Yellowstone could be the onset of an 80-year Winter

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In the inevitable event of a Yellowstone eruption, history shows an 80 year volcanic Winter would result.

>That’s how long two volcanic winters may have lasted after two separate explosions of the Yellowstone volcano about 630,000 years ago, the same eruptions that formed the Yellowstone caldera, and the last big eruptions of the volcano. The explosions occurred about 170 years apart and helped drop the ocean surface temperature by about 5.4 degrees.

>These conclusions are the result of a detailed examination of sediments collected in Santa Barbara Basin, off the Southern California coast. By drilling into the basin’s mud, scientists from the University of California Santa Barbara could see the individual layers on an almost decade by decade basis, an amazingly detailed view.

What would become of all the millions of people living in North America and Europe?
How much space would be covered in snow and ash?
What's our solution to this?

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Ha, I'll only have 3-10 mm of ash to deal with. We'll be fine.

>yellowstone thread

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>What's our solution to this?

Kill the jews.

Please I can't stand this heat!

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Good

Damn that might work?
I guess you mean sacrificing them to appease the gods right?
Great idea

It's been a while since I saw one. I thought faggot OP had an hero'd

I live on the east coast, I'll be alright.

I lived through a few volcanic winters.

We'll be fine.

A little starvation and depression ntinuous exposure to extreme cold is healthy.

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Twas there last week. Big ass fucking park. Need 2 full days minimum to get to all the good stuff easily. Also many Chinese will be vaporized immediately if it goes off in a surprise flash, but I doubt it. One can only hope.

The universe was created in 4004BC.

Noah's flood happened in 2348BC

Anything claiming to be dated before this is through radiometric dating which is not proof of an old Earth.

>Rio Grande Valley
its mexican as fuck but atleast im safe

You don't have enough food to survive 80 years of Winter. That is the entire point of this post. You'll run out of stored food and your animals will starve with nothing to eat.

Son, you went full retard. Never go full retard.

Oh gevalt, sure beats this heat.

I see this volcanic Winter going like this:

Everyone north of Texas and west of Appalachia is smothered in smoke.

Anyone north of South Carolina (and north of Southern France if we assume this decrease of temperature affects Europe) starves in the cold without crop or livestock.

Am I wrong?

No. Just kill them. If that doesn't work we can then try killing the niggers.

Odds are it won't happen in our lifetimes. I worry much more about unchecked immigration and sweeping demographic change destroying Western society than I do about Yellowstone

>80 year winter
TIME TO GET COMFY

good thing I stockpiled alot of monster

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Did you factor killing the jews into your equation? I bet you didn't.

For the Yellowstone to explode is the only way to prevent human extinction. By total annihilation of the US

There would be ash rain over the entirety of the Northern hemisphere, and I would guess the farthest reaches wouldn't be entirely fucked by actual ash deposits. Any sizable area of open water would be exposed to potassium (and other Alkaline metal) hydroxide-producing conditions as ash accumulates, which would be really shitty for oceans and lakes and generally the entire watershed. The food stores would keep survivors alive since so many would be dead. Over time there would always be more walmarts and warehouses to unbury and fewer mouths to feed...

I worry about the long future. We need to prepare now to give future generations the best chance of survival. It doesn't help if Scandinavia got rid of their nogs just so half the population or more could die in a Winter that never ended.

>What would become of all the millions of people living in North America and Europe?
A significant portion of North America would simply be unmade by the eruption, life and civilization within that dark purple circle will almost completely cease to exist and anything deeper into the blast zone is simply killed outright without a chance of survival. Famine will clamp down on the rest of the country as ash devastates crops, and the rest of the world won't be too far behind as fallout cuts off light from great swaths of the planet.
>How much space will be covered in snow and ash.
Use your eyeballs and look at the map, the entire US, some of Mexico, a lot of Canada.
>What's our solution to this?
Extensive preparations, stockpiling of massive quantities of non-perishable food, construct buildings with several inches of ash weight in mind, construct extensive early-warning systems around the crater, major expansion of hydroponically grown food as opposed to more conventional farming techniques.

There is no solution as of now, except to brace ourselves to survive the event.

