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This is all it takes for a pitbull to break into your house and kill your newborn baby and your entire family.
Why haven't you banned them yet?
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John Bailey
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Kevin Russell
Because after the Port Arthur Pitbull Mauling our government bought back all the Pitbulls and enacted common sense Pitbull control
Asher Martinez
>any dog could do that
>my kick ass pit bull will defend my family
that I don't have quite yet but still
Easton Jenkins
Pitbulls and Labradors are the same fucking subspecies!! it's obviously OWNER CULTURE and access to high-quality public play areas that cause the difference. There needs to be affirmative socialisation of pitbulls to integrate them, more pitbulls near schools and kids, so that people can learn to drop the stereotypes and see them for the dogs they are.
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Lincoln Roberts
Poisoned my neighboor's pitbull with a sausage filled with rat poison. Watched him barfing blood and grey stuff while smoking a good monte cristo. Tough motherfucker, he didn't even die and got up on his paws, had to strangle through the fence with a phone cable
He was an aggressive cunt, aways barking at people for no reason. Not that my poofta neighboor learned the lesson, now he's got a fucking dobermann.
Hey who gives a shit, another retarded dog, another poisoned sausage. This time I'm getting the dose right.
Jeremiah Kelly
Blake Brown
next time just break open a smoke alarm and use the power inside that. it might take a few days but your neighbour will be forcibly evacuated from his house while they look for the nuclear material.
Don't get it on ya hands
Jayden Scott
only pitbulls WILL kill your entire family tho
>inb4 not ALL pitbulls
John Morgan
Why do you keep reposting this? With the same image no less?
Isaac Powell
my house is made of bricks and concrete lmao
Hunter Jones
not when my pitbull kills that pitbull
plus pitbulls are the niggers of the dog world and I like the idea of owning them
Adrian Ortiz
Julian Taylor
>I killed a dumb animal because it made me mad I’m such a badass
Evan Young
Dunno if that's going to protect you... if you had thick steel walls you might be safe. Pits are vicious and can easily chew through most building materials. They can take several shots of 9mm and still maul your face
Parker Campbell
*jumps through the window*
Tyler Price
lol so is everyones in the EU. Burger shits live in literal wooden shacks kek.
Nolan Bennett
>getting mad BY A DOG
man how can one man being so unstable
Is it the estrogen?
Benjamin Ortiz
Yea well you're gay
Connor Martin
>while smoking a good monte cristo
Cameron Cook
old but gold.
Joseph Hall
Matthew Jones
Background:
The stupid spasmodic old bitch was planning to kill the child.
The pit is a hero.
Zachary Miller
>living in house made of paper walls
I would like to see that dog break through my brick wall, it would be hilarious to see him try.
Lucas Sanchez
Jaxson Lopez
Elijah Howard
I wonder what the figures are for Pitbull owners and Pitbull attacks vs Gun owners are gun murders
Asher Ortiz
what about the door?
Landon Brown
metal plate in the middle
Jaxon Fisher
Not in lovely warm Australia, but when you're bleeding in the snow after a fall and your wife hasn't fed Sadie while you were out for the week...
How can these captchas actually be training bots if only 5% of them are solved "successfully" it's like they already trained the bots wrong and are trying to train us wrong too
Lincoln Richardson
>my house is made of bricks and concrete lmao
>lmao
Luis Thomas
> Why haven't you banned pitbulls?
Because my Caucasian Shepherds need something to sodomize when the mood hits them. Better the pits than me! Please, keep them around.
Carson Moore
>drives through your wall to kill your family
Ian Baker
That's clearly an interior wall, a dog can't smash it's face through a brick.
Nolan Clark
umm.. sweetie
Nathan Jackson
Wardogs are man best friend, not faggs, bitches, niggers, basedboys best friend.
If you are retarded, don´t get a dog who is smart and strong enough to end your misserable life.
Owen Evans
>basedboys
Isaiah Murphy
*digs through your foundations*
Carter Roberts
Dogs sense bullshit.
Don´t do retarded things around dogs and you´ll be fine.
Dog attack are allways around nigger, bitches and faggot owners.
