Happy birthday America from your Northern Commie sister

I know most americans will be going to walmart; shooting some guns and having a mcdonald's hamburger, what else are you guys doing?

I'm going for a run before it gets too hot and the air filled with sulfur smoke.

Thanks leafnation, I'll celebrate your independence too once you get it.

stop subsidising your medicare with my innovations and trade.

>family cookout with extended family in the country
>get to see new additions to family, kids and young adults play lawn-games
>older adults sip beer and chitchat
>set off a few fireworks, mostly for the kids
>probably going to leave later and hook up with friends for beer over a campfire innawoods.
Burgers and hot dogs are a given, plus a rainbow of potato salads and the like. It'll be a good day.

Sister? Stop that sissy shit and be our brother

Going to a soccer game and fucking my girlfriend in the ass.

Canada is more or less a trap these days, formerly pretty though less so than his peers, so he started taking blue pills and wearing a dress thinking it would make him/her better but now is just mixed up and confused as a result.
Would love to see Canada come to their senses, though that's true for all our western nations at this point.

I love you leafy brother! What would we be without our little bro?

Western countries are commonly referred as "she". Like Marianne, Columbia, Germania, and Britannia are all feminine personifications of their respective countries.
just like how a man will call his car "Anna" or his hot pocket "Winifred" or some shit like that. It's a term of endearment.

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>soccer

Oh one of those girl(male) friends huh.

Happy 4th burgers
I pre emptively celebrated at the range yesterday, thank you for savage arms

Happy 4th from our Cubano communist dictator, Justin Castrudeau!

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You guys are truly the best hat.

Never leave home without your hat :)

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we're still comin for ya leaf. we'll conquer you by 2100

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