British Men are Stealing American Women

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>Jennifer, 29, an American married to a Londoner, thinks a lot of the initial attraction to Englishmen boils down to the persuasive power of romantic comedies starring Hugh Grant and the irresistible, charming English human weapon known as Jude Law.

>"It's definitely those English romances that make British guys seem so attractive, funny, witty, and proper," she said. It's certainly true for me and other American women who live by Jane Austen's canon and never miss an episode of Downton Abbey:

>We're primed to put English men on a pedestal. This frequent phenomenon, paired with the romantically timid disposition of many English men, works wonders.

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you pathetic cucks
american women would rather fuck a black stud than you limely losers
and a Canadian above you as well
you can compete with the mexican incels though

It's because they mistake that collective speech impediment you call an accent for sophistication.

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I'll admit that American women get wet from hearing British accents, but do British women like American accents?

Probably not. Our media is so far reaching that American accents seem normal.
Southerners on the other hand have a chance.

Only if you sound like an american pop star they like.

If you are a good looking southern cowboy type guy then yeah its not that hard to score a slag.

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I'm from the deep south and can attest to it. The amount of times I got asked to say certain words was hilarious.

>Why are women fucking retarded?
Jews can manipulate women easily... this is why they are the second greatest threat to the West aside from Jews themselves

It's their dumb accent, it's not rocket science. I think the accent sounds horrible on girls. It doesn't work in reverse for me at all. I hear that oi m8 accent coming out of a girl's mouth and that just ruins it.

better than niggers I guess, even though they are becoming one of the same.

NIGELD.COM

Reeeeeeeeeeeee. I wish I had a Tennessee accent. Instead I don't even have any sort of accent since I come from a family of economic migrants* who has moved from state to state.

*I realize this makes me sound like a spic but I'm actually white. My father hasn't had a stable career, he's constantly switching industries every few years.

Anyone American woman who falls for their dumb accents deserves whatever misery comes her way.

maybe someone should tell these girls that they are trying to remove us from existence

also why so many salty yanks itt

England: Now accepting American roasties (single mothers w/ black babies preferred)

Women definitely shouldn't use the word mate and the ones that do are probably working class tomboys or being ironic.

Also here to point out there's no such thing as a "British accent". Not many people in the UK actually speak like the kind of people you see on TV in America. There are far more pleasant sounding accents here that are also more widespread.

british dudes are BLACK.

gimme some yankee booty

well seriously who can blame these women wanting my superiour sperm?

It's pretty simple really. Ugly American women have a hard time getting men over here(except niggers) but it's easy for the uggos of America to get a British man because even the uggos over here look better than those inbred slags over there. Just like you can take a 5/10 white american cat lady and put her in India and the men over there would literally kill for her.

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Women in Spain loved my thick, Boston accent. They said how “cute” it was. I’m sure it’s because this accent has become popularized as of late, with all the movies and media filmed here. It worked to my advantage.

u wot m8?

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Tabloid. This belongs in Jow Forums

We can't let them keep getting away with it!

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you do realise they wouldn't be able to tell you were from boston right?
they would have just heard a north american accent

C’mon man, I just got done jerking it. I can only jerk it so many times in 1 day

look , even a GINGER can pull a yank.
Americans are sluts

fug off

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you know you want to jerk some more user

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>stealing our mutts reeeeeee

Screw British accents. Give me a Scottish or Irish one any day.

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Beat you to it.

literally no non-US woman wants to hear

>EMAGHERD
>I KNOW RITE
>GEEWHIZZZZ

nasal nerd accent.

from my experience they mostly prefer southern accents Australian women especially

Girls in america do like the British accent, at work one time this dyel basedboy customer came in, mediocre facial genetics too, but he had a British accent, and I noticed at least one of my female coworkers was into him almost purely on the accent

Also she said he seemed "more attainable" because he was a dyel basedboy

ok stay mad virgin , while I fug all your bitches

like you'd be able to tell them apart burger.

>be me strong south london accent
>go on holiday in the US
>oh where are you from in australia ??!

mfw muricans are idiots.

> wanting British "women"

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They thought I was from Australia for some reason. I explained Boston and they immediately started rattling off movies here.

>1 post by this slave to the Queen
Lots of slide threads at the moment. Are we missing a happening?
sage

>Bragging about getting women
>On pol
Nice try we're all losers here.

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The chubby blonde with glasses is kind of cute.

Good for you, I have no trouble pulling American women, and brits aren’t non-white, in fact, they’re mostly Anglo (the best type of white), so this doesn’t bother me.

all English-speaking women are disgusting, including many of the ones here in Russia that know the language well.

i'm not a s o y boy dyel at all but I do sound like working class scum how well will I do in america?