Wardogs are for men.
Logan Cook
*smashes through your bricks*
Alexander Mitchell
>smoke alarm
>nuclear material
wat?
Brayden Kelly
wtf, I don´t know how I tipped that, I wanted to write "basedboys".
Weird shit.
Jack Miller
Ryder King
That dog looks like a cross between a werewolf, and Satan.
Colton Foster
do you have a smoke alarm in your home?
open it how you would to replace the battery. read it carefully. then collect 500 of them and sprinkle the "cancer glitter" onto your gay neighbours herb garden
Ian Martinez
so᠌ycery
Zachary Diaz
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????
I´m writting S.O.Y.B.O.Y.S.
Is Jow Forums fucking with this word????
Anthony Fisher
t. BASEDBOY
Nolan Jenkins
basedboys
s.o.y.b.o.y.s.
testing.
Carson Richardson
fuck it i meant
so᠌yboy
Dylan Bell
I live on 3rd floor of nice, short and comfy 5 floor building. But no, he couldn't even get through door also, he would get brain damage hitting his head at the door before it broke. In Serbia we build tough and we build it to last long time.
What's up with "ban pitbulls" meme? Jews and niggers are far more dangerous, but we still didn't ban them. Let's go one step at the time, ban and exterminate jews first, then niggers, after that you can ban pitbulls, I don't give a fuck.
Easton Kelly
>Get attacked by family pit
>Grab a knife and slice open his guts
>Pit is no more
Gee, that was hard.
Aiden Barnes
10/10 post, OP
Cameron Morris
try it guys.
Write s.o.y.b.o.y.s whithout the dat in between.
Jow Forums is fucking with us.
This is hillarious!
Levi James
stop posting those ugly nigger dogs. the only Jow Forums approved dogs are german sheperds
Samuel Evans
fuck off back so᠌yboy
Jack James
search "guy builds nuclear reactor with smoke alarms" amazing stuff
Benjamin Ramirez
Easton Allen
It's very simple, most people shouldn't have dogs. Many men and most women have less willpower than a dog and so the dog becomes the boss. No wonder it's a recipe for trouble when they get a dog type that was bred for war in ancient times. Dogs shouldn't be a fad pet, if that's your thing get a cat.
Dominic Anderson
Pitbulls are shit-tier neurotic dogs which should be castrated. After two generations, there would be no more of these fuckers; the one you'd find would be illegal dogs that could be shot.
Stupid happy dogs (well dogs, basically) are the best.
Jace Morales
have a dogo looking through an elephant window
Jeremiah Collins
Kill that shit, bin that pit
Jose Long
The problem is those dogs won´t protect you or your family if shit happends.
Another crazy dog, or a nigger could enter your house or attac you on the street and a weak dog can´t do shit and will be scared.
Intelligent, balanced wardogs will have all the goods and will fuck any nigger or gipsy who dare to come near you.
Some pitbulls are inbreeded as fuck.
Get a real wardog and you´ll be fine.
Also, it´s not a toy, so be a responsible owner and dedicate the time needed to exercise and sociallice the dog since puppyhood and keep it that way.
Not everybody can do it.
Nathaniel Bell
I wish I had enough time to own a dog again.
Nicholas Diaz
I'm laughing like a fucking retard at this. I should feel bad, but I don't.
Jack Reed
Because I have a superior dog protecting my house.
>Pit Bull
Nigger tier
>Kangal
White tier
Brandon Kelly
better sleep with a sharp granade under your pillow in case someone tosses a granade into your home
Dominic Martin
for being a cunt, here have an angry doggo
Joshua Reed
>Why haven't you banned them yet?
Andrew Nguyen
What the fucking hell could set something off in this dog to do this?
Kevin Miller
This. Too many normalfags just take it as a given that a dog is something you have and they pick breeds completely unsuitable for them.
I am a lazy fucker, I can't be bothered walking a dog, training one, giving it proper attention etc. So I just don't have one.
Easton Reyes
:3
A german shepherd or most herding dogs are perfect for the job.
Using SJW meme-words, pitbulls are problematic dogs owned by problematic people.