And that's a good thing because it means only the smart will survive.

As a Geologist who has been warning others of this event for several years along with my colleagues, we've been brushed aside for the most part, called crazy.

Call it whatever you want but Mount St. Helens was just a preview, a warning. The tectonic plates off the coast of Washington state are past overdue. We're overdue for several geological and volcanic events and it terrifies us.

What happened back in 2017 in the Indian Ocean was just the Earth relieving some pressure. While the event wasn't all that impressive, it was a signal that something was going to happen. I direct your attention to Hawaii. The longer the volcano goes off, the more the pressure lets off.

Currently the volcano doesn't seem to want to stop any time soon. The only good news from this volcano is we're gathering a ton of data on the event.

If it's any consolation, Yellowstone hasn't shown any geological activity that echoes volcano activity. Yet.

Some animals and plants will live and some people will eat those animals and plants.

Comfy

The eruptions vary by like 50,000 years though. It could go off tomorrow. It could go off 50,000 years from now. It's not a set schedule.

Good. Its been fucking hot recently. Bring on the global winter.

When you think about it, it kinda goes hand in hand though. If this unchecked immigration keeps going on and people don't recognize the threat of the yellow stone eruption soon enough in time, this could seriously put the human race into near extinction. Not enough people are preparing for something like this.

Truth. It would not utterly destroy the population of humans in the Americas.
The dark purple probably becomes the basis for Hell in the Book of Fire, Latter-Day Testament, written by the dour priests of the Virginia Dominion.

Because the eruption may not even happen in our lifetime, or even our great great great great grandchildrens lifetime. Why be so concerned with something that MIGHT kill you 50,000 years from now, when there are already so many nigs and spics here that could kill you tomorrow?

>Yellowstone hasn't shown any geological activity that indicates volcanic activity.
Wait hasn't it been pulsating for lack of a better word? Rising and falling at regular periods of time?

Lotta fish in the sea user. Just dont eat the radiation lined heroin infused mussels off the coast and you'll be fine. Those red tide shell fish in the gulf of mexico might not be a good bet either due to all the missippi run off from a yellowstone eruption. Hope you like eating carp. I wonder how this will affect the syrup elves production in leaf land.

kek

1-3mm on the East Coast. That's a minor dusting. I'll be fine.

Please stay there, the world is full.

ive ripped trash bags thicker than that. who even cares about yellow stone?

That's an estimate. It easily could be 10 times that depending on the wind and how long the eruption goes on for. We've never seen one go off before. There's just no way of knowing how long it'll go on for.

Whites need to live in latitudes south of tundras in order to farm or grow food.

I hypothesize that the affected areas of the world-wide Winter would be north of South Carolina and North of Italy/Southern France. Any further north and it will eventually become tundra as the plants die as the years go on.

It would resemble an ice age map.

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If it could happen anytime between NOW and x, that's good enough reason to know what to do when it happens.

Geologists at Yellowstone assured us that everything was fine. We requested all the information regarding the last six months for anything to look into and while it all looked normal, for a geyser anyway. It does shed a lot of light onto more geological activity has increased over the past decade.

On the plus side, with Hawaii getting rid of more pressure, I think all it has done is buy us more time.

These are just estimates, user. For all we know, it could be regular volcano activity, or it could be something worse than Mount St. Helens.

Excellent. With this global warming can be defeated and the problem of black population control solved. American people will be happy to see the Mexicans return south for the winter as well.

fuck off we're full

the hawaii event is a mere fraction of the violent past that is planet earth, and it hasn't even begun- the vents and caldera collapse are just the pregame show from what is actually going to happen, that being the caldera chamber erupting causing a massive tidal wave towards california. It IS going to happen there is just no real indication of when

Do you think an eruption from Yellowstone would be the impetus for a new ice age?

yellowstone is gay

>look mom I posted it again!

We have at least one Yellowstone thread every month of the goddamn year

We should have one every day. This eruption would have widespread devastating consequences and our race needs to be prepared for it.

