So listen, this is going to come off as a bit strange but I am the King of all Burgers. I am the Burger King. I need you all to help me topple the world elites so that I can ascend to my throne. There will be grilling, so much grilling...There will be days when you are like "My god, when will the grilling stop" But it CANNOT stop until I am in the to-go bag of justice.
A little of what I offer you all -Waifu's and sex slaves drawn from the jewish and HAPA populations - I will make Canada illegal - NEETBUX will still be given to you all, but we will start calling them "small-fries" - I will bring back Super-Size -Gonna remove the jews -Gonna remove Merkal -Gonna remove kebab -Children will recieve 3x the toys with their meals, because we are going to take the toys out of brown kids meals in front of them to give to the white kids -I will make the confederacy it's own semi-independent nation- I will leave you to your own devices, but you must swear a regular tithe of beef for the beef gods and contribute 1/5th of your military force to the Burger Vanguard Initiative for 40 years. After this, I will ensure everyone receives 40 fries and a shake for their service, delivered by your new nigger-jew slaves What say you nigggerfaggots? This is but a sample of what I will bring you. No other leader in the world is offering you more, now I beseech you to use your meme-magic and put me on my throne. I will bring us peace...and delicious value. Join me. Join me or fry.
I can't wait until all of you underage faggots go back to school next month. Sage.
Jackson Taylor
based
Colton Anderson
You will be the first to fry, Chaim.
Benjamin Reyes
If you can speak for all of those shit-stained islands you call home I will offer you this:
-I will remove the Aladdins and Welsh -Great Britain will be renamed "Filet-O-Bong Island Empire" -You can have knives again (even though a burger should be eaten by hand, so as not to offend the great Beef God" - You will be given the entirety of France to do with as you will. I will give you what hundreds of years of your own efforts could not.
All I ask in return is you accept that Beef and Cheese is superior to Fish and Chips. Admit this and you have your freedom. You can steer your own ship. What better deal do you see?
Joshua Adams
Heil beef heil victory Power up the cow god
Mason Williams
what the fuck is this thread lmao
Logan Wood
You my friend will be among the first to served at the counter of victory. You will never pay a surcharge for bacon again.
Of course the Taco-Niggers are showing up. They know just as we do that The Burger is superior in EVERY SINGLE WAY. There is no place for corn tortilla's in our new empire of beef. You will be ground up and fed to the HAPA slaves.
Cameron Martin
I’ll have a extra large bacon burger with a...
Daniel Jones
Get this taco shit of my thread this a burger thread
Andrew Torres
You will have a permanent place of honor in Angus Palace my friend. The slaves will forever serve you the finest beefs and cheeses. From now until the end of your days.
Brandon Sullivan
I have a spatula in my hand, the grill is warming up, my propane tank is shiny and proud. Pix soon of my sacrifice to the burger Lord.
Brandon Taylor
He's right though. It is summer and this is a pretty shitty larp under the guise of a slide thread. Sage in all fields.
Matthew Jones
When we win the great war, you will be presented with a spatula made from the bones of your enemies, coated in platinum and encrusted with diamonds. There will be no finer instrument of grilling wrath to be seen in the entire world. Now go my friend, Go out into the world and bring more people to our cause. May your size always be super.
Jordan Fisher
Your fear betrays you, jew. We can smell your day old buns. For lack of freshness you must be taken out with the rest of the trash.
Jace Gutierrez
We need more beef for the beef god, we need a bigger army. I need you Jow Forums. This is your chance to finally do that one thing in life you have been waiting for. This is your moment. Flip your patties now while the grill is still hot. They want us to wait under the heatlamps of the past, I will not let this happen but I need your help
Elijah Gray
nobody cares about your rampant narcissism.
A movement succeeds because the whole is fortified, leaders come and go and die. But the ideology is what remains, what persists through loss, defeat, and death. If you want to be a figurehead by all means go for it, but the second your nature betrays you (and it will by the sheer platform of what you're preaching) you will be recycled like the other failed figureheads.
>A movement succeeds because the whole is fortified You are of the old guard. Your burgers are not fresh. Do not speak to me of fortified anything you gluten-free fool. No matter how hard you try you cannot stop this drive-through. Justice will be served in cars across the world.
Julian Moore
will you serve poutine
Grayson Wright
>will you serve poutine To all of your relatives outside of canada, as a one time thing, at the Leaf/Burger war memorial dinner. I am going to turn all of that shitstained tundra you call home into the biggest grill the world has ever seen. Only those who are right with the fry will live through those dark days. Repent. Repent now and help us secure what few faithful are in your home.
Robert Sullivan
and you are inexperienced and unawares of the foundations of success in a, nay any, movement.
Your drive thru is the same frozen shit prepared by the hopeless and unskilled semi employable masses. I'll grab some of the quarter cow I buy every year and cook well made free range burgers myself and share with my allies, that we might all grow strong, that success fills the plates of many, and that good taste is propagated in the community.
Jason Jackson
Right wing beef co ops when. I need to find a good farm and get a freezer
Leo James
Zoomers nowadays, ruining the meme economy with their lazyness and entitlement.
>Your drive thru is the same frozen shit prepared by the hopeless and unskilled semi employable masses You dare to speak such heresy to us? Success comes from desire, and no memeflag will ever know true success, for memeflags have no desire to be the face of the franchise. I am that face. I will offer you one last chance because you do not seem completely lost to the god of fish, join us or fry.
Liam Moore
>Your viral marketing Not me famalam. Plan is we capture all of those who work under the false flag of "Burger King" and deep fry them for no less than 5 minutes but no more than 10 depending on how crispy their outsides are. They are not the rightful heirs to that name.
Charles Ward
I'll come around when your platform isn't baseless promises of nothing burger in return for manpower.
Earn it.
Sebastian Robinson
May be a slide thread, but I am amused. Your going to hell if you don't repent, but it is funny.
>less promises of nothing burger I have talked much of what I will bring us. Very well. What is it you want, let us discuss how much value our new empire will bring you.
Henry Martin
>our going to hell if you don't repent Hell is being charged 8:99 for something that used to be fresh...that used to be tasty. Do not talk to me of hell mouth of flies I have seen the truth. I have seen the patties burn from neglect. Never again.
Jacob Rodriguez
Ah, the ole’ summer fag question. It’s worse than you thought