Nathan Anderson
Sorry, mate, my house isn't made from cardboard.
Ayden Robinson
>TÜRK DOG
>white
accurate in america
Joseph Morris
Maybe she was squealing from the discomfort of the cold water and it hit the right tones to set off the dog's prey drive.
Connor Watson
For once your nanny state does something right.
Samuel Johnson
We had mostly german shepherds growing up. Awesome, beautiful dogs, worth the time in training them.
We had a golden retriever. Goodest boy ever, but he could only handle basic training and had the attention span of a gnat. And god he was dumb. He'd get lost two houses away. Our shepherds would roam for as much as a mile away and come home. One would meet me outside of my high school while walking home, and walk home with me.
Chase Gutierrez
German Shepherds are responsible for a lot of maulings. If I recall correctly it's more than pitbulls, they're just not as horrific, generally.
There's no reason to expect one of the most popular police dogs would be as placid as a retarded dalmatian.
Liam Price
Ironic.
Connor Lewis
how the fuck did that dogga teleport the bottom of that stick through the post?
Cooper Thompson
Low impulse control then. Reminds me of certain demographic groups
Landon Ramirez
maybe when she HIT IT IN THE FACE
Dominic Rivera
The dog probably wasn´t well raised.
Most dogs are overreactive to any spasmodic movement or strong noise. They are afraid.
The woman started doing crazy shit around little kids, and even she touched the boy while doing strange noises.
The overprotective dog was afraid she would harm the kid and attacked the crazy cunt.
It is probably a very bad owned dog and also a breed that wont step back.
A concatenation of terrible circumstances.
Wardogs are like guns, you need to be really careful and responsible to own it.
Kevin Williams
Got two of them. Good dogs, got them penned. Are they the niggers of dogs? Maybe, but if I could have slaves i'd have those too
Nathaniel Phillips
good ass question
Tyler Lopez
Wrong
Ethan Wilson
>Turk owns a white tier dog
>dog becomes Turk
>le retard In muhammadstan
Anthony Wright
That makes sense. Feel sorry for the breed because there is no real use for them anymore but they are still designed for fighting
Easton Nelson
Are you telling me that Pits are just trying to save Gen Zyklon from the Boomer Menace?
Elijah Adams
Dr. Pibble's mobile thot patrol at your service!
Christopher Ortiz
More people need to think like you. Please donate sperm under a false name.
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Austin Howard
How new are you?
Nathaniel Martinez
You know I am probably just mis-remembering but I feel like I might have seen this list with pit-bull clipped off the top.
Hudson Flores
My opinel is ready to slash. Fucking nigbulls need to taste some steel.
Austin King
Christopher Lopez
Did everyone forget the whole anti-pitbull thing was a Jow Forums joke to make an argument on why racism isn't wrong?
Elijah Carter
German shepherds are dangerous, if untrained. They're not a beginner dog, and you have to put a shitload of work into them. They're highly intelligent and can work things out. But if they're untrained, they're very dangerous, and they can bite HARD and not let go, and run really fucking fast.
We had two, and my mom would always worry about them getting attacked by coyotes. I kept telling her over and over, she needs to worry about the coyotes - these two will DESTROY a coyotes. She stopped worrying when she saw them chase a coyote out of the yard, she said she's never seen dogs run that fast, and the coyote was a blur getting the fuck out of dodge.
Our shepherds were puppies around us, but come in our yard, or worse, house, when we're not there? They're fucking you up. But they listened to us, because we worked our asses off training them. We gave them jobs, and they were stable, alert, and safe, if we were around. (Shepherds are working dogs, you have to let them have a job. Ours patrolled the yard. We let them stay out all day to do it.)
Christopher Russell
dumb roody-poo sigourneygot
Ian Perez
They are inbreeded wardog breeds that make it really dangerous to onw them.
I'm not deffending all pitbulls.
Personally I preefer older breeds with more balanced minds and bodies.
Chase Nguyen
How hard would it be to train a German Shepherd to have sex with Jewish women, like the holocaust story?
Asking for a friend.
Cameron Wilson
You can easily tell the Niggbull owners on Jow Forums, you can see the low IQ by the way they write.