Come crash here for a couple of decades bruh, leave the Kikes and niggers behind if you please though

>our race
lol, america is only 60% white.

thank you, yellowstone

Maaaaaaaaaaaaate

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It would be a great joy to see your entire country under fire and ashes

tl;dr - We don't know. It would depend on several factors on how active the volcano is. Several hundred tons of ash could rain for miles in all directions or be in a more localized area. Worst case scenario? Yes.

The Indian Ocean event was a drop in the bucket compared to Hawaii. Right now the volcano is doing what it's doing best - bellowing smoke, lava, and adding landmass. Also it's relieving pressure, a ton of it. We estimate if it continues to relieve pressure, it won't erupt again for several more hundreds of years.

I had 100mm of ash from St Helens, not a big deal

america still has more white people than canada

Did you get lung cancer?

No, Canada is 81% white. Just stay away from shitholes like Toronto or Vancouver.

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What was that like?

It's not going to just erupt all at once. There's going to be huge red flags that happen at least a month or longer before it does. You're going to get plenty of warning. Like when all the toxic gas comes seething out of the earth around the whole park, turning it into a toxic wasteland. That'll be your first sign. Not to mention earthquakes that get shorter and shorter together until it's just one constant vibration 24 hours a day. Then the ground will buckle and swell. All the water in the park will boil off. It's not something that just explodes with no warning. If you can't get the fuck out of the way of it within 30 days, then you deserve to be caught in the 1400 pyroclastic flow that'll be last for hundreds of miles in all directions.

a higher percentage of white people doesn't mean more white people. america has at least 150 million more white people than canada.
also, most "white" canadians are native/chinese halfbreeds anyways

*72% as of 2016. Less, now.

Why can’t we just clean the air with hepa filters?

Volcanic ash is thick, heavy, and it clogs up just about anything. Car engines, jet engines, air conditioners, etc., would fail. Even the simple act of breathing could clog your lungs up with ash.

We'll all wear Bane masks

What's your plan for the eventual burnout of the sun? What about the heat death of the universe? Your own death?

Just imagine I posted a picture of a bane mask poorly edited over a volcano with the subtext, "Do you think that gives you power over me?

I guess Varg was not Larping in the woods after all

I am Pagan now and hail odin

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top fucking kek this meme never ends.

Good, its hot AF outside.

I can agree. In the [spoiler]Torah[/spoiler] they told the Pharaoh to stock up on food because there will be food shortages in the future so they can combat possible starvation.

What is a hepa filter

They used to use them at Auschwitz to make lampshades.

It meaning Hawaii or it meaning Yellowstone

You are aware volcanic ash is nasty stuff, right?
Not like wood ash at all, it is pulverized rock.

How many nukes would I need to set it off right now?

The coasts would be fine. We'd just eat more fish.

The actual eruption isnt the problem caused by something like yellowstone. It will certainly destroy wyoming and render tornado alley uninhabitable.
But the massive sulphur dioxide and fine ash released from the eruption that gets lodged practically at lower space altitudes is going to block out the sun. Thats going to affect the whole northern hemisphere no matter where you live and might even spread into the southern hemisphere.
> nuclear winter
So what does that mean?
It means Ice Age. Runaway albiedo effect due to snowfall. And for the first 10-20 years you can expect a temperature drop of about 20F.
> that means winter lasts longer and starts earlier, more snow further south, and it means what used to be 90F degrees is only at best going to be 70F degrees. Sounds nice... but it isnt nice for the crops.
Thankfully if we get up off our asses with public works we can get Thorium Nuclear Power going and we can start growing our crops indoors (and the food would be rationed).

> about Tornado Alley
Yeah they might only get a few inches of ashfall but guess what that will be EVERYWHERE as far as the eye can see, for hundreds and hundreds of miles. All of the rivers will get clogged with mudflows. You wont be able to drive a car anywhere and they wont even be able to run the trains because of engine clogging.
From North Dakota to Texas it will be one huge gray wasteland and there will be enormous haboobs (dust storms) whipped up by the wind, like the dust bowl of the '30s but worse.
Eventually after enough rain the ash will settle into the soil and it will all be very rich and nutritious for the plants... but the sky will still be pretty dark for a decade or two after that.