I know most Americans are dipshits who can't distinguish accents, but I've talked to a few English lads and I notice that a Posh London accent is drastically different than a Birmingham accent.

She's ugly

Servers in awan case gone missing, awan plea deal, libshits getting away with it right before our eyes

It's sad that you cherry picked and still couldn't find a good example. Still, cherry picking is like trying to say the Chinese are tall and posting a picture of Yao Ming as proof. Besides, Emma is already hitting the wall at 28, she is getting more british looking by the day.

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Nah, they're really not that hard to distinguish.

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A chav accent? Most Americans won't be able to understand you. Stay in your council estate.

Jamal, pls go.

I knew there was something...

He's right though. Irish women are in the 8-10 range, or they're 0/10s. They don't have any inbetweens. Same with Russian and Italian women. They're either beautiful or they're monstrous looking. English women on average are like 3s, with very few 10s and a lot of 0s.

american women love my accent

easiest fucks in the world everytime i go there

very rude

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i find this amusing as hell though
a crocked tooth, chinless cockney ginger scores with women in america because their accent

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huwhat
have you ever been to the UK?
or is this just based on memes

Yes, I have. No offense, Nigel, but Liz Hurley is an aberration. Most of your women are deformed.

Boston has a pretty distinct accent, the general North American accent that I have isn’t really that interesting to most people, granted the only other Anglo country I’ve been to was Canada, and they have pretty much the same accent.

Yup, I tone my accent down a lot when talking to Americans though.

I have a very strong Stoke accent normally. Literally only Scousers and Mancs can conprehend it.

who the fuck is liz hurley
anglo women>everyone else

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American women who are anglophiles also tend to be batshit insane SJWs, so if you bongs manage to import them across the pond to London we will all thank you for it.

Your people are objectively ugly, no offense.

t. nigger

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none taken mutt , go on a treadmill fatty , no offence

American pussy is owned by british men. If you're american and you have an american gf shes only on lease til a british stud comes and gives her a good rodgering.

Our women are ugly but we don't need them, we have american women to take their place.

American girls (of all races) are super easy, even the jews! They are more obsessed with aryan features than stormfags and they find the accents exotic, im kidding you not!

Yeah, finding people that are different but don't scream ALLAH AKBAR interesting, go figure.

you can keep your women amerilards , I don't fuck fat chicks

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she's considered slim by American standards.......

>Brit wants to prove Americans are fat
>posts a picture of a skinny American girl

I don’t get it, do you think the girl in your pic is British? She’s beautiful, and American.

>I don't fuck fat chicks
>"press x to doubt"

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More than obvious women are massively influenced by what they read and watch. Just one reason they are so fucking stupid.

You could skin her and use her for a boat cover.

If it’s actual brits especially white flight brits and not Jamal, Mohamed, and Gandhi I don’t really give a shit. Got mine if you fags nignogs and spics can’t not my problem.

It's okay, I'm taking all your cockney sluts on a ride around the cock carousel. Tit for tat.

>timid disposition
This one isn't hard to decode.

You know you've fucked up when guys like this are what your country's women go for.

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We are all anglos. Don't care at all.

Depressing. You are a man with no hometown.

Work on your posh accent

looks so much like a dark souls character its insane

The reason the Brits are so ugly is because all of the Anglo Normans left for America.
Are the names Charles, John, William, still even that common in the UK? I know that the Royal Family has a Charles and William, but seems like every UK guy I know is named Percy or some shit like that. What the fuck bongs?

American women feel the same way about Australian men, just as their women are nuts for Americans. I spent two weeks in Melbourne and had to beat the pussy off with a stick. If you look like someone but don’t sound like them, it can make the attraction that much more intense. Science. Bam.

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American men... go out to bars and any time a queens faggot speaks to your women beat them senseless.

Lads do you reckon I can make a yank girl fall for me so I can move to the US and become Jow Forums

we can exchange women, brits

I hate these sluts

They like the southern accents, like the Texas cowboys one. I like them as well, sounds tough. Everyone from the North of the USA sounds like a fag, though.

This is true. No Anglo goes on a trip to America without pulling mad snatch.

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No need to be bitchy. American women are always keen on British men, just as British women are for American men. Its a no brainer - dual EU/American citizenship/ passports. We should encourage white dual citizenship relationships given what we are facing.

LADS

>all of the Anglo Normans left for America
Lol, Anglo-Normans haven't existed for centuries well before the first Anglos set sail for America. The only Brits who moved to America were the inbred crooks and religious psychos. All of your rednecks are the "Anglo-Normans" you're talking about.

Yes, it's piss easy to pull an American girl.

I went to America and fucked a hyper religious Chirstian virgin

They can't resist

The "religious" ones are the dirtiest.