE
lmao wut

>could have
In other words, they have nothing to write so they make it up

Underated. kek.

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This.

>he wants millennia old ashen corpses to be faggots this badly
none of your ravings have anything to do with the topic at hand you fucking sperg

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It is clear they are not embracing. It looks more like some dying man fell next to another. God damned faggots.

>superiour arab man

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>be Earthling
>one day the superfault under Yellowstone HAPPENS
>entire planet has flame raining down from the sky
>over 7 billion of you plunged into absolute hell on earth
>some nigger shows up to stab you
>die in a grapple hold fighting each other
>some intergalactic explorers show up 6 billion years later and find the remains of the planet Earth
>dig you up
>point their tentacles and laugh
>"LOL GAY"

>when a paki is forced to diddle a british child because no human child is accessible

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>>/s4s/

Underrated

You're a hero user

>The state of Bong education.
You can tell by x-rays of the hip bones bongo. The bones remain in the cavity.

daily reminder , when facing certain death do it standing with pride, otherwise archeologists from 2000 years in the future will unearth you and call you a faggot.

pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti from Pompeii.htm

>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Soooo. The ones with chldren were pedos? Is that the logic we are using?
And cmon. Clearly the dudes arent gay, their crotches arent touching. No homo.

Yah. It's like everyone who say Sam and Frodo are gay. For them the only way you could feel compassion for another man is if you want to fuck them.

> ANCIENT GREEKS PRACTICED HOMOSEXUALITY!?
> HOLY FUCKING SHIT.. STOP THE PRESSES!
How absolutely retarded do they have to be to actually write an article about this?
It's a surprise to literally nobody, and nobody cares.

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Screencapped

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t. roastie

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Youre right. I shouldnt be so toxic.

Any and all forms of affection and/or physical contact with another man means you secretly want him to get you pozzed.
I forgot life is just one big hunking tumblr shipping fanfic.

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They perverted our feeling of fraternity. The Greeks had many different words for different kinds of love.

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