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Good.
I HATE hot weather.
It's for Africans. Hot weather makes you lazy.
Niggers sat around in hot sweaty huts masturbating and having sex all the time.
Cold weather shriveled up the white mans genitals and forced him to invent and explore.

3-10 here too. feels good senpai.

You wont have enough filters for it. They'll get filled up Really Fast because this shit will be Everywhere, one vehicle will kick up an enormous ash dust cloud behind them and it would fuck everyone who was behind them. Even the military wont have enough filters for its vehicles.
Its not like when a regular volcano goes off and the ash is deposited in one predictable place and you just have to travel through or escape from it.
> have you seen the maps? its the whole USA that gets covered, its going to be everywhere
> leafs will be mostly fucked too

Also this would be the end of Jet Travel, while we're speaking of engine clogging. If that one volcano in iceland shut down air travel all over europe... well there's not going to be any jets flying anywhere in the northern hemisphere for upwards of a year.
> no rescue efforts or supply drops by plane, no plane transport overseas, no air-based shipping

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I believe it is an imperative that anyone who wishes to be prepared for this move to a 1-10cm zone, or even better yet, move to Europe. On top of that, they should have a farm with enough food in storage to potentially last a year, and plenty of water filters.

It's not just regular ash though. It's pulverized rock. Look at it under a microscope. It's very sharp and jagged. You're more likely to die from internal bleeding after inhaling volcanic ash than you are from suffocating from it.

>tfw you have water filters

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But the water wouldn't work. All the ash would generate mud slides all over the country, clogging up or destroying all the pumping stations.

good call man, but thats mainly for the here and now
id also expect the old fashioned wood siphon filter to get the ash out of the water perfectly

> move ahead of the eruption
If you're in any zone except the immediate kill zone you have enough time to toss your shit in the car and start driving away. Drive South and East as much as possible (to New Mexico/Texas, then east across the gulf).

Being prepared for that is the key, because youll need a gun and lead for it, and youll need non-perishable food preferably jerky and trail mix and energy bars. And youll need an actual Road Atlas because who knows if garmin is going to work (your smartphone will not, network will slow to a halt). And I think pretty damn important youll have to take the highways or even the backroads, and stay away from the interstates because its only a matter of time before those get a traffic jam. Big obstacle is the Mississippi River, you need to check where the bridges are that cross it.
> who the hell would think to prepare like this?
> hopefully its all the prep you would need, after which point you're just as screwed as someone in Maine

Lets not forget the Economy also CRASHES immediately so your money is only valuable if people believe it still is. Likewise all the stores will be empty as you cross-country.
> we lost most of the midwest and there will be a famine... everyone is selling out of the market over that

Its incredibly abrasive and if you have to work in it for any length of time even with a mask on, its going to start giving you all sorts of rashes and lesions, itll get in your shoes and your crotch and you ass crack and it will rub between your waist and your pants, etc. After enough work outside in the ash youll be laid up for about a week waiting for that shit to heal, because you're not going to be able to do much under those conditions without it practically skinning you alive.

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Should we drop a MOAB to release some pressure? At the geyser area which is vast

Nope, nothing can relieve the pressure. The entire thing is a yuge powderkeg. However it is supposedly a Contained powderkeg and as long as nothing pokes at it who knows how long it could stay like it is.
> 'course people like me know something is going on that wont allow it to stay like that, but that inside info

Anything that lets off "steam" so to speak is just going to cause an eruption. It has no way to reach the surface. The water crevices in the rock which produce the geysers represent a weakness in the rock between the surface and the magma even though the magma is much further down than that. If the magma could break into any of those crevices its like popping a pimple ever so slightly with a sharp needle...
> it would shatter through the rock, forcing a larger opening, which would reach the surface, and the rest of the magma below would continually force that opening wider
> TLDR its about a 1000 Megaton explosion which will spray rocks... the remains of yellowstone park, for hundreds of miles as stony shrapnel

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It will be like breathing in shards of glass. You will drown in your own blood and bodily fluids form that much.

>as long as nothing pokes it

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That is why we must make a massive underground tunnel from the sides, a long ass tube that goes all the way to the west coast and into the ocean.

See?
The Earth will solve the global warming question itself, as it always does.

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